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Topic: RUMOR: Jessica Simpson to Play Samus Aran in Metroid Movie

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The_Fox

41. Posted:

Klapaucius wrote:

Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_>

But does that matter?

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Klapaucius

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The+Fox wrote:

Klapaucius wrote:

Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_>

But does that matter?

before I answer...which do you mean?

Klapaucius

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Klapaucius wrote:

The+Fox wrote:

Klapaucius wrote:

Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_>

But does that matter?

before I answer...which do you mean?

To either, really.

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HEY GUYS, I HEARD FROM MY FRIEND WHO WORKS FOR WOLT DISNAY THAT THERE MAKING A METRODE MOVIE AND THEIR CASTING JUDI DENCH TO PLAY SAMAS.

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Klapaucius

45. Posted:

@The Fox
Age doesn't matter too much. Actors/actresses regularly play characters much younger than themselves.
As for skin colour / race, yes it does matter. How about Jackie Chan as Mario? Eddie Murphy as Link?

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Xiao_Pai

46. Posted:

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Isn't this 'news' like 5 years old? It started as an IGN April Fools' back in 2005.

Longer than that, I remember it being stated in a Nintendo Power issue, I was like "a Metroid movie? Awesome!"...it silently died after that.

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47. Posted:

Klapaucius wrote:

How about Jackie Chan as Mario?

That actually sounds pretty awesome.

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48. Posted:

I completely agree with The Fox. Beyonce would make an excellent Samus. I however would have went with this image.

(Probably NSFW - no nudity, but still, not something you'd want your boss to see)
http://nhacvietplus.vietnamnet.vn/Library/Images/23/2009/03/2...

Has that lonely and mysterious vibe that the Metroid games carry.

Edit: I'm tweeting Jay-Z right now about this. We can make it happen........Rocafella ya'll

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romulux

49. Posted:

that whole jessica simpson joke was pretty stupid.

looking at the prime models for samus ( http://planetzebes.org/wp-content/gallery/metroprime1/samus_f... ), it's clear that britney spears is the ideal choice.

...is it even possible that that's a few steps down from jessica simpson?

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YoshiSage

50. Posted:

Oh Jesus, no...

I'm gone. Good f*cking bye.

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Nintenzo

51. Posted:

Whoa...
I didn't think that TV/Films based off of video games could get much worse than the Legend of Zelda TV show.

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Cia

52. Posted:

Jessica Simpson doesn't fit in a serious role at all, she's just too cheerful- looking. Samus has a dark history. It's almost as bad as George Clooney was in the role of Batman. Seriously, they shouldn't make a movie at all, it just doesn't work.

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Gameday

53. Posted:

faron i agree , simpson is a no go.

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the_shpydar

54. Posted:

Why is this thread still alive? Stop bumping it, people. The original "story" was a rumor/April Fool's joke. =P

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SwerdMurd

55. Posted:

the shpydar wrote:

Why is this thread still alive? Stop bumping it, people. The original "story" was a rumor/April Fool's joke. =P

spite bump.

They've actually switched gears--Helen Hunt is playing Samas Aran and Morgan Freeman is playing....uh....

A metroid hatchling I think. Either that or Ashton Kutcher.

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the_shpydar

56. Posted:

@Swerd
Okay, that was actually funny. Especially since i immediately imagined a hatchling speaking with Morgan Freeman's voice. =)

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57. Posted:

Reala wrote:

Only one person can play Samus and that's Sarah Jessica Parker.

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58. Posted:

Klapaucius wrote:

Eddie Murphy as Link?

If Eddie Murphy made a Legend of Zelda movie, he'd not only have to play Link, but also Zelda, Gannon, Tingle, The Cuckoo Lady, Link's Uncle, Gwonam, the Great Deku Tree, Error, and somebody's fat little cousin who farts all the time.

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59. Posted:

Chicken Brutus wrote:

Klapaucius wrote:

Eddie Murphy as Link?

If Eddie Murphy made a Legend of Zelda movie, he'd not only have to play Link, but also Zelda, Gannon, Tingle, The Cuckoo Lady, Link's Uncle, Gwonam, the Great Deku Tree, Error, and somebody's fat little cousin who farts all the time.

LOL!!! XD
And true.

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60. Posted:

Chicken Brutus wrote:

Klapaucius wrote:

Eddie Murphy as Link?

If Eddie Murphy made a Legend of Zelda movie, he'd not only have to play Link, but also Zelda, Gannon, Tingle, The Cuckoo Lady, Link's Uncle, Gwonam, the Great Deku Tree, Error, and somebody's fat little cousin who farts all the time.

Not to mention he'd have to use the most obnoxious voices possible.

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