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Topic: RUMOR: Jessica Simpson to Play Samus Aran in Metroid Movie

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sykotek

I think she'd make a great Metroid. =D

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I agree it's fake, but if it isn't, I'm betting on multiple suicides within hours of its release.

And besides, there isn't an actress alive who could pull off Samus.

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sykotek wrote:

I think she'd make a great Metroid. =D

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Shadx wrote:

I agree it's fake, but if it isn't, I'm betting on multiple suicides within hours of its release.

And besides, there isn't an actress alive who could pull off Samus.

Kate Beckinsale imo.

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Jessica Simpson is infinitly more sexy than Samus Aran. So yeah, this would be a bad idea.

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That_Guy_from_Faxana

sykotek wins^^

A Metroid film would be AWFUL. You can´t make a decent script out of it without taking away what´s good in Metroid; lonley exploration. Besides, Samus Aran IS Ellen Ripley. In the original game they even shared hairstyle.

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Burning_Spear

I'm not buying Jessica Simpson as Samus or anyone else ... with a brain.

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Ico

Yeah, I don't think Nintendo is at a place where they're concerned with movie adaptations just yet. I doubt Jsimp would be Samus. Personally, I want them to get a time machine and grab 25 year old Grace Kelly and bring her back to our time to play Samus. I certainly don't want any Angelina Jolie type either, no one sultry or sexual.

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Why does this thread still exist?

Also, I agree with Ico. If in the laughably small chance that Nintendo ever even consider making a Metroid movie, I'd rather they picked their main actress based on acting ability rather than HEY LOOK BOOBS!!1!1!

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Klapaucius

sykotek wrote:

I think she'd make a great Metroid. =D

unfortunately I heard she failed the audition for a Metroid, but she did get the part of Ridley

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romulux

Shadx wrote:

there isn't an actress alive who could pull off Samus.

disagree.
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Klapaucius

romulux wrote:

Shadx wrote:

there isn't an actress alive who could pull off Samus.

disagree.

oh please no ;_;

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romulux wrote:

Shadx wrote:

there isn't an actress alive who could pull off Samus.

disagree.
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yesh plz

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romulux

blonde out for revenge sound familiar? she's got that role down already.... but i'd still rather not see it happen.

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The_Fox

Samus isn't really that fleshed out of a character, so you could stick anyone in the role. Such as

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Still, a Metroid movie would suck.

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Klapaucius

Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_>

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