What was once just a glimmer of Nintendo patent tomfoolery has all of a sudden turned itself into a real product, but not by the hands of The Big N. Seems somebody else has beaten them to it!
That someone is CTA Digital, who are also notably behind the Wii Bowling Ball controller and a skate/snowboard shell for the Balance Board, among many other peripherals for all platforms.
At least it's made of squishy foam material for when it's inevitably flung through someone's expensive television, and there's even room for MotionPlus. Future proof!
So, CTA, what else you got cooking? Dare we dream?