@BloodNinja 1: I scored a line 2:I scored a Tetris 3: I pressed a button 4: I played on the highest level 5: I lost 6: BZZZZZZ 7: I broke the cartridge 8: I broke the console
My votes: Best storytelling: Chicory Best multiplayer: It Takes Two Best Visual Design: Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart Best Indie: Chicory Best Studio: Housemarque Best Expansion: Bowser's Fury Best Mobile Game: Alba Best Audio: The Artful Escape Best Performer: Jennifer Hale Best Community: Dreams Best Playstation: Ratchet and Clank Best Nintendo: WarioWare: Get it Together Best Hardware: PS5 Most Wanted: BOTW 2 Game of the Year: Ratchet and Clank
Of course they couldn't include Disney characters aside from the Mickey emblem on Sora's keyblade but it would've been so funny to have Goofy, Donald, Mickey, Pooh, etc as spirits.
@nessisonett and as soon as I was about to post this comment lol
@nhSnork "Really, officer! A short Italian man in overalls jumped on my car, threw his hat at me and took control of my body! No, I haven't taken any substances in the last 24 hours. Why is this story so hard to believe?"
So we had Mario possessing innocent people in the ad for that game, now an E.M.M.I. wants to kill this random lady who's just enjoying herself playing her switch. What's next? Is Kirby gonna go on a killing spree to advertise the Forgotten Land?
While I hate the "Hire fans lol" mindset, this is a good idea. Konami did the messy splat that was E-Football last week so it's fair to say that they're a failing company.
The Unseen Ones is probably my favourite song from the OST. The way that it balances Ancient Greek and Heavy Metal is amazing.
P.S. ZAG'S VOICE WAS BASED ON TOM HIDDLESTON'S LOKI?!
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Re: Random: Pikmin Bloom Player Accidentally Sends Pikmin On Homeward Bound-Style Mission
Just made this, it took me well over an hour (there's an image but it might take a while to load)

Re: Nintendo Teases Splatoon 3 (Again) With Halloween Art
"No, I said the REAL Squid Game."
Re: Fangamer Is Finally Getting An EU Store
Now I can get a bugsnax shirt and not have to import it!
Re: Digital Foundry Gives Its Verdict On Diablo II: Resurrected On Switch
I would buy it but it’s made by Pure Evil Inc. so maybe not
Re: Random: This Girl's Mother Makes The Absolute Best Metroid Halloween Cosplay
A Halloween costume with actual effort put into it and isn’t just printed plastic fabric? Not what I thought I’d see today!
Re: First Look: 'Pikmin Bloom', Niantic's Walktastic Follow Up To Pokémon GO, Soft-Launches Today
Miyamoto is really selling the whole “I’m Mario’s dad” thing
Re: Feature: LEGO Designer Reveals Why The Super Mario 64 Set Is A '?' And Not An '!'
I love the vague responses like "With a ? block, you never know what you'll find inside" and "We don’t comment on future product releases."
Re: Soapbox: 8 Times I Ugly Cried At Kingdom Hearts
@BloodNinja 1: I scored a line
2:I scored a Tetris
3: I pressed a button
4: I played on the highest level
5: I lost
6: BZZZZZZ
7: I broke the cartridge
8: I broke the console
Re: Metroid Dread, Zelda, Pokémon And Mario All Nominated In Golden Joystick Awards 2021
My votes:
Best storytelling: Chicory
Best multiplayer: It Takes Two
Best Visual Design: Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart
Best Indie: Chicory
Best Studio: Housemarque
Best Expansion: Bowser's Fury
Best Mobile Game: Alba
Best Audio: The Artful Escape
Best Performer: Jennifer Hale
Best Community: Dreams
Best Playstation: Ratchet and Clank
Best Nintendo: WarioWare: Get it Together
Best Hardware: PS5
Most Wanted: BOTW 2
Game of the Year: Ratchet and Clank
Re: Mojang Reveals Minecraft: The Wild Update, Arriving In 2022
The frogs are adorable, the wardens are terrifying and the chest boats look dumb. I love it!
Re: Animal Crossing Series 5 amiibo Cards Launch This November, 48 Cards Included
Finally my girl Megan gets an amiibo card!
Re: Build Your Own Sonic Statue With This Official Advent Calendar
I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I NEEED IIIITTTT!
Re: Want A Pumpkin Like Animal Crossing's Jack? Here's A Free Stencil To Use This Halloween
I did this one last year, nice design that you don’t need to spend 5 hours carving!
Re: Random: This Nintendo Switch Birthday Cake Makes Us Want A Thick Switch
"Why be slick when you can be thick?"
Re: Review: Tetris Effect: Connected - Mizuguchi's Masterpiece Finds Its Ideal Platform
Yes! Giving it the score it truly deserves!
Re: Random: Did You Know The Switch OLED Model Includes A "Softer" HDMI Cable?
I have always noticed that the switch’s hdmi cable was really stiff
Re: Sad Times, The Amazing Flip Grip Accessory Doesn't Work On Switch OLED
Wow, I feel like nintendo has really... FLIPPED ME OFF!
Re: Random: Doomguy And Isabelle Are Together At Last In Smash Bros.
@Just_2_milky Since it would be in the "other" category, you could have "The only thing they fear is you" playing over nintendogs. I wish we got that.
