Splatoon 3 being the last game was such a disappointment, I know it has a big following but it still looks just like the first Wii U game never mind the second.
Yes the people saying how they play a videogame where they shoot schoolgirls with the pheremone gun would be normal ones hanging out with everyone else
Sure they would bud, sure they would.
Play the game if you want, but it is still pathetic, end of.
"As you walk around a school shooting teenage girls and their teachers here, as you scroll your gun's target over them, you'll see icons pop up in certain areas of their bodies; hit these targets and you'll perform an ecstasy shot, downing them in one and adding to a little gauge that, when full, enables you to enter "Doki Doki" mode. Here you can rotate and tilt a 3D model of the girl you've activated Doki Doki on and the objective is to use the ZR button to zoom in on areas of her body and take a shot."
Yes I can see now that this game is in fact not pathetic at all!
If you enjoy this game and its like fair enough go for it but that description I quoted just reads like some seriously sexually frustated man child fantasy rubbish.
"this on the rails shooter requires a young man to fend off prospective lovers with his 'Pheromone Shot' while trying to secure the affections of one of the main protagonists."
Well that is one of the most pathetic things I have read. But to each their own.
You realise 30fps is not determined only by hardware but by developer choice? Even on the new consoles.
60fps is great but many developers choose bells and whistles over smoother framerate. May as well give up on console gaming altogether if that is your key complaint.
See the thing is with the Swith Pro Nintendo will get a lot of people like me who have had our Switch's since day 1 and would absolutely double dip for even a relatively modest upgraded model.
Even just a better screen and it higher clocked to get more consistent framerates and 720p/1080p resolution would be great.
Nintendo could release the Switch Pro tomorrow and sales of Switch would increase even more.
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Re: UK Charts: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury Fends Off FIFA To Stay Top For A Second Week
@CorvoRevo
I enjoy playing Fifa, got a problem?
Re: UK Charts: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury Fends Off FIFA To Stay Top For A Second Week
@BeefsoundMagnus
Easily done!
Re: UK Charts: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury Fends Off FIFA To Stay Top For A Second Week
@FroZtedFlakerZz
There is probably households with kids who have a Switch/Switch Lite each and a copy of Minecraft each, all starts to add up I imagine.
It is a massive seller in Japan as well for Switch.
Re: UK Charts: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury Fends Off FIFA To Stay Top For A Second Week
@BeefsoundMagnus
No it is the Switch version only. Clue is in the name there.
Also, Minecraft is a family game and Switch is THE family console.
Re: UK Charts: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury Fends Off FIFA To Stay Top For A Second Week
Animal Crossing down to fourth, what a failure!
Re: Momotaro Dentetsu's 11-Week Run Atop The Japanese Charts Sets A 20-Year Record
Major surprise is Animal Crossing didn't get a 11 week unbroken run at some point.
Re: Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Tops "Best Seller" Chart On Amazon, As Pre-Orders Sell Out
@Trajan
Oops I meant Mario 3D All Stars!
Changed.
Re: Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Tops "Best Seller" Chart On Amazon, As Pre-Orders Sell Out
@BlubberWhale
I mean I don't really consider what I said to even be a spoiler, I didn't name anyone.
Re: Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Tops "Best Seller" Chart On Amazon, As Pre-Orders Sell Out
@Sszx09
3D All Stars has sold over 8 million copies in 4 months.
Xenoblade DE sold over a million in a series of games which doesn't sell over 2 million.
They both made Nintendo lots of money.
Re: Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Tops "Best Seller" Chart On Amazon, As Pre-Orders Sell Out
@15roundTKO
Fair enough.
Re: Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Tops "Best Seller" Chart On Amazon, As Pre-Orders Sell Out
@BlubberWhale
Well it is a decade old so I also don't care.
Re: Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Tops "Best Seller" Chart On Amazon, As Pre-Orders Sell Out
@Crono1973
They never forgot!
Re: Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Tops "Best Seller" Chart On Amazon, As Pre-Orders Sell Out
This game deserves a second chance.
It has probably the best relationship between Link and Zelda and THE best redemption arc of any character in the Zelda series.
