La Mulana Beginner's Guide is Essential Viewing for Adventurers
Posted by Thomas Whitehead
It'll call you names
So, La Mulana is just a few days away. For Nintendo gamers that enjoy an action-platforming challenge and still have love for their Wii system, this has been a long-awaited WiiWare title that's likely to scratch an itch.
Challenge is the word, though, and developer Nigoro has been kind enough to produce a lengthy beginner's guide video. It's narrated by the cute — and cheeky — Mulberk, the "idol of the game", and shows that there's more to this one then running around in a temple and getting obliterated by boss creatures. At one point you get laptop tips from an old man in a tent — we wonder what Wi-Fi service he uses — and Mulberk then explains that you start as a "penniless deadbeat" but need money for a number of useful items. She also suggests that you take notes on the box of tissues next to you, presumably because the game is that difficult that tears are inevitable.
It's worth sticking with this video, as it's not only humorous at points but also provides vital tips that will help in the game. Don't leave your tent — Wi-Fi enabled, of course — without checking it out below.




























#1
Popyman said:
That thing is terrifying.
#2
Stratostar said:
I am excite.
#3
citizenerased said:
Terrifying, and funny. "Sucks, doesn't it?"
"You can write notes on that box of tissues you alwasy keep nearby... hehehe"
#4
kkslider5552000 said:
Oh god it's like the sounds people make in Animal Crossing...if they were dying.
#5
JusticeColde said:
Ha, Double entendre.
#6
Zaphod_Beeblebrox said:
Mulburk! Where have you been all my life?!
This video is hilarious. Mwahahahaha!
#7
ShadJV said:
Great, I can scratch that masochistic itch until it bleeds. Hopefully it can tide me over until Cloudberry Kingdom.
#8
mega said:
Huh...
#9
GeminiSaint said:
Love her voice
#10
cyphid said:
If I buy this on my wii, I ought to be able to transfer I to Wii U?
#11
cyphid said:
Dang auto correct... *transfer it to Wii U
#12
spamineggs said:
I want this... for the 3DS!
#13
GeminiSaint said:
That tissue box line...
Because of the context, the wording, and her mischievous laugh, I really don't think they were making a reference to the tears of the player. They were talking about... something else. Ahem.
#14
ReaperX30 said:
That game is kind of a Dark Souls for the Wii. Can't wait to play it.
#15
ThomasBW84 said:
@GeminiSaint Indeed, but I have to assume it's for tears, appropriate content and all that
#16
Marioman64 said:
wait, it's using a laptop instead of that random blob of msx roms? awww
hopefully the old man still says the most random of random things when you enter is tent repeatedly
#17
nasachi said:
@Reaper:
i played the original La Mulana... the difficulty of Demons + Dark Souls is a joke compared to LM (although it's not unfair, if you die it's your fault)
#18
Sfzorzando said:
I am so excite. Will be downloading this tomorrow! I'll keep my tissue box handy.
For tears. That will happen in this game. Of course.