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Ichiban

Ichiban

Ichiban.......lipstick for men!

Male, Australia

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Thu 19th May, 2011

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Ichiban

#2

Ichiban commented on Vita Overtakes 3DS in Tough Week for Japanese ...:

Nintendo doesnt give a toss. Im surprised ppl havent picked up on that yet.
Get tha iwata fool out of there, bugger that franenstein Reggie off too and start fresh.
Enoughs enough of this nonsense.
Nintendo could own the world if they wanted to.... but they dont and Sony is picking up the pieces.
Yes, i went there. Come at me fanboys....

Ichiban

#4

Ichiban commented on Ubisoft and EA Lock In Their E3 Presentation D...:

I'm hoping to see some Battlefront 3 footage from EA, and a PS4 version of Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare being confirmed. As for Ubi, well is Beyond Good And Evil 2 still a pipe dream? Or a 3D Rayman platformer? Im a tad burnt out on 2D ones, its time for the 3D platformer to make its comeback!!

Ichiban

#7

Ichiban commented on Nintendo Is Working On The Next Mario Game, Bu...:

Make a real 3D platformer like 64/Sunshine or sod off.
But more importantly, give someone else a crack at the limelight like Samus or Starfox nintendo, geez. You'd better show us something different at e3, this Mario overkill is just ridiculous now. A new Mario game used to be a major gaming event, now its just like "meh, another one eh?"

Ichiban

#39

Ichiban commented on Ex-Castlevania Chief Koji Igarashi Is Grateful...:

I used to call it Castlemania as a kid, so theres that!
This makes me want another 2D side scroller Zelda game, The Adventure Of Link was great. I loved the challenge of it, the last few Zelda games have been too easy.

Ichiban

#45

Ichiban commented on Weirdness: The Makers Of TV Show Resurrection ...:

I don't really understand this fascination with Nintendo games on smartphones. I don't think it would be the instant money maker clueless shareholders and internet trolls think it would be. Sony and Microsoft have put a few of their console franchises on smartphones like Halo and Ratchet And Clank, and haven't really set the world on fire.
I'd love it if at the start of the next direct, Iwata bows, then says "No Nintendo games on smartphones", pulls a Galaxy S from his pocket, then smashes it into pieces with a hammer, followed by "please understand"
mwhahahahahaha!!!