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1. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 20:40 BST
Saw this over at VGchartz
Internet rumors are great insights into what might happen, could happen, shouldn't happen, we want to happen... and when it's about a franchise as beloved as Metroid, you're sure to get a reaction. Especially when you mention that nerd-love goddess Samus Aran may be played by Ms. Chicken-or-Fish herself, Jessica Simpson.
Let that possibility sink in for a minute.
She wants to reboot her movie career. What better venue for that than taking a dump on the dreams of millions of Nintendo fans? But wait, it gets better: Uwe Boll is rumored to be directing it, too. This part seems so much more unlikely than Simpson as Samus. But if Tara Reid can be in Alone in the Dark and if the Prince of Persia movie can not completely suck, I'm willing to believe that anything is possible.
We'll wait and see on this one.
Source: Rumor Miller
don't think this one has anything to hold up on but whatever.
2. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 20:44 BST
wont be on here anymore
3. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 20:45 BST
That would be so much fail.
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4. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 20:50 BST
I thought Nintendo was against making movies with there stuff so i'm thinking this is just BS.Still fun to talk about though haha
5. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 20:50 BST
Oh, I thought she was cast as Link in the upcoming The Legend of Zelda movie.
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6. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 20:57 BST
Barely know who Jessica Simpson is, but I don't want a Metroid movie made. I they make a movie of it, Metroid will become more known to the general populous, and I don't wanna share my Samus. She's mine I tell you!
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7. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 21:02 BST
So if not Jessica Simpson Who would make a good fit for Samus? Care to add PIC ? LOL
8. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 21:09 BST
Huzzah! This'll be (if true) the biggest game turned into a movie failure ever!
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9. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 21:12 BST
RUMOR: i'm going to kill myself.
good thing a metroid movie will never happen.
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10. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 21:14 BST
RUMOR: i'm going to kill myself.good thing a metroid movie will never happen.
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11. Posted: Sat 5th Jun 2010 21:14 BST
Isn't this 'news' like 5 years old? It started as an IGN April Fools' back in 2005.
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12. Posted: Sun 6th Jun 2010 01:46 BST
ew.better off hiring some unknown model with some decent acting skills.
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13. Posted: Sun 6th Jun 2010 06:45 BST
I personally want Jessica Alba to play as Samus Aran trust me she fit's every detail. Jessica Simpson i don't know since it didn't even crossed my mine.
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14. Posted: Sun 6th Jun 2010 06:55 BST
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15. Posted: Fri 9th Jul 2010 16:59 BST
I don't think she can understand the complex universe of Metroid. And she is not a good actor at all!
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16. Posted: Fri 9th Jul 2010 17:02 BST
There will not be a Metroid Movie. Ever.
17. Posted: Fri 9th Jul 2010 17:04 BST
What irken said
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18. Posted: Fri 9th Jul 2010 17:07 BST
Worst topic ever but if it really was true I would hope she doesn't speak.
19. Posted: Fri 9th Jul 2010 17:19 BST
Only one person can play Samus and that's Sarah Jessica Parker.
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20. Posted: Fri 9th Jul 2010 17:19 BST
Isn't Nintendo against the whole "Let's make our games into movies!" thing because the Super Mario Bros. movie was an utter failure? And besides, how do you make a movie out of Metroid?
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