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Axoloth
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#1
Axoloth commented on Activision and SEGA Toying with Wappy Dog DS f...:
That trailer looked like it was a parody of itself.
#2
Axoloth commented on Games Do More Damage Than Passive Smoking, say...:
Gah, dragon, that sentence made my head spin a little :S
#3
Axoloth commented on Games Do More Damage Than Passive Smoking, say...:
@26: Actually, it does matter whether you give them Pokemon or Ninja Gaiden. Luckily, I only got Pokemon and the closest thing to a bone club is a stick, so no one got hurt that much. However, the closest thing to a katana is the antique sword down in our basement, so if I had gotten Ninja Gaiden when I was a kid, someone could've gotten seriously hurt. D: D:
#4
Axoloth commented on Games Do More Damage Than Passive Smoking, say...:
@4: I think movies went through the same thing back in the day, didn't it?
It's whatever, games will unavoidably become as mainstream a form of entertainment as movies or books someday anyway, then hopefully there won't be as many people looking for controversy when it comes to games.
Also, I actually agree that violent video games has an effect on kids growing up, I mean, it makes sense. However, that's where the PEGI ratings and stuff come in. If they think video games are so dangerous, they should take them seriously enough that they actually pay attention to the age ratings. Maybe even make it illegal to sell video games to people younger than what the rating recommends. That's how it is with movies, no?
#5
Axoloth commented on TT Games: "Disney Universe Rips Us Off":
Disney Universe: play thru several disney films = Kingdom Hearts
OMG IT'S A RIP OFF D: D: D:
#6
Axoloth commented on Aya and the Cubes of Light Speeds Towards Launch:
It light speeds towards launch?
You'd think it would be here by now, then.
#7
Axoloth commented on Jill Valentine and Albert Wesker Both on Merce...:
As long as Jill isn't blond, I'm relatively happy. Obviously I'd prefer her original STARS attire, but what can you do.
#8
Axoloth commented on Last Story Tops the Japanese Sales Charts:
I thought they already said it's coming to Europe eventually.
#9
Axoloth commented on There's a Limit on Transferring Software from ...:
As long as I can transfer stuff into my 3DSi when it gets around, I don't really care.
#10
Axoloth commented on Review: Fireplacing (WiiWare):
I imagine this would be better in HD. Not that a HD version would be worth it either, but at least a bit better than this.
Also, thanks for reminding me I need to watch It's a Wonderful Life now that it's almost Christmas and all.
#11
Axoloth commented on UK Gamers, Choose Your Donkey Kong Pre-Order B...:
Zavvi.com is offering a poster as a pre-order bonus, just thought I'd tell you.
#12
Axoloth commented on Nintendo & Capcom Team Up to Spook European Ga...:
Yeessss, can't wait~
#13
Axoloth commented on Win Ivy the Kiwi? for Wii (EU):
.....Norway isn't a member of the EU, but it's a part of Europe, so I'm still good, right? Right? D:
#14
Axoloth commented on Buying Ivy the Kiwi? Helps Save Real Kiwis:
What. I thought a kiwi was a fruit and the bird in the game was made up or something.
EDIT: Never mind, I looked it up. That's a Kiwi?
I even saw a documentary on them the other day. D:
#15
Axoloth commented on Win Call of Duty: Black Ops for Wii:
@James: We- well, those are stupid rules! D:
#16
Axoloth commented on Win Call of Duty: Black Ops for Wii:
"Please note that this competition is only open to residents of the UK."
What if we're willing to pay postage costs ourselves?
#17
Axoloth commented on First Cave Story DSiWare Trailer Rocks:
@James I realise Nicalis isn't the ones calling the shots on that one, which is why I said "they". If you replace "they" with NoE, you'll see the rest of my rant doesn't make as much sense.
I was sorta referring to both Nicalis and NoE, I don't even know anymore
_But my point still stands; there's no valid reason (that I've heard/know of) for not having released this in the EU yet. Of course, if there is a reason/excuse, feel free to enlighten me. Or don't; I was just blowing of steam anyway, so it's really whatev'. I'm more interested in FATE at the moment. :3
#18
Axoloth commented on First Cave Story DSiWare Trailer Rocks:
I'm starting to think they simply don't want to release this in the EU.
