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Topic: RUMOR: Jessica Simpson to Play Samus Aran in Metroid Movie

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Albion

Albion

1. Posted:

Saw this over at VGchartz

Internet rumors are great insights into what might happen, could happen, shouldn't happen, we want to happen... and when it's about a franchise as beloved as Metroid, you're sure to get a reaction. Especially when you mention that nerd-love goddess Samus Aran may be played by Ms. Chicken-or-Fish herself, Jessica Simpson.

Let that possibility sink in for a minute.

She wants to reboot her movie career. What better venue for that than taking a dump on the dreams of millions of Nintendo fans? But wait, it gets better: Uwe Boll is rumored to be directing it, too. This part seems so much more unlikely than Simpson as Samus. But if Tara Reid can be in Alone in the Dark and if the Prince of Persia movie can not completely suck, I'm willing to believe that anything is possible.

We'll wait and see on this one.

Source: Rumor Miller

don't think this one has anything to hold up on but whatever.

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KanrakusPizza

KanrakusPizza

2. Posted:

Metroid movie?

wut

wont be on here anymore

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Splat

Splat

3. Posted:

That would be so much fail.

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Albion

Albion

4. Posted:

I thought Nintendo was against making movies with there stuff so i'm thinking this is just BS.
Still fun to talk about though haha

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Noire

Noire

5. Posted:

Oh, I thought she was cast as Link in the upcoming The Legend of Zelda movie.

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Axoloth

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6. Posted:

Barely know who Jessica Simpson is, but I don't want a Metroid movie made. I they make a movie of it, Metroid will become more known to the general populous, and I don't wanna share my Samus. :(
She's mine I tell you!

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Albion

Albion

7. Posted:

So if not Jessica Simpson Who would make a good fit for Samus? Care to add PIC ? LOL

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SherlockHolmes

SherlockHolmes

8. Posted:

Huzzah! This'll be (if true) the biggest game turned into a movie failure ever!

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romulux

romulux

9. Posted:

RUMOR: i'm going to kill myself.

good thing a metroid movie will never happen.

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pixelman

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10. Posted:

romulux wrote:

RUMOR: i'm going to kill myself.

good thing a metroid movie will never happen.

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RaylaxStaff

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11. Posted:

Isn't this 'news' like 5 years old? It started as an IGN April Fools' back in 2005.

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WaveBoy

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12. Posted:

ew.
better off hiring some unknown model with some decent acting skills.

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Rhansley64

Rhansley64

13. Posted:

I personally want Jessica Alba to play as Samus Aran trust me she fit's every detail. Jessica Simpson i don't know since it didn't even crossed my mine.

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grenworthshero

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14. Posted:

Raylax wrote:

Isn't this 'news' like 5 years old? It started as an IGN April Fools' back in 2005.

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UltraRobPrime

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15. Posted:

I don't think she can understand the complex universe of Metroid. And she is not a good actor at all!

Retro Studios, go reboot Star Fox. The franchise needs it.

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irken004

irken004

16. Posted:

There will not be a Metroid Movie. Ever.

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SMEXIZELDAMAN

SMEXIZELDAMAN

17. Posted:

What irken said

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JebbyDeringer

JebbyDeringer

18. Posted:

Worst topic ever but if it really was true I would hope she doesn't speak.

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Reala

Reala

19. Posted:

Only one person can play Samus and that's Sarah Jessica Parker.

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V8_Ninja

V8_Ninja

20. Posted:

Isn't Nintendo against the whole "Let's make our games into movies!" thing because the Super Mario Bros. movie was an utter failure? And besides, how do you make a movie out of Metroid?

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