Buy a 1 pound bag of these bad boys, set it out in front of them the next time you are all gaming and say, "here I got you some candy". Sugar-free gummy bears have the same effect on the stomach as a strong laxative, and if they eat more than a handful I guarantee you they'll be on the toilet for the next three hours. Then you can laugh quietly to yourself while you enjoy some great Nintendo games
Thats simply brilliant....and a bit scary. How did you find out about that anyway? The hard way?
The haribo gummy bears have been popular on the internet for some time now.
It seems most sugar-free gummies have the same effect though.
Yea, I know they're popular, just didn't know about the laxative affect. Judging by the reviews I'm not the only one.XD
I kinda guessed they'd all have the same affect though, since they're pretty much the same anyway.
I remember one Christmas time a co-worker of mine whose wife was diabetic ate a bunch of candy she was given by one of her co-workers which was the diabetic kind and he didn't know it. Needless to say I had to come in on my day off for him cause he couldn't leave the toilet.
Buy Mario Kart 8 and when they ask to play just say "oh, sorry, this isn't a real console. That's just a video of Mario racing on the roof in motherf***ing space at 60fps. You wouldn't be interested"
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"Don't stir the pot" is a nice way of saying "they're too dumb to reason with"
A quote from Mark Twain: "Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
If someone contradicts my opinions on something I have much experience about, I let them explain what they mean. In this case: "Which games have you played on the Wii U?" Then have a specific discussion about those games. If they would say "None", the reply back is obvious.
Along the same lines, I try to not comment on consoles and games on my own consoles that I don't have first-hand experience of.
Late teens, early 20s is that tricky age range where everyone seems to be terrified of being thought of as "childish" or "immature." Same reason that they wouldn't dare admit that any comic book movie not directed by Christopher Nolan is any good. Spider-Man and The Avengers are too colourful and fun for their "adult" tastes. The unfortunate result of that, much like the string of Call of Duty clones on "real" consoles, was a washed-out, dull, brooding emo Superman movie.
I'm 25 and was recently catching up with an old high school buddy who's now 27. He was lamenting about how disappointed he is in recent gaming trends, so I told him "Just buy a Wii U, man. It's really the only console that will give you something your PC doesn't." He said that wasn't a bad idea and is now considering buying one too. So yeah, that fear that many young adults have of being perceived as immature goes away. Especially if they become a dad/mom or uncle/aunt, who spend more time around children, they give less and less of a darn every day.
Buy Mario Kart 8 and when they ask to play just say "oh, sorry, this isn't a real console. That's just a video of Mario racing on the roof in motherf***ing space at 60fps. You wouldn't be interested"
Yes! This will work.
But seriously, if these guys are friends, then you don't really have any i'm afraid... It's time to be a bit more critical when it comes to friendship. Because this whole scenario is just plain bull.
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Personaly I just tells them that they are wrong, and stands my ground to the end. Worked with everyone inn my class at school so far. Or just don't speak to them.
Buy a 1 pound bag of these bad boys, set it out in front of them the next time you are all gaming and say, "here I got you some candy". Sugar-free gummy bears have the same effect on the stomach as a strong laxative, and if they eat more than a handful I guarantee you they'll be on the toilet for the next three hours. Then you can laugh quietly to yourself while you enjoy some great Nintendo games
Thank you for directing me to these reviews. Comedic gold would be the understatement of the decade.
Buy a 1 pound bag of these bad boys, set it out in front of them the next time you are all gaming and say, "here I got you some candy". Sugar-free gummy bears have the same effect on the stomach as a strong laxative, and if they eat more than a handful I guarantee you they'll be on the toilet for the next three hours. Then you can laugh quietly to yourself while you enjoy some great Nintendo games
Thank you for directing me to these reviews. Comedic gold would be the understatement of the decade.
Lure them over to your house by announcing a CoD party. While they wait for you to setup the imaginary PSBOX, fill them in on how the SEGA & Nintendo era was the greatest most hardcore time to be a real gamer... Then let em have it
with morons I have 3 foolproof choices:
1. kill them
2. kill them
3. kill them
fixed that for ya
lol you're mistaking me for the morons.
I'm not into killing.....
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Dude get a new set of friends those kids are losers. Invite some girls to play they love nintendo, and once someone says wii u is not a game console I don't see the value in any further interaction.
Move on and avoid the subject. I don't think them being stupid about one thing (assuming it's just this that's bothers you mostly) is worth finding new freinds (I mean replacing) over. So in conclusion: this.
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