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Re: Review: Fireplacing (WiiWare)

Noire

This review... is ROAST CHICKEN. omg references

Seriously though, this game is a disgrace to fire and fire entusiasts everywhere. I can't even look at it without going 'noooooooooo'. D:

Re: Review: Golden Sun: Dark Dawn (DS)

Noire

yay review is fantastic, covered pretty much everything i can think of~

If I was being honest with myself that’s about what I figured. I mean I already know it’ll blow my world up, but I’m a crazy so you know... It still sounds like a lot of fun so hopefully it’s enough to get new people into the fold in anticipation for a more radical change in GS4 (please), yay

Re: Golden Sun: The Lost Age

Noire

Review: This game owns you, your face, your mom, your dad, and everything you hold dear, and your eternal soul. And cookies. Yes... it owns cookies.

Jenna/10 (which is of course the highest rating i can give for anything)

You can all go home now. No scratch that, buy this, and then go home. Because... it owns your home.

Re: Phoenix Wright and Professor Layton Team Up on 3DS

Noire

@lz - Oh like... everything on my backlog. ...You know, all 151 unbeaten games. D:

@Otacon: You and your trying to get me to buy games, lol Perhaps I shall give it a shot, especially if...

@WolfRam: ...they make that, holy crap, that would be so kickbackside even if I still don't know anything about Layton haha

Re: BIT.TRIP FATE Coming October 25th

Noire

No, Commander Video... I am your mother.

serach your heart you know it to be untrue

Also I will be buying this, even though I have not beaten BEAT, CORE, VOID, or RUNNER. Go me!

Re: Sakamoto Wants to Know Your Metroid: Other M Thoughts

Noire

Needs moar super-tense Zero Suit segments... in fact make an entire game where you're in the Zero Suit, sneaking around... we can call it...

Metroid Gear Solid.

watches as Samus pops out of a cardboard box, ties a bandana around her head, and lights up a cigarette

Re: Review: Super Smash Bros. Melee (GameCube)

Noire

Who is...?! Who is! Who... is? WHO IS?! Who... is... Jenna? You... you... must be new here, hahaha, umm, while I freak out for a second... read this...

i didn't even realize there were people left alive who don't know who jenna is, that's it, we're starting a crusade, we're gonna become bigger than every world religion, go cult of jenna

Re: Review: Super Smash Bros. Melee (GameCube)

Noire

Brawl was such a major disappointment because they had eight years to realize that Jenna was the most desirable new character to ever grace the human population, and they totally blew that. So this game is automatically better in every way.

just sayin'