Topic: How Do You Deal With Morons?

Take pride in the things you like and do not engage shooter bros. If you do, simply tell them something like, 'I don't have a great console as you do. I do not posses the reflexes or passion needed for simulating murder online with other people. There are superior minded gamers out there and I wish heartily I could join them in their virtual mass slaughterings. Unfortunately, my feeble intellect allows me to grasp only the small pleasures of alternative gaming experiences on inferior products. I'm among a small group of people who seem to be confused about what modern gaming is all about. Hopefully one day I can escape the clutches of my warped sense of fun and join the ranks of countless others - indeed, the majority of great gamers all shooting each other's highly polished avatars.'

People need to stop feeding the trolls. They are usually smaller in number on most sites so they don't need to be "addressed" just ignored

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/dp/B00...

Buy a 1 pound bag of these bad boys, set it out in front of them the next time you are all gaming and say, "here I got you some candy". Sugar-free gummy bears have the same effect on the stomach as a strong laxative, and if they eat more than a handful I guarantee you they'll be on the toilet for the next three hours. Then you can laugh quietly to yourself while you enjoy some great Nintendo games

See, to me, that's fantastic. Anyone who dismisses you as simply pretentious isn't worth your time anyway and both parties benefit from the other's absence. I think it's a fair reply to someone playing Titanfall saying something silly like, 'The Wii U isn't a real console.' Would it be less pretentious (but arguably less entertaining) to try and argue a point like that? 'Uhhh yes, it IS a real console.

No, thanks. The person who said the Wii U isn't a real console isn't interested in discussing anything. They're interested in insulting you and making you feel like less of a person or gamer. My suggestion is to simply let them know they are indeed better than you, they posses a 'real' console and you're just a silly Nintendo fan who happily enjoys your own brand of entertainment. If they don't understand that, they ARE a moron.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_dp_titl...

read this excellent review! It's hilarious to read on it's own, should be great for any morons.

I'm going up to a different college in 3 months. However, my friend had the strangest encounter for Nintendo college, most of the gamers up there and played Playstation and Xbox, but as soon as he put in Mario Baseball they all rallied behind him and kept taking the controllers to play for themselves...I don't get it.

@MuchoMochi
Thank you! I don't know if I'll be around them long enough to use this on 'em, but I'll definitely use it as ammo for any future situations.

Well, first I usually begin by posting in threads they've created.

I kid, I kid. As others have said, I generally just ignore them. The older I get, the more my opinion of humanity lowers, and at this point I generally just shake my head and go on.

Ignore the haters and play what you like that has always worked for me.

Poison their rivers and absorb their espers.

Stuck on the toilet for hours on end with nothing to do? Shoulda grabbed a Wii U!

Two options:

A)Shiv the next person who says something negative to send a message to the others.

B)Just laugh it off and change the subject.

Your choice, really.

Thats simply brilliant....and a bit scary. How did you find out about that anyway? The hard way?

As for the topic, the best thing to do is laugh it off and show you don't take this stuff seriously. Make it seem like its all a big joke to you and they'll just come off as even bigger morons for trying to start something. When you do want to make a point use sarcasm.

I don't know. I try not to put labels on people.

For a quick second I read this as "How Do You Deal With Mormons?"

do you have a grenade launcher?
that'l teach em

The haribo gummy bears have been popular on the internet for some time now.

It seems most sugar-free gummies have the same effect though.

i recommend inviting them over to play Mario Kart 8 when that comes over

A RPG, not a JRPG.

Yea, I know they're popular, just didn't know about the laxative affect. Judging by the reviews I'm not the only one.XD
I kinda guessed they'd all have the same affect though, since they're pretty much the same anyway.