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"Nintendo" news

Big yikes from me and hard pass

A McDonald's game advertising McDonald's? Who'da thunk it?

Jeez, how many auctions of these sealed Super Mario Bros. are there? I'm surprised they're not going for $2 or lower...

They should at least report an auction of a sealed Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels to spice it up a bit...

No more remakes!

Jeez, Xbox and Sony fanboys never had it so good this year. While (((we))) only have this obvious upcoming mess and noodle gurl to go on...

@PSoneboi It has nothing to do with Nintendo or Playstation. All I'll say is shame on him and Naughty Dog!

Wow, such a low point for Nintendo Life to be making an article on Neil Druckmann.

All you hopefuls thinking it's gonna be Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy and here's my pessimistic ass thinking it's gonna be Life is Strange. 😂

Just had to be the cursed Randy Pitchford version with that awful fifth episode...

Hard pass for me I'm afraid...

(Sees Super Mario Odyssey)
(Get hyped thinking DLC is being made/released)
(Sees that it's just about a wall glitch that shaves off 8 seconds)

Oh...

@TG16_IS_BAE
Well why do you think they go with this aesthetic? Or do you just like arguing?

@TG16_IS_BAE
But what I'm asking is why are they "referencing" that particular style that is just not really that pleasing to look at? It's either one of two;

1. To cut corners
2. "Nostalgia"

To be honest I really dislike this whole monochrome coloring that indie developers got going on these days. Like it was okay with the original Gameboy back then because that's what they had to work with, not because it was aesthetically pleasing.

Me thinks they're just being lazy with the coloring.

Better question would be;

"Why didn't we get DLC for Super Mario Odyssey?" and I'm not talking about those lousy costumes that are just skins with no actual abilities nor that borefest Luigi's Balloon World...

64? Meh.

Let me know when they're doing Galaxy 2

@mesome713

Yeah a mess with a destructive narcissist clown in charge 😂

@shaneoh If the final boss is a giant mutant space vagina then this game would be an instant 10/10

Everybody's talking about the old banjo player and I'm thinking what's up with the ship having a giant green... (((you know))) attached to it...

@kingbk @Cosats Oh I forgot I'M not allowed to be a little dissatisfied...

@Shambo Nah he runs off in the end(ings)

@Bloober_Team_SM

Great! I'll take royalties if you advertise it as "Blair Switch" lmao jk 🤣

Sorry for being pessimistic but the way the switch (save for indie games and shovelware) has been going on for the last two years. I wouldn't hold your breath for anything 😒

Should have called it "Blair Switch" for this port.

@Jokerwolf You mean 'Lesser Ape' because Monkeys are apes too

Looks good in it's own right. But looks nothing like DOOM or Duke Nukem 3D...

Wait, how is Wario "Mario's dastardly alter ego"? Aren't they two separate beings? 🤔

@westman98

And what makes you so sure they're going to upgrade Fortnite on the Switch? 😂

Don't expect any UE5 games on Switch though, LOL

"They should really remake CV instead"

Or, you know, they can stop beating around the bush and make 8...