It can't be laziness, not when the game is already done and bugs are fixed and they even have time to make a DSiWare version.
There are Europeans sitting with their wallets ready, willing to pay for a game that's free for download on the net ffs; what other reasons could there be?
#19
Axoloth commented on Drool at this Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wrig...:
Y'know, the fact that it has the name Layton in it automatically makes it so far from niche that it's scary, almost makes the game casual, even, at least here in Europe. Also, Capcom knows the Layton name will make sure it sells millions, and last I checked they, like everyone else, want money.
That guy is just pulling our legs.
#20
Axoloth commented on Drool at this Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wrig...:
Aaaaaahhhhh, I'm going to die a bit each day until this game is released. D:
#21
Axoloth commented on Phoenix Wright and Professor Layton Team Up on...:
@10: Yes, because everyone had cars in the 1800s. >_> Don't know when it takes place, looks more like the early to mid 1900s though, again I only guess based on the types of cars they had.
Also this game will be pure, orgasmic objectionistic joy.
#22
Axoloth commented on Super Mario Collection Heading to Europe in De...:
I actually don't have any of these games ('cept Lost Levels for VC), so this is perfect. Been considering buying 2 and 3 for the GBA, but I guess this is a good way to relieve all those childhood memories. Remember playing Super Mario All-Stars at a friends house all day when I was younger.
The art book and soundtrack isn't that tempting actually, even though I've been a sucker for those kinds of things lately....
#23
Axoloth commented on Kingdom Hearts Re:coded Reaches Europe in January:
@OB: BbS has all new worlds, also it's pretty much KH3, 'cept a prequel, so they chose to call it something else.
I must say again, anyone who hasn't played BbS should run out and buy it, it's a fantastic game, and KH3's story won't make sense if you haven't played BbS.
#24
Axoloth commented on Feast Your Eyes on 3DS's Launch Line Up in Japan:
I doubt Mask of Miracle will be available as a launch title over here, they'll probably be concentrating on localising Specter's Flute first.
Also, I want Kid Icarus, Paper Mario, Mario Kart or RE: Revelations.
#25
Axoloth commented on The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D:
Everyone's saying how this game has been released so many times already, but you forget it's never been released for a handheld.
Soon you can play OoT on the go.
#26
Axoloth commented on Review: Snowboard Kids (Nintendo 64):
I remember loving this game, pretty much Mario Kart on snowboard, also remember be incredibly disappointed by the DS game.
#27
Axoloth commented on Tales of the Abyss Coming to 3DS:
Oh c'mon, I just bought this game for the PS2. D:
#28
Axoloth commented on First Impressions: Lost in Shadow:
Corbie you ever played Ico? This game sorta gives me a Ico feeling, wondering if it really does have such a vibe about it?
#29
Axoloth commented on Nintendo Download: 20th September 2010 (North ...:
Oh my gosh the hungry caterpillar, I had a book about him when I was a kid.
#30
Axoloth commented on Twilight Princess with High Res Textures Looks...:
Textures with higher resolution isn't near enough to make me play that game again.
Yaaaaay, let's all gang up on Twilight Princess!
#31
Axoloth commented on Features: Bizarre Emails Sent to Nintendo Life:
Number 4 made me laugh pretty hard. XD
#32
Axoloth commented on Ivy the Kiwi?:
"Please note that this competition is only open to residents of North America."
This is a UK based site, and while I'll never get to enter any contests (even though I'd be happy to pay for shipping and handling myself were I to win) at least give the Brits a chance.
Not that this is even compares to the CS mote, but still...
#33
Axoloth commented on Start Saving as Famicom Box Surfaces on eBay:
I want it but I don't have the moneyz.
#34
Axoloth commented on European Professor Layton Movie Bundle is Big ...:
I want this, but I'm in no hurry to get it. Why you ask? Well, it just so happens that there is no point in watching this until you've played Specter's Flute, a game who's localised versions _doesn't even have a release date_.
