Ha Ha! lol!

@Chicken - These pages were pure genius! Kudos to you!

Ganondorf, obviously. Who wouldn't want that wicked man of the desert?

I think Philip should write things like this more than a few times a year.

Yeah! The Doctor made it in!
Well done, Mr. Chicken.

The Doctor is BOSS. Very well done.

Snazzy logo!

Funny, but it lacks Medusa.

Magikoopa, you'll have a magical moment.

That love logo should be on the front page of NintendoLife logo, just to spice things up~

How can someone like Ganon still be single?

how can Ganaondorf be singe? arent he the only gerudo male?

The Koopalings aren't Bowser's kids, only Bowser Jr. is.

“Our current story is that the seven Koopalings are not Bowser’s children. Bower’s only child is Bowser Jr. and we don’t know who the the mother is.” - Miyamoto.

I'm such a killjoy :-/

Great pages

Why is Gannondorf single?
Still,Not Bad.

That's some good rapid-fire comedy. So many bad puns!

Yes, you really should've had Medusa or Hades in here, that would've made this all the more funny.

BTW Tingle from last year still is the best page~

Medusa just missed the cut! I started that one but wouldn't have had it done in time.

Next year?

/me doesn't know what to make of how many people are surprised Ganon(dorf) is single.

@Philip Yeah, just as long as we see her sometime!

_{On another note, that year really passed fast...}

Wow that was hilarious! I really like the Moon's

"Or maybe take you out for some Chateau Romani...if you really want the magic to last."

Genius.

I CREATED ROBOT INTELLIGENCE. Heck yeah I did!

That weird moment when nintendolife makes better jokes than dorkly

This was hilarious, nicely done nintendolife.

Brilliant!

But what about Mr.Game & Watch, I'm surprised he's still single, why is there no Mrs.Game & Watch?

I would be surprised if Ganondorf was married, actually. He can have any Gerudo girl he wants, so he would not do for a particularly loyal husband. And no Gerudo girl would do for a particularly tolerant wife.

Oh Philip, I wasn't expecting you to do another of these. Thank you for the laughs. I enjoyed the Doctor, Ganondorf and The Ghost from Pacman in particular

Dis arteecle iz so phunny... But seriously, I like it very much. Not bad.
Too bad I barely read, I didn't even finish reading the first page.

Brilliance. But come on, no girls (mother brain doesn't count).
We had a lack last year too with only samus. Us guys need someone for valintines day too. Now I will have to be alone since my internet date plan failed.

King Dedede:
"Mate for life. My carefully cultivated flab can keep our baby warm while you venture out blindly into the tundra to find and gather enough food to keep all three of us alive, because that's certainly fair."
I thought I had seen the best last year, but this stuff is brilliant! These features are the things you can't find at other sites and what makes NL great, and it's good to see more being made. Great job, Chicken :3

Awesome work, Awesome Read, @Phillip: !

Has it really been a year since the first one..? Good work again Phil

Amusing article, though Pinky would of been more suited than Inky. She's a hopeless romantic that has a thing for pac-man. LOL.

Mad my day

Aw, no Eggman? Oh well. These were so silly. How the heck did you come up with so many jokes?

Also, Dr. Wily likes Robot Wars! I guess he has some good taste.

This was a thoroughly entertaining read! Dedede and Kamek happened to be my favourites!

This is the reason to look forward to Valentine's Day every year.
Never stop, @Chicken_Brutus, never stop! _{At least not as long as LeChuck doesn't send you his dating profile. Actually never stop until every Ninty character got his own profile.}

Witty as always Chicken. :3
_{these are way too much fun to read...}

HAHAHAHA, PHILIP J. REED, I GIVE YOU A HAND FOR TAKING YOUR TIME TO CONSTRUCT SUCH HUMOUROUS DETAILS WITHIN THESE VIDEO GAME VILLAINS!

The one that got me actually laughing so hard was the part when Kamek said he wishes to have a wand more powerful than one that releases geometric shapes!! And then the part that topped it all off...wait for it...WHERE WAS IT MANUFACTURED, SESAME STREET!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOLQ AHAHAHAHA!!!