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Re: Random: No, Nintendo Did Not Sue A 9-Year-Old Child For Creating A Cardboard Game Boy

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@LinkSword You’re joking, right? Yeah dude I can definitely blame people for believing it lol. Because there has to be a complete lack of critical thinking skills to believe that a top-ranking executive, who probably doesn’t even get involved in some of their biggest and most legitimate lawsuits, would burn his precious time flying to a faraway country to inform a poor 9 year old child that his cardboard system had earned him a lawsuit, let alone one for hundreds of millions of dollars.

It’s so profoundly absurd that it should be beyond obvious that it’s fake. Finding it credible should be embarrassing to people.

Re: Random: Cheap Clones Of NES LEGO Set Feature Duck Hunt, Contra, And Super Mario Bros

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@StevenG Lol! I’m 36 years old, I grew up in a community of mostly affluent white/educated people, and I have accumulated a lot of friends over the years. I can promise you that working PR for lego, a giant international corporation, is pretty unremarkable in my circle of friends at this point in our lives. This is a guy that used to be a special agent for the FBI so his current job is arguably much less interesting. But his house is full of legos that he gets for free, so that’s one perk that his kids appreciate.

Anyway, you sure seem to really care a lot about legos, so maybe channel all that energy and take your suggestions to Nintendo and try to convince them that they should go into the lego business full time instead of selfishly making a one-off set and abandoning the concept and focusing on video games like a bunch of selfish mean jerks. Their market research has clearly missed this gaping hole in their business plan which you have identified.

Re: Random: Cheap Clones Of NES LEGO Set Feature Duck Hunt, Contra, And Super Mario Bros

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@StevenG I never said I think it’s too much, I said most of the people I know with money would think it’s too much. I also don’t know anyone in real life who actually pretends to care about the “LEGO/LEGOS” issue. Not even the people who collect and build legos regularly. Not even my friend who literally works in lego’s marketing department. That seems to be the exclusive domain of internet psychos who desperately want to score points in virtual debates with strangers.

Re: Super Mario 3D World Trailer Shows Off Two Minutes Of Bowser's Fury Gameplay

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@pixelpatch Just watch the trailer again and look at the number of islands and obstacles in the distance, and the floating islands in the sky. The scale of it is clearly gigantic compared to even the largest world from Odyssey, as evidenced by the fact that you need Plessie just to traverse the thing in a reasonable amount of time. The equivalent in Odyssey would be the Jaxi, and you could probably ride that thing across the entire expanse of the Sand Kingdom in less time than it took me to write this sentence.

Anyway, maybe I'm wrong and my perception is off but I hope not!

Re: Random: Cheap Clones Of NES LEGO Set Feature Duck Hunt, Contra, And Super Mario Bros

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@StevenG Lol wait are you saying there's people out there that aren't poor?? Amazing concept, I've never heard of this. Thanks for the lesson.

But yeah, it's $230 for a lego set. Most of the people I know have good incomes with plenty of expendable cash (myself included) and I think just about every single one of them would laugh at the idea of spending that much money on some legos that will just sit there collecting dust until the end of time. I also doubt anyone on the planet has that giant thing on their desk, of all places.

But hey go convince Nintendo to make more of these things, I'm sure they're just totally unaware that there's an endless supply of people that are willing to spend thousands of dollars filling their desks up with multiple fake NES's and fake tv's so they can pretend to play different video games on them.

Re: Random: Cheap Clones Of NES LEGO Set Feature Duck Hunt, Contra, And Super Mario Bros

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@StevenG I don't know how much they made, you tell me. I doubt Nintendo has given those figures.

But it's an expensive novelty item. They probably made out alright but you can be sure that it's a very niche market, and of all the people that bought it, the number of people from that group that would spend that much money over and over again on multiple iterations of the same product is considerably smaller.

Re: 3DS And Wii U Software Discounts Have Been Removed From My Nintendo

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Lame. I know that Nintendo doesn’t have to give us anything for free or discount anything if they don’t want to, but if they’re going to go out of their way to have a program and call it a loyalty rewards program, there should actually be some rewards for people’s loyalty. Literally the only value I get out of it now is gold points on game purchases. Which is nice, but it’s not lighting my world on fire.

