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@Chicken_Brutus: Looks like you got off the hook this time!

Yergh. I wouldn't even touch this game. Whoever made it is obviously disturbed.

@Jumpman: Okay...there's one thing I'll never, ever see.

Heck, it just reminds me of Earthworm Jim period.

Uh...no. Just...no. Bad, bad idea.

(Watches clips)
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P.S.
@warioswoods: What are you talking about?

@XD375: WOO YEAH! (Oh, and by the way, it's Sonic Generations Xbox 360/PS3/Steam!)
@photofool: Well, I guess that's why the site isn't called Segalife.

Heh, I haven't been on here for a while so I didn't know about the rumor to begin with, so when I saw this article I was just thinking it was kind of weird that you were posting news articles about things that are NOT happening.

I just looked at the Wii review and...gosh, I got serious deja vu just looking at this entire page.

Okay, so it's a good game. But I see no reason to get it, considering there are plenty of good (much cheaper) games already out, and I'm betting several other new releases THIS MONTH, like, oh, I don't know, Sonic Generations, Super Mario 3D Land, Rayman Origins, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword...

I'ma playing the Ghostbusters game.

"Yes, of course. That’s why Simon’s out to rid the land of the curse of Count Draculay, and in other scary stories the heroes are battling Frankensteiny, the Wolfmay, hordes of zombays, and the Mumm... oh okay. That one works, actually. You’ve done your research!"

FRANKENSTEINY, GET ME A DANISH!!!

@3DTredder: Any demo for the PC version? 'Cause that's the one I'm interested in.

"New Fantasy Life Trailer is the Cutest Thing You'll See Today"
Hm. Whatever. Not interested in seeing thi...
"Also contains giant dragon"
SOLD! _{(Great tagline for this article)}

Ow...ow...OW!!! That...eurgh...

Man, @Chicken_Brutus, you get all the bad jobs.

Doggies with robots!
I want it. Now. But I must wait...

Well, sounds better than the Wii version.

@Tinman: It sure seems that way, yes. As soon as I heard it was High Voltage I was thinking, "Oh, great. So much for this being a good game..."

The final product better be WAAAAAY better than what they showed at E3 this year, otherwise, I am not interested.

@Mariofanatic128: You might try renting the sequel, it was much better.

Anyways, I hope this is the last one. I like the series, but seriously, this is getting old. I'm glad it looks like they're going to do an improved summer olympics experience that'll be more on par with the last game, but I'm not getting another.

I mean, come on, even if you aren't going to do a platformer, you could still do Mario and Sonic Party, Mario and Sonic Kart, or Mario and Sonic Some-Sport-That's-Not-The-Olympics.

@Uel: Yeah, I liked that one too. I just love it that they're no longer trying to hide it and are very obviously retaliating by randomly bringing up Conduit 2 and saying it sucks compared to the book.

EDIT: Wow. I just read the review that started it all. He...really didn't like that game. WAAAIIIT, did he just say Abe Lincoln appears at the end?! What? Howa...habada...bu...oookay. That's...unbelievable. I wasn't going to get it anyway.

Looks like there are some people on Murdock's side now. They praise the book and bash Conduit 2. That has to be one of the most unreliable review pages on Amazon now.

@NintendoPurist: It actually says that? Huh. That's kind of funny...in a way...

Yipe.

@Thekidfromyesterday: Yeah, probably.

@Quazzaazazaetc.etc.: Ooh! Nintendragons! I'd get that!

@Omega: Your funeral. Kiddding.

Wow. This is a masterpiece of suck, from the sounds of it.

Congratulation, Stickmen Studios-or should I say, SUCKmen Studios-you hath achieved new levels of suckiness. We are in awe (Or, AWGH!).

They need to get some sort of reward for sucking so bad. Or, er, whatever the opposite of a reward is.

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet, but Mario DID get Super Mario Galaxy 2; that kind of makes up for this.

And @TheGameSquid, I agree with you completely. I am not a "retro gamer" by any stretch of the term. I was born in the mid-nineties, so I never really played these games, so I would gladly pick this up.

