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Topic: RUMOR: Jessica Simpson to Play Samus Aran in Metroid Movie

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The_Fox	41. Posted: Sat 10th Jul 2010 19:00 BST Klapaucius wrote: Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_> But does that matter?
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Klapaucius	42. Posted: Sat 10th Jul 2010 19:50 BST The+Fox wrote: Klapaucius wrote: Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_> But does that matter? before I answer...which do you mean?
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The_Fox	43. Posted: Sun 11th Jul 2010 17:20 BST Klapaucius wrote: The+Fox wrote: Klapaucius wrote: Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_> But does that matter? before I answer...which do you mean? To either, really.
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Raylax	44. Posted: Sun 11th Jul 2010 18:07 BST HEY GUYS, I HEARD FROM MY FRIEND WHO WORKS FOR WOLT DISNAY THAT THERE MAKING A METRODE MOVIE AND THEIR CASTING JUDI DENCH TO PLAY SAMAS.
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Klapaucius	45. Posted: Sun 11th Jul 2010 21:10 BST @The Fox Age doesn't matter too much. Actors/actresses regularly play characters much younger than themselves. As for skin colour / race, yes it does matter. How about Jackie Chan as Mario? Eddie Murphy as Link?
	Klapaucius
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Erica_Hartmann	46. Posted: Sun 11th Jul 2010 21:18 BST Raylax wrote: Isn't this 'news' like 5 years old? It started as an IGN April Fools' back in 2005. Longer than that, I remember it being stated in a Nintendo Power issue, I was like "a Metroid movie? Awesome!"...it silently died after that.
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The_Fox	47. Posted: Mon 12th Jul 2010 00:54 BST Klapaucius wrote: How about Jackie Chan as Mario? That actually sounds pretty awesome.
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JayArr	48. Posted: Tue 13th Jul 2010 01:03 BST I completely agree with The Fox. Beyonce would make an excellent Samus. I however would have went with this image. (Probably NSFW - no nudity, but still, not something you'd want your boss to see) http://nhacvietplus.vietnamnet.vn/Library/Images/23/2009/03/2... Has that lonely and mysterious vibe that the Metroid games carry. Edit: I'm tweeting Jay-Z right now about this. We can make it happen........Rocafella ya'll Edited on Thu 15th July, 2010 @ 09:06 by James
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romulux	49. Posted: Tue 20th Jul 2010 17:51 BST that whole jessica simpson joke was pretty stupid. looking at the prime models for samus ( http://planetzebes.org/wp-content/gallery/metroprime1/samus_f... ), it's clear that britney spears is the ideal choice. ...is it even possible that that's a few steps down from jessica simpson?
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YoshiSage	50. Posted: Tue 20th Jul 2010 17:53 BST Oh Jesus, no...
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Nintenzo	51. Posted: Mon 26th Jul 2010 23:22 BST Whoa... I didn't think that TV/Films based off of video games could get much worse than the Legend of Zelda TV show.
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Faron	52. Posted: Fri 13th Aug 2010 11:55 BST Jessica Simpson doesn't fit in a serious role at all, she's just too cheerful- looking. Samus has a dark history. It's almost as bad as George Clooney was in the role of Batman. Seriously, they shouldn't make a movie at all, it just doesn't work.
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Gameday	53. Posted: Fri 13th Aug 2010 12:02 BST faron i agree , simpson is a no go.
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the_shpydar	54. Posted: Sat 14th Aug 2010 01:28 BST Why is this thread still alive? Stop bumping it, people. The original "story" was a rumor/April Fool's joke. =P
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SwerdMurd	55. Posted: Sat 14th Aug 2010 01:30 BST the shpydar wrote: Why is this thread still alive? Stop bumping it, people. The original "story" was a rumor/April Fool's joke. =P spite bump. They've actually switched gears--Helen Hunt is playing Samas Aran and Morgan Freeman is playing....uh.... A metroid hatchling I think. Either that or Ashton Kutcher.
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the_shpydar	56. Posted: Sat 14th Aug 2010 02:10 BST @Swerd Okay, that was actually funny. Especially since i immediately imagined a hatchling speaking with Morgan Freeman's voice. =)
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KanrakusPizza	57. Posted: Sat 14th Aug 2010 02:13 BST Reala wrote: Only one person can play Samus and that's Sarah Jessica Parker. WTF (0_o)
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Staff Philip_J_Reed	58. Posted: Sat 14th Aug 2010 02:18 BST Klapaucius wrote: Eddie Murphy as Link? If Eddie Murphy made a Legend of Zelda movie, he'd not only have to play Link, but also Zelda, Gannon, Tingle, The Cuckoo Lady, Link's Uncle, Gwonam, the Great Deku Tree, Error, and somebody's fat little cousin who farts all the time.
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the_shpydar	59. Posted: Sat 14th Aug 2010 02:23 BST Chicken Brutus wrote: Klapaucius wrote: Eddie Murphy as Link? If Eddie Murphy made a Legend of Zelda movie, he'd not only have to play Link, but also Zelda, Gannon, Tingle, The Cuckoo Lady, Link's Uncle, Gwonam, the Great Deku Tree, Error, and somebody's fat little cousin who farts all the time. LOL!!! XD ^{And true.}
	The Shpydarloggery She-Ra is awesome. If you believe otherwise, you are clearly wrong. Lindsey Stirling is as awesome as She-Ra. Perhaps even more so. [22:54] Emeralds: Well it is intrestingly wrongfully naughty and giggledfuilled i'd be fiilish not to approve u_U 3DS Friend Code: 2578-3211-9319
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Kaeobais	60. Posted: Sat 14th Aug 2010 02:24 BST Chicken Brutus wrote: Klapaucius wrote: Eddie Murphy as Link? If Eddie Murphy made a Legend of Zelda movie, he'd not only have to play Link, but also Zelda, Gannon, Tingle, The Cuckoo Lady, Link's Uncle, Gwonam, the Great Deku Tree, Error, and somebody's fat little cousin who farts all the time. Not to mention he'd have to use the most obnoxious voices possible.
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