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Topic: RUMOR: Jessica Simpson to Play Samus Aran in Metroid Movie

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Kaeobais

I agree it's fake, but if it isn't, I'm betting on multiple suicides within hours of its release.

And besides, there isn't an actress alive who could pull off Samus.

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NotEnoughGolds

Shadx wrote:

I agree it's fake, but if it isn't, I'm betting on multiple suicides within hours of its release.

And besides, there isn't an actress alive who could pull off Samus.

Kate Beckinsale imo.

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JayArr

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Jessica Simpson is infinitly more sexy than Samus Aran. So yeah, this would be a bad idea.

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That_Guy_from_Faxana

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A Metroid film would be AWFUL. You can´t make a decent script out of it without taking away what´s good in Metroid; lonley exploration. Besides, Samus Aran IS Ellen Ripley. In the original game they even shared hairstyle.

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Burning_Spear

I'm not buying Jessica Simpson as Samus or anyone else ... with a brain.

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Ico

Yeah, I don't think Nintendo is at a place where they're concerned with movie adaptations just yet. I doubt Jsimp would be Samus. Personally, I want them to get a time machine and grab 25 year old Grace Kelly and bring her back to our time to play Samus. I certainly don't want any Angelina Jolie type either, no one sultry or sexual.

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Why does this thread still exist?

Also, I agree with Ico. If in the laughably small chance that Nintendo ever even consider making a Metroid movie, I'd rather they picked their main actress based on acting ability rather than HEY LOOK BOOBS!!1!1!

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romulux

Shadx wrote:

there isn't an actress alive who could pull off Samus.

disagree.
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Aviator

romulux wrote:

Shadx wrote:

there isn't an actress alive who could pull off Samus.

disagree.
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yesh plz

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romulux

blonde out for revenge sound familiar? she's got that role down already.... but i'd still rather not see it happen.

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The_Fox

Samus isn't really that fleshed out of a character, so you could stick anyone in the role. Such as

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Still, a Metroid movie would suck.

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The_Fox

Klapaucius wrote:

Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_>

But does that matter?

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The_Fox

Klapaucius wrote:

The+Fox wrote:

Klapaucius wrote:

Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_>

But does that matter?

before I answer...which do you mean?

To either, really.

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Raylax

HEY GUYS, I HEARD FROM MY FRIEND WHO WORKS FOR WOLT DISNAY THAT THERE MAKING A METRODE MOVIE AND THEIR CASTING JUDI DENCH TO PLAY SAMAS.

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Joeynator3000

Raylax wrote:

Isn't this 'news' like 5 years old? It started as an IGN April Fools' back in 2005.

Longer than that, I remember it being stated in a Nintendo Power issue, I was like "a Metroid movie? Awesome!"...it silently died after that.

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