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Servant of the Goddess of Light

Male, 16, United States

Servant of Medusa floating before me! It's time for you to atone to your crimes. I am Dash, servant of the Goddess of Light! And you. Are. History!

Wed 18th Jan 2012

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New_3DaSh_XL commented on Nintendo Quality Of Life Patent Applications A...:

Chill out, people. This isn't the NX. This has nothing to do with gaming. It's a wellness console, and does not target the video gaming industry. There is a target audience, though; those who want an advanced wellness console. Those people may include those who work out or those interested in trying this kind of thing from a trusted company.

Again, this is not a gaming console.
It's not the NX.
It has NOTHING to do with gaming.



New_3DaSh_XL commented on Street Fighter Legend Ryu And Fire Emblem's Ro...:

God, the amount of complaining here is astounding. We weren't even promised DLC characters from the beginning, and now everyone sounds entitled to the characters they want. And anyone that complains about being "spoiler" — shut up. You know it's E3 week. You didn't have to check the site.



New_3DaSh_XL commented on Fire Emblem If Allows You to Build and Manage ...:

I'm honestly not as excited for this. I want to spend my time in FE playing FE, not doing that stuff. I'm all for support stuff, but this may be taking it too far. We'll see how it turns out though, I'll definitely give it a chance.



New_3DaSh_XL commented on Interview: Choice Provisions on the Nindie Sce...:

I'd be fine with CommanderVideo and/or Shovel Knight for Smash.

However, if Meat Boy is in Smash, I will rage. Meat Boy was never even on a Nintendo console. The very implication that he should be in Smash makes absolutely no sense to me, as there are many far better candidates, first party and third party, that would actually make sense. Anyway. Small rant, but whatever.



New_3DaSh_XL commented on Feature: Ten Must-Play Games for the Nintendo 3DS:

I'm surprised by roughly 3 things on this list.

1. Kid Icarus: Uprising isn't on it.
2. Super Mario 3D Land is 3rd — I was expecting it much lower (and wish it was much lower).
3. There are 2 remakes on this list. Don't get me wrong — everyone should play OoT and MM, but it's a remake. Unless it changed a ton, it doesn't really count, imo.



New_3DaSh_XL commented on Review: Midnight (Wii U eShop):

I got this game to review, I really love the gameplay for the 30 minutes of it there is. That's my biggest problem with it, really; it's far too short, even for a $2 game.

And also, it looks like NightSky, but it's more like NightSky meets Angry Birds.



New_3DaSh_XL commented on Upcoming Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS Pa...:

Deleting the replays is so the game doesn't get confused. You see, replays are not so much videos as they are actual recreations of the matches you played. What I mean by this is it's the computer going through the match in exactly the same way as you did at one point; like if you go to Solo and have two CPUs fight each other, but without the CPU element; the replays are prerecorded MOVES, not a prerecorded PICTURE.

So, with changes to how characters work, your 3DS would try to execute these prerecorded moves which, obviously, do certain % damage, have a certain launching ability, etc; but with the update these things would change, thus changing your replays.



New_3DaSh_XL commented on Mario Kart 8 Hackers Show More Mods and an Unu...:

I see no real problem with these hacks as long as they stay offline. I mean, they can share the tools to do this with as many people as they like; I'll only have a problem when it's being used online. However, Nintendo looks like it's on top of the ball with this kind of stuff/



New_3DaSh_XL commented on E3 2014: Intelligent Systems Will Reveal New A...:

You guys all hates Sticker Star. You also all hated Super Paper Mario. Why should they try to make a new Paper Mario?

"Well Dash, we want one that's pretty much exactly like Thousand Year Door."

Then play Thousand Year Door. Or ask for a remake. Obviously Intelligent Systems can't make you happy.