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Re: Mega Man Zero Collection Coming to DS

Noire

This is pretty sweet, I must say. I already have 'em all myself, though, and with other games on my want list, this will have to be passed up in favor of those. Ah well, maybe if I find it cheap later on I can relive my life as Zero.

Re: Review: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (WiiWare)

Noire

Lemme just say I find it funny that a review of a game about courtroom drama has a fair share of it's own drama right in the comments section. :3

And I also want to say that really, if you've ever been interested in this series but passed them up before like I did, Capcom gave you a perfect shot to get into 'em, so don't miss it!

Re: Review: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (WiiWare)

Noire

It's pretty much perfect for me, as I never see any of the Ace Attorney games where I live despite always wanting to play them. I'm enjoying it immensely, even if it is kind of odd to move a cursor with a Control Pad when you have a perfectly functioning Wii Remote in hand.

take that

Re: Club Nintendo US Update: Binders, Bookmarks and Cards, Oh My

Noire

@Phoenix I did ask for more Japanese Club Nintendo awards, but I thought that would mean soundtracks, not stupid paperwork things. You have all the right to punch me in the soul.

Well all right then.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA soul punch no jutsu oh god a naruto reference someone soul punch me D:

Also lame update is lame. Where are our points cards man...

Re: Mega Man 10 set for March 2010

Noire

I can already tell this game is going to be amazing, as was Mega Man 9 before it...can not wait for this one. And yay for Proto being part of the story! I really hope that because of that, Capcom announces two-player for this...I guess we'll see.

Re: Just What Is The Nintendo Zii?

Noire

Hey Vegeta, what's the scouter say about Nintendo's trademarking level?

IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!

it doesn't make a bit of difference guys...the trademarks are inert

How was that?

Re: Megaman 10 Heading to WiiWare!

Noire

Bwahahahahaha this is the best gaming news I've heard since E3. Absolutely flippin' brilliant. More Mega Man is always incredibly welcome in Feenieland, and even moreso considering it's NES-styled and in the classic series like MM9 is. I love it love it lovelovelove it. (dies of happiness)

Re: Children's Book Was Inspiration for Spirit Tracks

Noire

I'm pretty sure when Miyamoto watches porn, we get the dialogue of Star Fox 64.

Just sayin'.

Feenie now wants to write Japanese children's books in the slim chance that someone at Nintendo reads them to their children. First title: Samus at the Beach.

Re: Review: Happy Holidays: Christmas (WiiWare)

Noire

Happy Holidays: Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras

Oh come now, I'd totally get a game like that just for giggles. I mean, how fun would it be to send a card like that to, say, an entire church body?

"Happy Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras! Go out and celebrate by making out with someone of the same gender! No wait, don't do that, that's against the rules."

Re: Aardman Create Zelda Flipnote

Noire

I played the Chu on the left. Rather convincing performance, if I say so myself.

Haha, that was pretty slick and completely true to the spirit of Zelda. I mean, who doesn't totally run around all the enemies if given the chance?

Re: New Zelda Advert Takes Different Track

Noire

Me being who I am, I would have preferred the "ohmygod trains i love trains choo choo" version, but I guess this one gets the job done as well. I do find the random CGI stuff interspersed within the ad somewhat disconcerting though...

Re: Review: The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (DS)

Noire

So it's Phantom Hourglass on a train? Are you telling me I can't even make really dumb jokes about Link On a Boat this time around to entertain myself? Poseidon look at me! Because I need the self-entertainment, as PH was just kinda....blaaaah.

Y'know what, I think I'm gonna skip out on this one, tbqh. Zelda just isn't fun for me anymore, not like it used to be. And that makes me sad, but there are just more important games for me to buy now.

Re: Review: Castle of Shikigami III (Wii)

Noire

Really Adam? Sweet then, I'm sold. Difficulty was my biggest concern going in. I don't like to buy games and then have them sit in a pile unfinished because I suck at them, especially games that appeal to me visually and aurally like this one does. The Composer knows I love a quirky and hilarious anime-style storyline and look. I think I really will pick this up sometime. Should be a good change-of-pace gameplay-wise for me.

Re: Review: Castle of Shikigami III (Wii)

Noire

Hmm, I don't ever play bullet-hell shooters, but there's a cute green-haired girl in the banner, and she's winking at me...I am zetta intruiged. I'll have to keep an eye out for this one, especially since it should be pretty cheap.

Re: Nintendo: We Don't Want To Remake Past Zelda Games

Noire

Well, if you don't want to remake the old games Ninty, can you at least put both The Legend of Zelda and Zelda II on a DS collection as is but with like an easy mode or something?

You know, so that I can actually, like, beat it, or something? Please? I really like those games, but I suck at them...

Re: Review: Christmas Clix (WiiWare)

Noire

Bwahahaha, so she'll still be speaking to you, huh Corbs?

On-topic: Pass. I don't like puzzlers, so a seven doesn't do it for me. Also, I don't like the fact it's themed for a holiday...like I'll only be able to play it for a month before it goes out of style.

Re: The World Ends With You

Noire

Picked this game up over the break and it blew my mind. Absolutely amazing game; it lacks in no area whatsoever. It easily became my second favorite game of all time.

So zetta sweet.

Re: Nintendo Download: Karts, Blobs, Bits, Shops, Tournaments, PooYoos, Castles, Notebooks and More Plankton (US)

Noire

No Cave Story or Earthbound? What a crappy update. Nintendo must hate us.

Ahh Adam, always the fish of reason in a sea of unreasonableness. (Is that even a word?) Wow, that's rather apt too, considering he is only a fish. End of inane rambing...

Too bad my Wii is 900 miles away. Some Super Mario Kart would be a good distraction from the turkey (not a big fan of turkey). Ah well, I has other things to keep me occupied in the meantime.

Re: Review: The Rub Rabbits! (DS)

Noire

...everything about the gameplay in The Rub Rabbits is about gaining the attention and eventually the love of your dream girl.

Huh, I guess Camelot hasn't completely severed ties with SEGA, if they were able to include her in this game. Instapickup if I see it anywhere!

...Lame joking aside, it looks like a very, uhh...interesting and, um...fun-to-play game. cough I may have to see if I can't find this one around anywhere.

Yes I only want it 'cause it's sexy.

Re: Pixmania: Wiimote Tech Is "Endangered"

Noire

They don't really believe this, do they? I mean, seriously, I don't really see any of this stuff dying off anytime within the next year...

Then again, what do I know? Not much, Feenie, not much...

Re: Mario Bricks Himself

Noire

I guess this is as close as we'll ever get to a Lego Super Mario Bros then, eh?

Looks absolutely fantastic. Props to the person(s) who put it together; must have taken a lot of effort and time.

Re: Miyamoto Talks Zelda With MotionPlus

Noire

I am physically unable to generate any hype for this game whatsoever. The words "Twilight Princess" play over and over again in my head....I got way too burned last time to go through it again.