Especially since I know it has SAVES! Yes! I cannot play anything from the NES era because I have to start all over if I lose.

And I also hate how the reviewer acts like everyone, everywhere will have a SNES lying around. I do not have a SNES lying around, and one isn't going to magically appear if I decide to get the original cartridge instead.

@Shinesprite: ?!

@SuperMarioFan: Yep, Kirby's joined the dark side. They have cookies!

Aw, the camera's always bad in these kind of games. Still, Warren does sound a little...silly. Hey, don't worry about it! Could have been worse. Could have screwed up with something a little more critical!
Anyway, I'm kind of interested in this game. Sounds a little like a couple other old games I like.

Whatever. Looked pretty boring to me anyway. Heh, I got Sonic Colors for my birthday; who needs this?

Sega's Marvel games aren't very good. I like the ones done by Activision much better (Spiderman 2, the first Fantastic Four and Marvel Ultimate Alliance...).

Oops. Uh, I'm innocent! I've never said I still like Sonic! I especially never said I prefer him in 3D, oh no...

And my avatar is, uh, actually...someone...from Avatar! Yeah, that's it! It's a blue monkey guy!

Heh heh...I need a lawyer...

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine...we're gonna take it into overtime!!! Welcome to NBA JAM!!!

@Splat: You're new here, aren't you?

Alright, this game gets a review that doesn't suck.

Oh, which reminds me, I should probably start playing this for Halloween!

@TwilightV: Nah, it's for the movie. Ooh, a Green Lantern TV show is coming out? It's a DC Comics show, so it should be good, just like mostly every other of DC's previous shows since Batman: the Animated Series. Why the face?

In brightest day,
In blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight,
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power,
Green Lantern's light!

@Klapaucius: You've played Freedom Force? The one from Irrational Games? On PC? I love that game!

These comments don't have much to do with the game this articles about.

@Mecoy: That sounds cool.

And another thing, Yuji Naka didn't say he wanted the franchise dead. He just said he wasn't interested in being involved anymore. There's a difference...I think.

@Ski-Deuce: Yeah, I like the character Sonic, too. Not just the games. I don't get some of the complaints about him, like the supporting cast (although a few characters I agree they could do without), more plot (the only thing I can guess people don't like about this is that plots weren't hardly in the 2D ones), and the rock music soundtrack (the most confusing to me. Wasn't Sonic's whole point to be "cool"?). It seems that fans, despite what they keep saying, DO have their expectations ridiculously high for each game, even if they don't realize it. Perfectly decent games are called pieces of crap (probably because Sega overhypes EVERY SINGLE GAME).

Wait, I'm confused. Are we saying the decline in the Sonic games was because Yuji Naka was working on them, or because he wasn't?

@Kevohki: That's not funny...I like Sonic...

@RowdyRodimus-and-Joe22: In a crashed car. You seem to be forgetting they were in a crashed car. He didn't just "use his DS to help her find the phone" as you 2 are saying.

I thought I saw somewhere it had already been confirmed for Wiiware. Oh, wait. That was Wikipedia. Never mind...

Maybe I should bring something strange to a job interview when I try to get a job in gaming. Like maybe some sort of...special...uh...cheese.

Er, then again, maybe not...

@Sneaker13: I hear ya. I almost like Brosnan better than Sean Connery (almost). Although, I'm just wondering if Daniel Craig would be a decent Bond if the movies he was in didn't have such bleepin' awful plots. I was extremely dissapointed hearing they were altering the plot (EDIT: of Goldeneye 007) to fit with the new "Bond", if you can even call him that.

Oh, and Lego James Bond sounds cool, too.

Hey, it's like those old James Bond movies. "Jett Rocket will be back in...Jett Rocket 2: This Time it's Not Jett Rocket 1."

Okay, I'm mixing pop culture references there.

(To the tune of Goldfinger)
For a rival console knows when he glares at it,
It's the glare of DEATH from mister Miyamoto! (Bwa bwaaa bwa!)

Anywho, I agree with some of you who say this could be good. Yes, with the right stuff it could. Buuut...probably not if it's going to always be like that. ^