#35
Axoloth commented on Last Window Coming to Europe in September:
Yessssssss~
#36
Axoloth commented on Dragon Quest IX Gets a Little Help from Seth G...:
How can a game be rated "Everyone, but only for those older than 10", anyway?
#37
Axoloth commented on Review: The World Ends With You (DS):
I'd give it a 10/10, as it's only the best game on the DS.
But WHATEVER.
Great review though.
#38
Axoloth commented on E3 2010: Ocarina of Time for 3DS:
Call me when there's news on Majora's Mask 3DS.
#39
Axoloth commented on E3 2010: Nintendo 3DS:
I think I just saw Corbie on http://e3.nintendo.com/
#40
Axoloth commented on First Sonic Colours Details Emerge:
Only the Wii version is being made by the team responsible for The Black Knight. So even if that did mean Sonic Colours Wii will be utter garbage, the DS version still has a chance at being good.
#41
Axoloth commented on Review: Golden Sun (Game Boy Advance):
Oh right, you're saving the 10 for The Lost Age?
#42
Axoloth commented on Hey Everyone, Get Your Dragon Quest IX On This...:
D:
But I don't have time for another must-have JRPG.
#43
Axoloth commented on La Mulana Developers Discuss Religious and Rat...:
As long these "religious symbols and references" doesn't include stuff that they KNOW will cause controversy and piss people off (e.g. a drawing of Muhammad), I say keep it. As long as the worst consequence would be a higher age rating that is. If there's a danger of it not being released outside of Japan at all, I guess I can do without naked breasts. Barely.
#44
Axoloth commented on Japan to Cool Off with Mario and Animal Crossi...:
I already bought a fan when I was in Japan a couple of years ago, so I can keep cool!
It was a bit expensive though, and I think it was one of those fans they sell to tourists, which is made to look fancy rather than made to actually be used...
#45
Axoloth commented on Review: Sakura Wars: So Long, My Love (Wii):
Hmm, yeah well, I've been thinking about buying a Swap Magic thingie for my PS2, so I might end up getting the US PS2 version anyway
But I'll go look at some videos of the game and get a feel for the voice acting before making any decisions. I wasn't going to buy this game in the first place but if Sean says buy, I'll buy
And like I said, I've heard so much bad voice acting that I'm a bit paranoid. Todays English voice acting is excellent though as long as they keep to English words and stuff, so the setting being New York probably makes it okay.
But even though the characters are English, it is still a heavily Japanese game with anime stereotypes, which English voice actors still suck at portraying, but whatev'.
#46
Axoloth commented on Review: Sakura Wars: So Long, My Love (Wii):
Does the Wii version have dual voiceovers or not?
I mean, you said it yourself that the game was/is seen as "too Japanese" and has references to Japanese culture, and I doubt the competence of English voice-actors when it comes to pronouncing Japanese words and portraying Japanese anime stereotypes.
Sorry for being a weeabo jerk or whatever you wanna call it, but Persona 3 seriously scarred me for life
#47
Axoloth commented on Okamiden is Set to be Released Into the Wild i...:
@4 and 6: The harder you press the stylus, the thicker the strokes will get. Like real Japanese calligraphy.
#48
Axoloth commented on Manga to Release Professor Layton Film in the UK:
This is great, but the film is more or less a direct sequel to the fourth game....
If you ignore the fact that it might contain some spoilers, it'll still most likely include some elements we here in the west haven't been introduced to yet, and that might end up being confusing.
#49
Axoloth commented on Mothers Against Violence: Violent Games Aren't...:
liz has a new avatar!
#50
Axoloth commented on Review: Calling (Wii):
Oh well, saves me some money.
I am a real coward when it comes to scary games/movies, but for some reason J-horror doesn't affect me at all. Still, even though it doesn't scare me, I still play Project Zero, mainly because I love the gameplay.
My point is, if Calling had really fun gameplay, I would probably get it. It sounds like the gameplay is really repetitive though, so I'll spend my money on Shattered Memories instead.