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Re: Review: Star Fox 64 3D (3DS)

Noire

This game was barely an eight when it came out 26 years ago or whatever it is now. Adding 3D visuals and some crappy gyro controls I won't ever use doesn't justify this at all. Pass.

Re: Dragon Quest X Requires Online Connection

Noire

I know all the hardcore Dragon Quest fans probably hate this because that damn newfangled internet thing wasn't around when I played Japanese role-playing games, but I like the idea. Hours of endless grinding for experience and money would be seventeen times more enjoyable with actual people instead of those generic PCs you build in Dragon Quest IX.

But I know I should just shut up because I don't understand Dragon Quest and it's supposed to play like it's older than sin.

Re: Round Table: Looking Back at the Star Fox Series

Noire

That's not Des! That person capitalizes!

If they could just make a game where it's just go out in your Arwing and blow s**t up like it used to be, that would be great, but they want to add so much superfluous crap that I haven't been able to get into StarFox since the 64 days.

Re: These Are The 10 NES Ambassador Games in Japan

Noire

I love the people who point to Nintendo's ridiculous VC pricing and try to convince us that we're getting the better deal monetarily out of this. Seriously, you all hold a special place in my heart.

I, personally, would have bought none of these NES games again, so that's a boost of $0 personally. And from the GBA list I might have bought two ... even if I pretend they'd be priced at $20 a piece I'm still $40 short in our hypothetical little game ...

But whatever! It's free. We should just not complain because of that.

Re: Review: Xenoblade Chronicles (Wii)

Noire

I dunno about you guys, but I abjectly refuse to be happy Europeans get to play an excellent JRPG. It's not like they ever had to wait years to play amazing JRPGs such as Chrono Trigger! You all suck and I hope your Wiis explode when you put the Xenoblade disc in! BLEH!

Re: Talking Point: What If Nintendo Became a Third Party?

Noire

@Otaku Why would it be any different then? If, suddenly, all the games I had to buy a PS3 for were coming to Wii U, then I'd be ecstatic too. Not having to drop big amounts of cash on new systems would be a godsend, honestly, no matter who's system it ended up being. This article is about Nintendo though, which is why I was slanted that way, you know...

It's, of course, never gonna happen either way, I don't believe, so I guess I'll have to continue buying consoles and handhelds from two different companies.

Re: Feature: What Happened to Metroid 64?

Noire

I wonder if we'll ever reach a point where N64 graphics are considered charmingly retro enough for Nintendo to make a retro-themed Metroid 64 third-person shooter with period clunky control style.

No? Oh well, I can dream.

Re: Feature: Samus Aran, Gaming's Leading Lady

Noire

Meh, why do we always need to scrutinize female characters about the fact that they're girls? I don't think I've ever seen an article about how well male characters portray their own gender. Is that not sexist too? Seems to me video games do a pretty terrible portrayal of both genders, so I don't think "gender equality" is really the problem here, as much as people seem to want to make it that.

Re: Talking Point: The Future of Metroid

Noire

What I really want to see, and I guess I don't care what system it comes out on, is a Metroid game that largely incorporates ideas from both the stealth and the survival-horror genres. I mean, I can see spots where Metroid has been influenced by these games, but I want something full-on. A game where Samus is without her Power Suit and is forced to explore a gigantic compound with limited resources and enemies that will kill her if she doesn't find a place to hide. It'd kind of be like the extended ending of Zero Mission, only made into a full game, and I'd want it in third-person perspective in a 3D world.

Other than that, Metroid Dread needs to be released as a 2D sidescroller for the 3DS, and I think Metroid II should be remade.

Re: Review: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (GameCube)

Noire

I still feel like this is the weakest Metroid game ever. Was adding an ammo system to the beams really all that necessary? I thought we had missiles for that nonsense. The Dark World should have been thrown right out the door too. The never-ending black and purple really grated on my eyes, not to mention seriously hampered exploration. Have to stand around in light bubbles for ten minutes every step just to keep my energy at an acceptable level, yup, that's really fun. Not to mention it took the Artifact quest from Prime and made it ten times worse than it already was. Couldn't get off Aether fast enough.

Oh well, at least the Screw Attack came back ... all gimped. And the Dark Suit was pretty cool-looking too, even if the shoulders were even more ridiculous than normal.

Re: Talking Point: Your 25 Years of Metroid Memories

Noire

@SunnySnivy: If you can get your hands on Metroid: Zero Mission, that would basically be perfect, at least in my opinion. As a modern remake of the first game, you get to experience Samus' origins in a way that's much more palatable than the original. I mean, I love the original, but it has some seriously old gameplay. Zero Mission is much easier to get engaged with. Also I think it has the most forgiving difficulty curve of any of the games I've played while also giving you the hard mode if you finish it and think "that's it?"

