This New 3DS Stylus Is Handy for Massaging Your Face
Posted by Thomas Whitehead
Could be relaxing after a tough level
Sometimes 3DS accessories are useless pieces of plastic tat, but occasionally they're practical and stylish. We doubt this one qualifies for the latter description, but you can decide for yourself: behold, The Germa Roller Touch Pen.
We think the picture says it all, but here are some details. The face roller on the end of the stylus uses germanium, and like most beauty products with a silly name it's supposed to have healing abilities that give you smoother, more beautiful skin. These rollers are apparently quite common in Japan, but new breakthroughs in science — or a marketing bright-spark — have made it possible to combine this concept with a stylus.
So, if you're concerned about your skin while playing a game this could be the answer, and the advert suggests it'll make you better at identifying natural objects, too. If you do live in Japan you can pick up a grey, black, or pink model for just ¥1,480, which is a little under $20.
[via kotaku.com]



















#1
Hokori said:
Awww that lady looks cute :F I'd buy one for her
#2
Burning_Spear said:
It's also a suppository!
#3
OldMan-Tech said:
Great!! Who got grease all over my pretty pink stylus!!!
#4
Super-Mario-Fan said:
wow.........
#5
Shane904 said:
What... I don't ev... umm... what?
#6
Happy_Mask said:
Great, can I play my 3ds while showering now too?
#7
undead_terror said:
available in japan and only japan!
#8
MagicLink95 said:
What is this I don't even-Bacon!
Nuff said.
#9
WingedFish said:
Now all I need is an attachment that cooks food on a heating pad, and I'm set!
#10
MrWalkieTalkie said:
Just when kids at school thought I was weird enough wait til they see this! Just kidding XD
#11
Grodus said:
Wooooowww.... That's, well... just don't use it in front of your freinds.
Edit: @WingedFish Man, they need a like button here.
#12
Morphtorok said:
I... Want one.
#13
Transdude1996 said:
Actually this is to go along with another Japan exclusive...
The new 3DS Plush. Now you can use your 3DS as a game system, a snuggle tool, and a pillow. It's three objects in one!
#14
Raghav said:
LIKE REALLY ????
#15
OptometristLime said:
@MrWalkieTalkie "Just when kids at school thought I was weird enough wait til they see this! Just kidding XD"
Bahaha, I can just imagine someone sitting in class thoughtfully massaging their face! xD
#16
Hokori said:
When people at school used to call my love for Japan weird I thought of it as more of a complement because I just love Japan and no one will change how I feel
#17
Void said:
That is Weird.
#18
IAmNotWill said:
...I don't know what to say about this.
#19
Ulala said:
SAAAAAAAAAYYY WHAAAAAAAAATT!!!!

Ummm...... Japan..... Why?
#20
Hokori said:
@Ulala Because Japan's awesome! Maybe its because I'm so used to japans quote on quote weirdness, that its not weird to me, seriously I find Rayman and angry birds to be weird (seriously green pigs)
#21
Luigifan141 said:
SNOOPING-AS USUAL I SEE
#22
DkFluttershyGuy said:
But, does it take care of pimples & blackheads is what I wanna know.
I also want it to enable switching faces, al a "Face/Off!" 
#23
Ulala said:
Does it have the power to grant wishes?! Does it have a turn-it-into-chocolate ray?!
Does it have the power to answer my questions?!
#24
Morphtorok said:
Actually, facial roller massagers seem to be pretty popular in Japan.
They even sell them in Daiso stores here in Mexico.
#25
1takauchiha said:
I...want that.
#26
The_Fox said:
I'm just going to file this thing under "worthless crap that no one should buy".
#27
GamerZack7 said:
Only in Japan.
Although, I remember seeing something about vending machines that dispense meat pies right here in Australia. Perhaps Australia is turning Japanese? Do you really think so?
#28
Hokori said:
@Zack well Australia would be my second place to live
#29
kyuubikid213 said:
no me gusta
#30
Mr_G said:
A "face" massager? I think not! lol
#31
StarDust said:
All they need to do now is cram a couple button batteries and a little buzzing motor inside of it!
#32
Yanchamaru said:
Germanium is a serious health hazard that can cause liver failure, anemia, nerve damage, skin rash and muscle weakness. Avoid this product at all costs!
#33
DarkNinja9 said:
@MrWalkieTalkie lol! you would be in style though
#34
DarkNinja9 said:
what i find weird is how i was switching channels the other day and ended up in a asian channel with a commercial on a similar product as this one O_o except that one had a motor in it and it turned and massaged....weird eh?
#35
ogo79 said:
i bet...no, this is too easy
#36
R-L-A-George said:
Well Jbox definitely might have this one.
#37
Samholy said:
oh yeah baby touch my pen...is that even a good product name ? i mean...really ?
#38
jer18 said:
I thought this was going to do something else.. Relieved I suppose..
#39
Banker-Style said:
Gotta buy that.
#40
zac-sta said:
I hope it doesn't vibrate o_0 haha my
#41
zac-sta said:
@Samholy lololololol
#42
Phle said:
I am worried about my skin, it could definitely be a bit smoother and more beautiful, I mean who couldn't use a little skin enchant?!