When the Collector's Edition of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD landed at my doorstep on Saturday morning, I was, naturally, eager to show it off to all my envious real-life friends. Then I thought, hey, why not exhibit myself as a massive, deplorable show-off to everyone on the internet, as well?! So here I am.
Now, obviously, there are already countless unboxing videos of this particular product on the YouToobs; we had to find a way to spice it up a bit, and anybody who went to the Eurogamer Expo in London at the end of last month will know that I am the King of Puns and basically the funniest person to have ever set foot on this godforsaken, humourless planet.
Interestingly, it seems that karma is most definitely a real thing; after all my bragging and grandstanding about owning 'dat Ganondorf' figurine, I suffered a technological mishap which rendered the game practically unplayable. OK, OK, so I may be exaggerating a little - the HDMI-out port on my Wii U has gone kaputt. Sure, it's not the end of the world, but I am vehemently opposed to the idea of playing this gorgeous game over component cable. So, as you watch the video, an infernal rage of jealousy building within you, just think: you can actually play the game right now. I have to wait 5-7 working days.
Anyway, without further ado, I present to you a punboxing of the The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD Collector's Edition for Wii U.
Haha. Punboxing. Get it?