Re: A Closer Look At Sora's Smash Bros. Stage, Music, Final Smash, Kirby Transformation And More
@CharlieGirl Why are people so happy about a Kingdom Hearts rep, we've had one for years
Re: A Closer Look At Sora's Smash Bros. Stage, Music, Final Smash, Kirby Transformation And More
Of course they couldn't include Disney characters aside from the Mickey emblem on Sora's keyblade but it would've been so funny to have Goofy, Donald, Mickey, Pooh, etc as spirits.
@nessisonett and as soon as I was about to post this comment lol
Re: Three Kingdom Hearts Games Are Coming To Switch, But They're All Cloud Versions
Guess I’m gonna get them on PlayStation then. Damn you Square.
Re: Steve And Alex Will Both Receive Smash Bros. amiibo Figures In Spring 2022
Finally! We can buy a new A-STEVE-bo!
Re: Out Now: Toree 2 Hops Onto Switch And Only Costs A Buck
Played the first game and loved it. Saw this listed in the coming soon section on the EShop and nearly screamed.
Re: Four More Classic Shmups Confirmed For Switch, Including Konami's Cult Hit, Xexex
H... How do you say that?
Re: Video: Metroid Dread's Latest Commercial Puts An EMMI In This Poor Woman's Lounge
@nhSnork "Really, officer! A short Italian man in overalls jumped on my car, threw his hat at me and took control of my body! No, I haven't taken any substances in the last 24 hours. Why is this story so hard to believe?"
Re: Video: Metroid Dread's Latest Commercial Puts An EMMI In This Poor Woman's Lounge
So we had Mario possessing innocent people in the ad for that game, now an E.M.M.I. wants to kill this random lady who's just enjoying herself playing her switch. What's next? Is Kirby gonna go on a killing spree to advertise the Forgotten Land?
Re: Konami Competition Tasks Indie Devs With Reviving Its Classic IP
While I hate the "Hire fans lol" mindset, this is a good idea. Konami did the messy splat that was E-Football last week so it's fair to say that they're a failing company.
Re: Random: Sam Lake Jumped In A Lake To Promote Alan Wake: Remastered
Obligatory Alan Lake joke
Re: PS1-Style Horror Tartarus Key Coming To Switch In 2022
Wow, they really mastered that artstyle. Not too polygonal but not too smooth either, perfection.
Re: It's Officially Spooky Season In Animal Crossing: New Horizons
I kinda wanna decorate my island for halloween now lol
Re: Capcom Confirms Monster Hunter Rise Collabs With Ghosts 'n Goblins And Sonic
Tails colours for Palamute or we riot
Re: Check Out This Forgotten Donkey Kong Country Comic From The UK
Donkey, Diddy, Cranky, Funky, Candy, and my favourite Kong, Judge Dredd
Re: It's Official, Super Nintendo World Is Getting A Donkey Kong Expansion
I’ll probably be 100% completing spider man 2 by the time it opens lol
Re: Sonic The Hedgehog Returns To The Macy's Parade, Almost 30 Years After Injuring Two People
Sonic Unleashed
Re: Toree 3D
Toree 2 is coming soon! Hyped!
Re: Mini Review: Fisti-Fluffs - A Cute But Limited Kitty Brawler With Control Issues
Nintendo promoted this in an Indie World showcase, remember that
Re: Nintendo 64 And Sega Genesis 'Expansion Pack' Announced For Switch Online, Launches This October
I’m probably only gonna upgrade for banjo zooie, even though it’s the og N64 version and not the remaster
Re: Random: Tonight's Direct Is Also Nintendo's 132nd Birthday
@Ryu_Niiyama Nintend-oh dear
Re: Random: Nintendo Direct Announcement Sends Smash Bros. Final DLC Fighter Speculation Into Overdrive
Crash Bandicoot or we riot
Re: Frank And Drake Is An Intriguing 'Dual Narrative' Inspired By Frankenstein And Dracula
@Thelastjedi2007 even worse, "Dracula X Reader"
Re: Random: PETA Wants Nintendo To Add A Gun-Toting Chicken To Smash Bros. Ultimate
As Scott the woz once said “PETA loves animals so much, they would kill one to show you how much they care!”
Re: Dragon Ball Card Warriors Is Heading To Switch Soon
Yay, another card game
Re: Story Of Seasons: Pioneers Of Olive Town Is The Next Free Trial For Nintendo Switch Online
So now I can finally try out the game and decide on if it’s gonna be my next addiction or my next disappointment
Re: Jackbox Party Pack 8 Is Coming To Switch This Autumn
I really like the cake theme!
Re: Feature: Which Artist's Work Would You Love To See On A Pokémon Card?
Louie Zong is awesome! He makes great art but he also made a Pokémon surfer cover album which I love a bit too much.
Re: Random: Graphic Designer Recreates Marvel's 'What If...?' Series With Wario
@TheBlackholeProducer "I am your guide through these WAH-st realities."
Re: Feature: "Metal Comes From Hell, Everyone Knows This" - Darren Korb Talks Loki, Lavtas, And Led Zeppelin
The Unseen Ones is probably my favourite song from the OST. The way that it balances Ancient Greek and Heavy Metal is amazing.
P.S. ZAG'S VOICE WAS BASED ON TOM HIDDLESTON'S LOKI?!
Re: Review: Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions - Comes Out Swinging On Switch
I think this is the game with the most mixed opinions I’ve ever seen! IGN gave it a 4, Push Square gave it a 6 and now we have a seven!
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (September 11th)
Warioware, what else?
Re: Wario Took Over Nintendo's Twitter And It Was Horrible
Imagine if they do this for Mario and Rabbids but all the tweets are just "BWAAHHHH BWAAAHHHHH" with rough translations at the end