@Pirate1 We talked about so many things that a TL;DR would be extremely hard, buuuut... basically, we think the game is interesting, the demo didn't quite show off WHY it's interesting (because the demo cuts off too early on some of the chapters) and the current trend of cult remakes is a really cool direction for games to be going in.
@CANOEberry This piece took days to put together and I think by the time we got to the '90s consoles we had lost all sense of taste! I remembered too late that I absolutely adored the clicky analogue triggers on the GC controller, for example...
@AJWolfTill the topmen are the ones you need socks for!! They're all wearing different combos of shoes/stockings, and when you examine the hammocks in another scene, you can match socks to hammock numbers!
@Gitface They were extremely helpful with the bugs I experienced during the review period, and ironed them out in no time, so I have faith that it'll be much more robust at launch
@chardir The CYOA series is, as far as I know, very litigious about people misusing the name. BUT I think it's the best descriptor of this particular genre of books, and I wasn't about to go into loads of detail about that in a review
@jsty3105 thank you. It is a difficult line to tread, but somewhere between self-flagellation and smug condescension is the sweet spot where people actually, hopefully, maybe remember that you are human
Ah, these comments have reminded me of another good reason that we use easy points of comparison when talking about games: because no one actually reads the article
@CANOEberry both. It's both. I'm intrigued to see how Western philosophy and absurdist comedy translates into Japanese, but then again, I do not speak Japanese, so I have no way of knowing. And I'm fairly sure there's a lot of wordplay, which is ridiculously hard to translate. It's quite the job!
@KoiTenchi They aren't ranked, so Calico being second doesn't mean much!
But also — most of the games in here are either highly-scored, or VERY cat. There were some in-betweens that were averagely scored or not very cat, so they didn't make it. It's a very complicated equation that balances the cat quota with the score quota.
@IronMan30 I watched it with friends, and MULTIPLE times I would start saying that a game looked interesting... before it instantly became another shooter that looked like all the others
@Jbuggydroid @Silly_G @smithpa01 Yep, you're all correct, apologies for the error! The store page was not live when this article was written, and there was no indication of cost in the initial press release. Sorry!
@QueenKittenWrite no need to be rude! Sometimes, especially at the end of the week, we like to write something more light-hearted. We're people too, you know!
@CANOEberry I tried it a loooong time ago, maybe when it came out on iPad — maybe slightly before I even worked in games??? — and it felt quite slow. But I know a lot of people love it, so I should really give it another go!
@huyi I believe so — I have friends in the UK who own a lot of their stuff — but it's **very** expensive 😅 maybe worth organising a group buy with some friends to split the cost of shipping?
@Lin I was off sick/on holiday for about a month, and I've also been struggling with post-COVID effects so my output's been a bit slower I've mostly been queueing up features lately since it's hard to keep on top of news with COVID brain fog! I'm glad you like my writing, thank you — that's really reassuring to hear
@Bondi_Surfer mmm, I'm an Assam in the morning person too! My current go-tos are a nice Kenyan tea and an Indian generic breakfast tea (which I assume is an Assam). And I had a Long Island Iced Tea last night! My partner calls it "getting LIIT" (Long Island Iced Tea) 😅
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Re: Exclusive: Dogs, Death, And Fantasy Life - An Interview With The Creators Of Potion Permit
@StefanN The two things are unrelated, unless you are REALLY bad at petting dogs
Re: Bayonetta 3 Has A "Naive Angel Mode" For People Who Don't Want To See Bums
@Chocobo_Shepherd the joke is that people seem to think a short-haired woman is a bad thing. I am a short-haired woman.
Re: Bayonetta 3 Has A "Naive Angel Mode" For People Who Don't Want To See Bums
@CANOEberry I doubt it, but I might pick it up anyway. AND I'M GOING TO KEEP THE BUMS ON THANK YOU
Re: Bayonetta 3 Has A "Naive Angel Mode" For People Who Don't Want To See Bums
@somebread WOKE FEMINIST TRASH = a woman with short hair 😅
Re: Watch: Live A Live's Demo Is Worth Checking Out (And So Is The Game)
@Pirate1 We talked about so many things that a TL;DR would be extremely hard, buuuut... basically, we think the game is interesting, the demo didn't quite show off WHY it's interesting (because the demo cuts off too early on some of the chapters) and the current trend of cult remakes is a really cool direction for games to be going in.
Re: Back Page: Making The Perfect Nintendo Frankenconsole
@CANOEberry sometimes we have features that are just constantly on the backburner, so they take a little longer
Re: Back Page: Making The Perfect Nintendo Frankenconsole
@CANOEberry This piece took days to put together and I think by the time we got to the '90s consoles we had lost all sense of taste! I remembered too late that I absolutely adored the clicky analogue triggers on the GC controller, for example...