Re: Review: Metroid Prime (GameCube)

Noire

There are few games that truly deserve a 10/10. This game is one of those games. All flaws are washed away under how very perfect this transition into 3D was. Heck, it had years of hype and the looming vision of Super Metroid to deal with, and it still came out transcendentally.

Re: Talking Point: Your 25 Years of Metroid Memories

Noire

My earliest memories of Metroid were of hatred, lol. That was because my first encounter with Samus was in Super Smash Bros. on the N64. I had a friend who would always beat the crap out of me with her. I got a little sick of that annoying orange robot thing.

A few years after that, Metroid Fusion piqued my interest on my newly-acquired Game Boy Advance. I still had residual bad feelings for the huge-shouldered, orange-armored version of the Lady, but this game she was in sexy blue attire. Not to mention I got to beat up the SA-X later on, which really helped absolve any bad feelings between us. Besides all that, though, I was able to fall in love with the type of gameplay the game provided. A large, lonely space station filled with secret passages to explore; a brooding, dark, tension-filled atmosphere to go along with it, and along with it all, a Nintendo character with some personality! I'm still kind of prejudiced against the silent version of Samus in like almost every other game, and it was all due to Fusion.

The final nail in the coffin of my eternal Metroid love was playing Metroid Prime on a friend's shiny new Gamecube. It was true love at Frigate Orpheon. No other game has busted through my innate dislike of the first-person perspective so casually like Prime did. And the feeling of being behind the visor, working my way through a world that slowly opened up to me... I don't think anything else will quite match it.

Those are the two most special experiences I've had with Metroid ... not just a memory, but a string of memories, all held in high regard. There were moments to come after, yes; things like the extended Zero Suit ending in Zero Mission, blasting Mother Brain with the Hyper Beam through tears and abject rage in Super Metroid, running away in fear of the Omega Metroids in II, but none were so potent as Fusion and Prime were. For those two games, I am a fan of Metroid and a fan of the galactic hero Samus Aran for all time.

Happy 25th Anniversary, Metroid~

Re: Metroid Celebrates its 25th Anniversary Today

Noire

Marry me, Samus! I've only been asking for years... I'd be your baby.

Anyways, happy 25th anniversary, Metroid! How different my life would have been without that first Fusion cart I bought so many years ago. Heck, I might not even have bought myself a Gamecube if Prime hadn't so completely captured my consciousness like it did back in the day. It's been a fun ride, traversing all those dark caves for all those Missile Expansions. Hope to do it for another 25 years~

Re: If Fans Speak Up, Majora's Mask 3DS Might Happen

Noire

Somebody already did the Capcom joke, booooo.

You guys should really join the Dev Room this time you know, just in case.

As for me, they can con me into buying Ocarina of Time for the fourth time, but nothing will con me into buying this mess again. Might not mind a new Zelda game, though, you know...

Re: It's OK Mega Man Fans, Dr Wily's Revenge is Imminent

Noire

@Tasuki: And buying their games sends them what kind of message, exactly? That we'll put up with their bullsh*t, allow ourselves to be kicked in the balls, and buy re-releases of the same game over and over again like idiot sheep?

Either way I fail to see how a port of a 20-year-old Game Boy game changes anything. Who the hell determines anything by looking at the sales of a VC game?

Re: Mega Man Legends 3 Cancelled

Noire

gives dragon a hug

I wish I knew if there was a way to turn this all around, but the way they canceled it without even releasing the Prototype makes me feel like there's nothing to be done.

As a life-long Mega Man fan, one who sat behind her SNES and played Mega Man X to death, who at school lunches would stick her lunchbox on the end of her arm and pretend it was a Mega Buster, who at this point owns nearly every side-scrolling Mega Man game to be had and has beaten most of them several times, I am severely disappointed right now. To see one of my heroes be treated like this makes me sick, and right now I'm not sure if I ever want to support Capcom anymore right now, if this is the kind of bulls**t they're gonna give us.

Re: Mega Man Legends 3 Cancelled

Noire

This is a thousand times worse than Nintendo refusing to localize the Last Story/Xenoblade/Pandora's Tower. Maybe that's fangirlish of me, but damn, anyone who really wants those games has a legitimate chance at getting them. This, a game a whole effing lot of people have waited a decade to play, a game with such a unique fan-assisted development run, something ACTUALLY ORIGINAL for the 3DS, and above all, a new Mega Man game when NOTHING else related to the Blue Bomber is coming out, this will never see the light of day in any foreseeable future. And that is truly disgraceful. Way to get everyone's hopes up and then spit in their faces, Capcom. Disgusting.

Re: Talking Point: Wii U - Revolution or Evolution?

Noire

Unexciting? Can I choose that instead?

Though I suppose a lot of that has to do with how bad the reveal was. I honestly thought it was another peripheral after watching the presentation, not to mention next-to-no games were shown. I don't see how you can do so well one year with unveiling the 3DS and then turn around and drop it so hard the next time.

... But it will have Smash Brothers! ...which you won't see for like another three or four years.