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Topic: RUMOR: Jessica Simpson to Play Samus Aran in Metroid Movie

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The_Fox

Klapaucius wrote:

Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_>

But does that matter?

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Klapaucius

The+Fox wrote:

Klapaucius wrote:

Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_>

But does that matter?

before I answer...which do you mean?

Klapaucius

The_Fox

Klapaucius wrote:

The+Fox wrote:

Klapaucius wrote:

Samus is younger than Urma Thurman, and not black >_>

But does that matter?

before I answer...which do you mean?

To either, really.

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Raylax

HEY GUYS, I HEARD FROM MY FRIEND WHO WORKS FOR WOLT DISNAY THAT THERE MAKING A METRODE MOVIE AND THEIR CASTING JUDI DENCH TO PLAY SAMAS.

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Klapaucius

@The Fox
Age doesn't matter too much. Actors/actresses regularly play characters much younger than themselves.
As for skin colour / race, yes it does matter. How about Jackie Chan as Mario? Eddie Murphy as Link?

Klapaucius

Megumi_Sagano

Raylax wrote:

Isn't this 'news' like 5 years old? It started as an IGN April Fools' back in 2005.

Longer than that, I remember it being stated in a Nintendo Power issue, I was like "a Metroid movie? Awesome!"...it silently died after that.

It's official, Megumi is now in love with crimsontadpoles and no one else....I mean, she still loves me and she's still one of my top waifus, but-...you know what just shut up.
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The_Fox

Klapaucius wrote:

How about Jackie Chan as Mario?

That actually sounds pretty awesome.

"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."

-President John Adams

Treaty of Tripoly, article 11

JayArr

I completely agree with The Fox. Beyonce would make an excellent Samus. I however would have went with this image.

(Probably NSFW - no nudity, but still, not something you'd want your boss to see)
http://nhacvietplus.vietnamnet.vn/Library/Images/23/2009/03/2...

Has that lonely and mysterious vibe that the Metroid games carry.

Edit: I'm tweeting Jay-Z right now about this. We can make it happen........Rocafella ya'll

Edited on by James

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YoshiSage

Oh Jesus, no...

I'm gone. Good f*cking bye.

Hydrox

Whoa...
I didn't think that TV/Films based off of video games could get much worse than the Legend of Zelda TV show.

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Cia

Jessica Simpson doesn't fit in a serious role at all, she's just too cheerful- looking. Samus has a dark history. It's almost as bad as George Clooney was in the role of Batman. Seriously, they shouldn't make a movie at all, it just doesn't work.

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faron i agree , simpson is a no go.

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SwerdMurd

the shpydar wrote:

Why is this thread still alive? Stop bumping it, people. The original "story" was a rumor/April Fool's joke. =P

spite bump.

They've actually switched gears--Helen Hunt is playing Samas Aran and Morgan Freeman is playing....uh....

A metroid hatchling I think. Either that or Ashton Kutcher.

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KanrakusPizza

Reala wrote:

Only one person can play Samus and that's Sarah Jessica Parker.

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WTF (0_o)

wont be on here anymore

Philip_J_Reed

Klapaucius wrote:

Eddie Murphy as Link?

If Eddie Murphy made a Legend of Zelda movie, he'd not only have to play Link, but also Zelda, Gannon, Tingle, The Cuckoo Lady, Link's Uncle, Gwonam, the Great Deku Tree, Error, and somebody's fat little cousin who farts all the time.

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the_shpydar

Chicken Brutus wrote:

Klapaucius wrote:

Eddie Murphy as Link?

If Eddie Murphy made a Legend of Zelda movie, he'd not only have to play Link, but also Zelda, Gannon, Tingle, The Cuckoo Lady, Link's Uncle, Gwonam, the Great Deku Tree, Error, and somebody's fat little cousin who farts all the time.

LOL!!! XD
And true.

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Kaeobais

Chicken Brutus wrote:

Klapaucius wrote:

Eddie Murphy as Link?

If Eddie Murphy made a Legend of Zelda movie, he'd not only have to play Link, but also Zelda, Gannon, Tingle, The Cuckoo Lady, Link's Uncle, Gwonam, the Great Deku Tree, Error, and somebody's fat little cousin who farts all the time.

Not to mention he'd have to use the most obnoxious voices possible.

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