The fact the game also seems to be running at 60fps is a massive deal for a 3D Zelda.
Re: New Nintendo Infographic Shows Off The 30+ Games Announced During This Week's Direct
@Meikahidenori
No issue with that, just the article title is misleading somewhat.
Re: Japanese Charts: Super Mario 3D World Goes Straight To Number One, Finally Dethroning Momotaro Dentetsu
@michellelynn0976
Yeah good one.....
No fun sparring with idiots, back onto ignore you go.
Re: Blizzard Arcade Collection Announced For Nintendo Switch, Out Today On The eShop
Rock N Roll Racing is awesome! Will definitely pick it up.
Re: Japanese Charts: Super Mario 3D World Goes Straight To Number One, Finally Dethroning Momotaro Dentetsu
@michellelynn0976
Possibly the most ironic thing I have ever read.
It would be impressive if I thought you did it intentionally but nah, you are just that clueless.
Re: New Nintendo Infographic Shows Off The 30+ Games Announced During This Week's Direct
A lot of those games were already announced.
Re: Japanese Charts: Super Mario 3D World Goes Straight To Number One, Finally Dethroning Momotaro Dentetsu
@michellelynn0976
The nerve to say that with the way you get on haha!
Re: Japanese Charts: Super Mario 3D World Goes Straight To Number One, Finally Dethroning Momotaro Dentetsu
@michellelynn0976
Much like a car crash, horrible thing to witness but can't help but look.
Re: Japanese Charts: Super Mario 3D World Goes Straight To Number One, Finally Dethroning Momotaro Dentetsu
@michellelynn0976
So very, very sad.
Re: Famicom Detective Club Is Getting A Collector's Edition In Japan
Not usually my type of game but these two caught my eye during the Direct as they looked very highly polished.
May pick them up.
Re: Japanese Charts: Super Mario 3D World Goes Straight To Number One, Finally Dethroning Momotaro Dentetsu
@Kobeskillz
Nah that joke is popular!
Re: Nintendo Reveals Splatoon 3, Coming To Switch In 2022
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Re: Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Hits Switch This July Alongside Themed Joy-Con
Apart from this the Direct was wick.
Splatoon 3 being the last game was such a disappointment, I know it has a big following but it still looks just like the first Wii U game never mind the second.
Re: Reminder: Nintendo Switch Online Gets Four New SNES And NES Games Today
The Fire 'n Ice game looks cool/hot.
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Fans Will Want To Tune Into Tomorrow's Nintendo Direct
Calling it now, gonna be Masterchief.
Re: Nintendo Direct To Air Tomorrow, Wednesday 17th February
So this is what it feels like when doves cry!
Re: Mario, Link And Bowser Star In This '90s Nintendo Commercial, Complete With Disney-Standard Animation
I was ready to laugh at the "Disney-standard animation" bit but damn it actually is!
Re: Microsoft's Edge Extensions Store Has Reportedly Been Hosting Illegal Copies Of Nintendo Games
@Eel
I certainly did.
Re: Microsoft's Edge Extensions Store Has Reportedly Been Hosting Illegal Copies Of Nintendo Games
@Eel
Or I will do what I want.
How's that?
Re: PSA: How To Use The "Safety Goggles" That Come With The Birthday Suit Collector's Edition Of Gal*Gun Returns
@monterxz
1. What's right with it?
2. No
Re: Review: Gal*Gun Returns - A Mechanically Basic Yawn-Fest
@UltimateOtaku91
Cheers for the reply.
Re: Review: Gal*Gun Returns - A Mechanically Basic Yawn-Fest
@Solomon_Rambling
You are a cool dude.
Re: Review: Gal*Gun Returns - A Mechanically Basic Yawn-Fest
@UltimateOtaku91
Is anime fawning over school girls?
Re: Review: Gal*Gun Returns - A Mechanically Basic Yawn-Fest
@Solomon_Rambling
Yours is a fantastic comment and I say that as someone very much guilty of criticising.
But I don't regret my criticism as this game and it's ilk is just creepy and weird, end of.
