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Aww. I liked the old tagline.

Careful, Irken and JR. If you swallow some, you'll turn into an Edward!

What should I buy with my money? Should I get balls, or cement?

I might just have to get this instead of SMG2....

Wha? I want mah free apps. >:3

Well, I hope system flaw recruit comes to US. I might get it and save $35.

It works really well. I'm glad they decided to do this!

So it is that big beast! Awesome!

ahem...
It is not slime. It is mucous!
_{Who else knows where that's from?}

Huzzah. I could've gotten a better color DSi, and I would have saved $35, and all I had to do was wait 10 extra months.

Isn't Jhen Mohran that giant thing that swims (?) around in the sand?

If you ask me, "mini-game compilation" is not the right title for mario party. I consider those more of board games.

Frankly, I'd much rather have mario party 1/2/3 on the VC.

If air race gets good reviews, its definitely something I'll buy.

I wasn't aware I was being funny, or were you implying something else?
_{Was that sarcastic? Hmm....}

I loved the first one, even if it was generic. I'm sure this will be loads better, and I'm excited that you can customize stuff. In a way, it sounds like they're picking the best FPS [Metroid prime visor, CoD perks] and basing things off them.

I bet you had fun with this, didn't you?

I enjoyed air race tunnel, and I'm sure this will be 100% better.

I hope alphabounce comes to the US. I've been waiting for arkanoid-type game.

What is this I don't even...
_{Hmm. That's all I can say.}

Nnooo! I can't wait any longer!!!
_{Lol,that was lame. I'm actually not sure if I'll get this. I like nnooo, thooough, sooo [lame again] I might get this just to support them.}

It's taken people long enough to figure out that you should make animated games into animated movies, not live ones.

In a way, this reminds me of Super Paper Mario. Based on many comments, people didn't like SPM just because it was different from other paper mario games, rather than because it was a bad game. It sort of seems that this is the same way. It was a great game, but it didn't really feel like a mario game in my opinion. Still just as good as SMG or 64 in my opinion. All three get a 10/10 from me.

Those human-like things look fat.

You know, I actually believed this until I read the comments.
_{I always fall for April fools day. Always.}

Well, this looks like it fits its genre pretty well. After watching the videos, it's blatantly obvious it's a bloody horror game.

I think some people don't realize that you can't move in 3d mode.

"Mother... time to go"?
That was cheesy. Other than that, looks fun!

@machu nah-uh! We got UNO DSiware for 300 points more! That means we don't get everything cheaper!
_{I really hope people can see that I'm not being serious in this comment. We do get a lot cheaper. Sorry, Australian people.}

I guess I might as well get this.

And people say HVS are stupid.
I'm excited for this. I liked the first conduit, and I had lots of fun online, despite the hackers. The campaign was meh. I was never really interested in it, I wanted multiplayer and online. Hopefully this will do what the Conduit 1 was supposed to.

@Kanrakus I agree with your little letters.
_{Good review, BTW, but I have one question. Do you have to be a certain height to fit into the picture well?}

Some of us can't afford to get more than 3 or 4 games a year, so we have to pick carefully. You can't deny that for the Wii, first party games are usually better,so why settle for an 8 when you can get [what will hopefully be] a 9 or 10?

80 coins? Isn't that less than what you get for some Wii games?

Congrats, Abgar!
_{So, what did you win?}

I was a huge fan in 3rd grade, but I'm not expecting much from these.

Man.... I guess I'll just have to hazard a guess.

@Zork2 fiercer competition means better games. I like that idea.

@bowsersenemy you are a typical nintendo fanboy. Complain about nintendo, but the system, keep complaining, defend the system, complain about new system, buy new system, and so on and so on.

I can't wait to get this...

Sony's immature comment level is OVER 9000!!!1!!!!!!!one!1!
_{Though, he may be right. Nintendo will have to come up with something real good.}

Wait a sec, this got a higher score than an electroplankton game. I am insulted.

....yay?

@donatello gee, that reminds me of another big console that once came out.

I don't think 3ds is bad name, but I would prefer something else. :3

Well, I saw the Masahiro Sakurai tutorial thing on the Nintendo Channel, and I am quite excited. The game he made really looked like an official microgame!

@moomoo why is that? Am I naturally that great a poster?

Personally, I think it looks more digitalish [new word!] than paper.

Say, this sort of reminds me of Flipnote and aardman, tatsunoko, etc. Hopefully this and flipnote will encourage Nintendo to make more games like this!

I can imagine that you get shot or something, then you need to calm down or something...