Re: Super Mario 3D World Trailer Shows Off Two Minutes Of Bowser's Fury Gameplay

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@sixrings So use it? Also lol at how many times over the last decade that I've heard people say "this place is hostile to different views!" Dude. This is a freaking video game fan site. It's not a political debate forum. We're not talking about wmd's and abortion rights. It's a place where Nintendo fans go to talk about Nintendo, something that's fun to them, as an escape from the drudgery of the world. Nobody comes here looking to get sucked into a flame war and act like their hobby is a life or death subject with important real-world implications. But deal with the fact that if you're going to go out of your way to disagree with someone's point of view, they have an equal right to disagree with your argument.

But mostly it just gets really old when every single article on here ends up dragged down by people who have an issue with the premise of this website, the very reason it exists in the first place. I don't see that on other enthusiast sites. I don't even see it on other Nintendo sites. Just this one. And it's bizarre.

Re: Super Mario 3D World Trailer Shows Off Two Minutes Of Bowser's Fury Gameplay

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@sixrings I don’t give a crap if you do or don’t like a video game. Literally nothing in the world could mean less to me. That’s 100% beside the point. My issue is that it’s basically a cliche now for people to come on this particular site and whine about how pro-Nintendo people are here. It’s like you think you’re original and have struck on something worth mentioning when in reality it’s old, boring, annoying, and serves no one.

How about if the pro-Nintendo slant annoys you, you take your own advice and ignore the comment sections yourself?

Re: Super Mario 3D World Trailer Shows Off Two Minutes Of Bowser's Fury Gameplay

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@Yosher I have terrible social anxiety as well and I combat it by actually trying to be positive and happy. I don’t see you doing that as frequently as you think you do. The world is only as good as you and other individuals make it. If it stresses you out, maybe try to not put stress into it?

That said, internet comments aren’t the real world. You should not be basing your views on humanity and whether or not you interact with it on people disagreeing with you or even blatantly mistreating you online, especially if it’s over isolated and/or trivial subjects like this.

Re: Nintendo "Laughed Their Asses Off" At Microsoft's Buyout Offer

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@Agriculture They didn’t dismiss Sony, they had a major falling out with them over a contract dispute. I know some people tell it like Sony were totally caught off guard by it but they weren’t. It was pretty much mutual.

As for the disc thing, maybe? But I don’t think Microsoft were giving Nintendo a snapshot of their plans/specs. This just sounds like a rough pitch. And regardless, GameCube was still pretty powerful for its time. Even so, Nintendo kind of stopped caring about specs and power after that anyway, so I don’t see how they would have meshed with Microsoft, who’s only real mission in hardware is to be roughly as powerful as PlayStation.

Re: Nintendo "Laughed Their Asses Off" At Microsoft's Buyout Offer

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@Agriculture Not really even similar. Nintendo and Sony had a great working relationship for a long time, as evidenced by the fact that Sony made components for Nintendo’s existing systems and their joint console very nearly made it to market, which kind of proves the whole “Nintendo undone by their own hubris” theory wrong.

Re: Monster Hunter Movie Director And Star Apologise To Chinese Viewers For "Racist" Joke

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China is by far the worst offender in the world when it comes to human rights (and animal rights and ecological protection, if you care about those things). I couldn’t care less about their faux-outrage over something as innocuous as this. They fly off the handle over literally everything, and it’s generally about their outsized ego and the perpetual demand for unearned absolute respect.

But no, let’s totally continue prostrating ourselves before the nation that refuses to even acknowledge, let alone apologize for, creating coronavirus and covering it up for months while spreading it all over the world.

Re: Nintendo Hacker Who Stole "Confidential Information" Sentenced To Three Years In Prison

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@SwitchForce That’s not what double jeopardy means. That’s also not how search warrants work. They don’t turn a blind eye to incriminating evidence just because it was uncovered through a search warrant for something else. If the police execute a search warrant because they suspect you’re dealing drugs out of your house, they’re not going to act like they didn’t see anything when they incidentally discover bodies in your basement.

My guess is that this guy got a light sentence because he was a minor when he committed his crimes, was a first-time offender, and the kiddie stuff they found on his computer was below a certain threshold of severity/quantity. But he’s definitely gotten a good start on the road to becoming an even more massive piece of crap.

Re: Nintendo Hacker Who Stole "Confidential Information" Sentenced To Three Years In Prison

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@Tourtus Buddy. I’m not talking about MY personal view of hacking. I’m talking about the views of this person. It’s safe to assume that he didn’t care if what he was doing was wrong.

Also, he didn’t steal anything other than some information that he didn’t benefit from and that clearly didn’t harm Nintendo. Not defending it, but this is pretty benign, compared to the types of attacks companies like Nintendo face like every day.