Re: Backlog Club: Return Of The Obra Dinn - It All Comes Down To Socks In The End
@AJWolfTill the topmen are the ones you need socks for!! They're all wearing different combos of shoes/stockings, and when you examine the hammocks in another scene, you can match socks to hammock numbers!
Re: Review: Steve Jackson's Sorcery! - One Of Switch's Very Best Narrative Games
@Diogmites I mean, it's nuts that ONE of them did so much as it is!
Re: Review: Steve Jackson's Sorcery! - One Of Switch's Very Best Narrative Games
@Rambler Actually, Inkle just posted a thread that includes a lot of the changes they made!!
https://twitter.com/inkleStudios/status/1539895429315395584
Re: Review: Steve Jackson's Sorcery! - One Of Switch's Very Best Narrative Games
@Gitface They were extremely helpful with the bugs I experienced during the review period, and ironed them out in no time, so I have faith that it'll be much more robust at launch
Re: Review: Steve Jackson's Sorcery! - One Of Switch's Very Best Narrative Games
@chardir The CYOA series is, as far as I know, very litigious about people misusing the name. BUT I think it's the best descriptor of this particular genre of books, and I wasn't about to go into loads of detail about that in a review
Re: Review: Steve Jackson's Sorcery! - One Of Switch's Very Best Narrative Games
@Rambler I think it's an adaptation — there are some things in the game that only a game could do.
And as for the two Steve Jacksons, I was actually going to mention that! It's a really fun fact! But it wasn't entirely relevant, so I didn't 😅
Re: Soapbox: Why Do We Talk About Games By Comparing Them To Other Games?
@jsty3105 thank you. It is a difficult line to tread, but somewhere between self-flagellation and smug condescension is the sweet spot where people actually, hopefully, maybe remember that you are human
Re: Soapbox: Why Do We Talk About Games By Comparing Them To Other Games?
@CANOEberry spoken like someone who's never read Henry V Goes To The Library
Re: Soapbox: Why Do We Talk About Games By Comparing Them To Other Games?
@JasmineDragon hahahaha okay FINE you got me, I agree 😅
Re: Soapbox: Why Do We Talk About Games By Comparing Them To Other Games?
Ah, these comments have reminded me of another good reason that we use easy points of comparison when talking about games: because no one actually reads the article
Re: Disco Elysium To Be Released In Japanese On Nintendo Switch Later This Year
@CANOEberry both. It's both. I'm intrigued to see how Western philosophy and absurdist comedy translates into Japanese, but then again, I do not speak Japanese, so I have no way of knowing. And I'm fairly sure there's a lot of wordplay, which is ridiculously hard to translate. It's quite the job!
Re: The Best Cat Games On Nintendo Switch
@KoiTenchi They aren't ranked, so Calico being second doesn't mean much!
But also — most of the games in here are either highly-scored, or VERY cat. There were some in-betweens that were averagely scored or not very cat, so they didn't make it. It's a very complicated equation that balances the cat quota with the score quota.
Re: "Lightning-Fast" Action-FPS Bright Memory: Infinite Is Coming To Nintendo Switch
@russell-marlow not usually, but I can be won over if it's an interesting spin on the genre!
Re: "Lightning-Fast" Action-FPS Bright Memory: Infinite Is Coming To Nintendo Switch
@IronMan30 I watched it with friends, and MULTIPLE times I would start saying that a game looked interesting... before it instantly became another shooter that looked like all the others
Re: Infamous Stardew Valley-Inspired 'Super Zoo Story' Gets New Trailer
@bozz Yeah, the issue is the similarity of assets, not genre!
Re: A Sequel To Wholesome Animal Crossing-Like 'Cozy Grove' Is In The Works
@CharlieGirl Cozy Grove 2: Re-cozied
Re: A Sequel To Wholesome Animal Crossing-Like 'Cozy Grove' Is In The Works
@mikegamer Shortest way of saying it, really! It's easiest to get people interested in a game by appealing to a game they already know and like.
Re: Feature: Will We Finally See These Games In The Not-E3 Nintendo Direct?
