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@Mr-Fuggles777
It's an honest misconception. I mean why would the Toads have a ruler that isn't a Toad themselves?
Then again Bowser rules over many species that aren't even a Koopa...

@Mr-Fuggles777
You're probably referring to the non-canonical Valiant comics where she has a Toad-like father and Wart was a crocodile...

@Mr-Fuggles777
Not according to the Mariowiki, which is never wrong.
https://www.mariowiki.com/Princess_Peach

@Mr-Fuggles777
Eh, don't really mind if people want to eat Toads. They're literally just mushrooms with a doll's body.
I'd imagine them tasting like plastic more than anything though...

@BloodNinja
Lolwut?! I hope you mean the animal-like enemies and not the actual humans...

It never came across your mind that this article could be bait for vore enthusiasts?

@Anti-Matter
No, dude. It's universally considered trash.
There's no harm in liking or being curious of certain trash, though. It's called a "guilty pleasure" and we all have a few.

@TryToBeHopeful
"Crash means nothing to me"
https://i.gifer.com/1Dq9.gif

@Anti-Matter
This isn't mediocre though, it's just pure shovelware trash.
If you want a mediocre kart racer might I suggest Crash Nitro Kart or Konami Krazy Racers.

Who needs Mario Kart 9 when you have this turkey of a masterpiece~!

Was kind of interested until I saw the thumbnail of the YouTube vid. Can we all move on from Lovecraft/Cthulhu Mythos? Please.
It's going beyond "scraping at the bottom of the barrel" now it's literally making a large crater in the earth...

It's okay we didn't need it anyway.

@duffmmann
Dude, it's okay. It's my fault.
It's just one of those things where you think you're so certain of knowing about but it never comes across in your mind to actually research on it. And then when you find out you can play the solid Gameboy Color cartridge games on OG Gameboy (not the transparent ones) you kinda go into denial and a bit of your reality chips off. (A bit over dramatic I know, but still...)

@duffmmann
Yes, my apologizes. You made me feel like quite the dumb@ss. I should really keep my fingers off the keyboard and finish off eating my shoe...

@duffmmann
Okay, guess I'll go play my Gameboy Color with it's colored graphics games on my fat black & white Gameboy then... 🙄

@duffmmann
Puts on Nerd Mode
Ackshually, the Gameboy Color isn't an update to the Gameboy it's a full on successor.
An update to the original Gameboy would be the Gameboy Pocket and the Gameboy Light.

Mario The Hedgehog? Sounds like a cool dude who's got attitude but abides by speeding laws.

"We've ever wanted" (Bit of a stretch but okay...)

I really don't get how a Tetris movie is going to work. Unless it's a dark historical thriller drama with a slight fantasy twist set in the oppressive soviet times in the gulags...

@Wexter
Good god, you're such an over winded bore...

@Wexter
Okay, here's a mega big brain moment for you: If I haven't played the classics and/or modern ones, then why would I be wasting my time commenting on them?
And for the last time, YES I AGREE that it was a power fantasy but it wasn't OVERPOWERED.
"Doom has always been 90s edge mixed with a light hearted goofiness placed very firmly in cheek." Okay that I sort of agree on, but the modern ones completely throw that out of the window.

@Azuris @Wexter
Oooh, so sorry that I offended you for thinking that modern "DOOM" doesn't live up to the classics in my opinion.
Also because they retcon something and "evolve" the gameplay I'm just supposed to accept it?
Jeez, just because some people don't like the modern games doesn't mean they haven't played the classics.

@Wexter
I didn't say anything about power fantasy, I said it was OVERPOWERED. The point of the classics was that were an ordinary human with a shotgun and the occasional hightec blaster and temporary Beserker.
Now you're this mythological God that Hell is afraid of, it's all RIP AND TEAR and over the top villains and scenarios that come out of a current gen Marvel movie. It's become a shallow parody of it's former self.

@Branovices
Then either the veteran developers have moved out and hired new ones, the veterans have completely forgotten what it's about, or they're trying to be "hip" to win over millennials and zoomers that are into overpowered capeshite.

You know I just now looked at the articles main image for the first time and I'm thinking; "Did the developers at Bethesda even know what DOOM was? Or were they too busy watching the MCU for 50th time?"

@larryisanassman
Ironically the EU version would have had a hand drawn piece

@TheLightSpirit
"You can't complain about anything because someone else has it much more worse than you."
Good god, I'm so sick to the teeth with this fail logic. I'm sorry that a lot of people have it bad, but in all honesty humans are selfish creatures. We are gonna complain about something big or small in our lives.

Ah, the only thing that Nintendo has a definite release date for.

It's October 15 2058, and Nintendo has just announced the New Nintendo Ultra Switch XL HD 3D

Senile and demented 89 year old leakers: "See I tol... Where am I?... I'm cold..."

This literally screams PS2 bargain bin.

Seems to be too many of these "love letters" to games that have had their time.
Just seems like they want to cash in on fans nostalgia more than actually being creative.

Happy Mar9 Day everybody else~

I'd play the hell out of 'Flowers in The Attic' Minecraft.

@BloodNinja
Exactly, games for the casuals or those that have time to kill.

@BloodNinja
To be honest there's really no real goals in these games.
You can (almost) do whatever you want in them.

Dunno about Animal Crossing (unless you are a Furry).

But for the others, one word: Shipping.