Re: PSA: How To Use The "Safety Goggles" That Come With The Birthday Suit Collector's Edition Of Gal*Gun Returns
@Tim_Vreeland
Yes the people saying how they play a videogame where they shoot schoolgirls with the pheremone gun would be normal ones hanging out with everyone else
Sure they would bud, sure they would.
Play the game if you want, but it is still pathetic, end of.
Re: Review: Gal*Gun Returns - A Mechanically Basic Yawn-Fest
@gortsi
Hey enjoy the game all you want, don't get so hung up on little old me thinking you are pathetic for doing so!
Re: Review: Gal*Gun Returns - A Mechanically Basic Yawn-Fest
"As you walk around a school shooting teenage girls and their teachers here, as you scroll your gun's target over them, you'll see icons pop up in certain areas of their bodies; hit these targets and you'll perform an ecstasy shot, downing them in one and adding to a little gauge that, when full, enables you to enter "Doki Doki" mode. Here you can rotate and tilt a 3D model of the girl you've activated Doki Doki on and the objective is to use the ZR button to zoom in on areas of her body and take a shot."
Yes I can see now that this game is in fact not pathetic at all!
Re: Review: Gal*Gun Returns - A Mechanically Basic Yawn-Fest
@Lordplops
Excellent!
Re: PSA: How To Use The "Safety Goggles" That Come With The Birthday Suit Collector's Edition Of Gal*Gun Returns
@BowtieShyGuy
Explain it to me please.
Re: PSA: How To Use The "Safety Goggles" That Come With The Birthday Suit Collector's Edition Of Gal*Gun Returns
@NoxAeturnus
Feel empowered? To shoot their "pheremone shot" at women? OK bud, very empowering.
Don't care about what I say, I'm not fussed.
Re: PSA: How To Use The "Safety Goggles" That Come With The Birthday Suit Collector's Edition Of Gal*Gun Returns
@Clyde_Radcliffe
If you enjoy this game and its like fair enough go for it but that description I quoted just reads like some seriously sexually frustated man child fantasy rubbish.
Re: PSA: How To Use The "Safety Goggles" That Come With The Birthday Suit Collector's Edition Of Gal*Gun Returns
@BenAV
Funny that.
Re: PSA: How To Use The "Safety Goggles" That Come With The Birthday Suit Collector's Edition Of Gal*Gun Returns
@BenAV
I am not saying you are pathetic I am saying the reasoning for the game's existence is pathetic.
But maybe it is one and the same.
Edit: Actually how or why are you happy with the description for this game?
Re: A Day-One Update For Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury Is Now Live (Version 1.1.0)
@Altina
Where have all you anti PS5 zealots sprung from?!
You all sound like a bunch of freaks and I am guessing that you, michellelynn and the rest are all the same person.
Get.A.Life.
Re: PSA: How To Use The "Safety Goggles" That Come With The Birthday Suit Collector's Edition Of Gal*Gun Returns
"this on the rails shooter requires a young man to fend off prospective lovers with his 'Pheromone Shot' while trying to secure the affections of one of the main protagonists."
Well that is one of the most pathetic things I have read. But to each their own.
Re: Switch Just Recorded The Strongest January Sales Of Any Games Console Since The Wii In 2010 (US)
@Prizm
You realise 30fps is not determined only by hardware but by developer choice? Even on the new consoles.
60fps is great but many developers choose bells and whistles over smoother framerate. May as well give up on console gaming altogether if that is your key complaint.
Re: Poll: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury Is Out Today On Switch, Are You Getting It?
@Linux7055
It wouldn't surprise me if those two wingnuts were one and the same.
In fact it would be comforting as the thought of two of them being out there is disconcerting!
Re: Switch Just Recorded The Strongest January Sales Of Any Games Console Since The Wii In 2010 (US)
@Euler
See the thing is with the Swith Pro Nintendo will get a lot of people like me who have had our Switch's since day 1 and would absolutely double dip for even a relatively modest upgraded model.
Even just a better screen and it higher clocked to get more consistent framerates and 720p/1080p resolution would be great.
Nintendo could release the Switch Pro tomorrow and sales of Switch would increase even more.