@HotGoomba you're playing 4D reverse psychology chess, I like it
Re: Feature: Inclusivity, Frogs, And Petting Dogs - Wholesome Games On What It Means To Be "Wholesome"
@samuelvictor the kind of people who enjoy those games will be more than happy to have multiple ones to play, trust me
Re: Review: Souldiers - A Potent Metroidvania And Soulslike Blend, But Not Without Issues
I don't know why people are so critical of roguelikes! Some of us really like them! Imagine saying "ugh, another RPG" 😅
Re: Feature: The Saddest Games On Switch - Games To Make You Cry
@Zimon I can't believe I forgot Fata Morgana after everything I went through with that game! I'll add it when I get the chance
Re: Feature: Everything You Might Have Missed In The New Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Trailer
@Eel good eye, pal! Thank you
Re: New Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Trailer All But Confirms A Past Vs Future Theme
@PikaPhantom BUT IT'S OUTSIIIIIIDE
Re: New Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Trailer All But Confirms A Past Vs Future Theme
@ShikabaneHime13 oooops you're right, changed it 😅
Re: Feature: All The New Pokémon In Pokémon Scarlet & Violet
@SViper fear not! It is changed now!! In all the excitement I did not realise he was Smoliv
Re: New 30th Anniversary Kirby Nendoroid Includes Retro Kirby Face, Available For Pre-Order
@Ogbert think of it this way: You're just getting extra faces for him. And a potential friend.
Re: Minecraft Gets Ice Age DLC, Adding 30 Prehistoric Skins To The Game
@Jbuggydroid @Silly_G @smithpa01 Yep, you're all correct, apologies for the error! The store page was not live when this article was written, and there was no indication of cost in the initial press release. Sorry!
Re: New 30th Anniversary Kirby Nendoroid Includes Retro Kirby Face
@ancientlii yeah! They move around quite freely!
Re: Random: Is This Cryptic Tweet A Hint At New Zelda Remakes?
@QueenKittenWrite no need to be rude! Sometimes, especially at the end of the week, we like to write something more light-hearted. We're people too, you know!
Re: Random: NBA Player's Game Day Routine Involves Playing Nintendo, Avoiding Basketball
@JayJ even in this short clip, he seems very sweet!
Re: 'The Hand Of Merlin' Looks Like Heaven For Fans Of Intricate Strategy
@CANOEberry MY BACKLOG IS MY SHAAAAME
Re: 'The Hand Of Merlin' Looks Like Heaven For Fans Of Intricate Strategy
@CANOEberry I tried it a loooong time ago, maybe when it came out on iPad — maybe slightly before I even worked in games??? — and it felt quite slow. But I know a lot of people love it, so I should really give it another go!
Re: Random: Did The Sims Copy Animal Crossing: New Horizons' Froggy Chair?
@Eel ARE YOU BEING PAID OFF BY BIG FROGGY
Re: Random: BlackMilk's Legend Of Zelda Clothing Line Wins Licensing Award
@huyi I believe so — I have friends in the UK who own a lot of their stuff — but it's **very** expensive 😅 maybe worth organising a group buy with some friends to split the cost of shipping?
Re: Random: BlackMilk's Legend Of Zelda Clothing Line Wins Licensing Award
@Lin I was off sick/on holiday for about a month, and I've also been struggling with post-COVID effects so my output's been a bit slower I've mostly been queueing up features lately since it's hard to keep on top of news with COVID brain fog! I'm glad you like my writing, thank you — that's really reassuring to hear
Re: Soapbox: Free Game Updates Are Fantastic For Everyone, Except New Players
@BriskSunrise Trust me, I know it's quite silly to complain about free stuff — which is why I explain myself several times in the article 😊
Re: Feature: What The Heck Is A 'MetroidBrainia'? Introducing The Newest Genre On The Block
@Rats Brainformer! Action-Brainventure! Role Playing Brain!
Re: Feature: Aggro Crab Tells Us All About Their Clawsome New Game, 'Another Crab's Treasure'
@Desrever I had to think about it a bit, but then I got it... and you're right, it's really good!
Re: Feature: 'Spirittea' Is A Heady Brew Of Stardew Valley And Spirited Away, Coming To Switch Soon
@Bondi_Surfer mmm, I'm an Assam in the morning person too! My current go-tos are a nice Kenyan tea and an Indian generic breakfast tea (which I assume is an Assam). And I had a Long Island Iced Tea last night! My partner calls it "getting LIIT" (Long Island Iced Tea) 😅
Re: Backlog Club: Week Two, May - Getting SNEStalgic With Earthbound
@MischiefMaker I have an upcoming interview that should help elucidate why games like STS are so addictive
Re: Backlog Club: Week Two, May - Getting SNEStalgic With Earthbound
@MischiefMaker Tell me about it... I'm on Ascension 3 when I should be playing Earthbound
Re: The Wholesome Direct Returns With News On Coffee Talk, PuffPals, And Moomins
@GrailUK 100 games, they said. ONE HUNDRED. The sizzle reel is going to be an hour long
Re: Fall Guys Is Going Free-To-Play, Comes To Switch This Summer With Cross-Play And A Huge Update
@Wilforce Updated! Thanks for the clarification, it was hard to keep up with all of the announcements 😅