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Ichiban.......lipstick for men!

Male, Australia

Thu 19th May, 2011

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Ichiban commented on Fresh Nintendo Patent Shows Handheld Device Wi...:

@MarioWiiU why would they release an add on for a failing system? Not having a go, but that'd be up there with the CD add on for the Atari Jaguar. They might as well flush their money down the toilet.
And I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but they are already down for the count this generation. It's over.
As for the patent.....I have no idea what the point of these features are, seems more like features you would expect in a tablet as opposed to a game controller/handheld gaming system.



Ichiban commented on Miyamoto: Star Fox Zero Has Been Delayed, "I A...:

Move Xenoblade to November in its place I say. This is an odd one. One one hand releasing it the same day as Star Wars Battlefront was a death wish, but on the other hand the Wii U needs all the games it can get this holiday season.
Nintendo is kinda screwed this holiday season, unless they drop the Wii U price in my opinion. Get those MM bundles in peoples faces, come out swinging!



Ichiban commented on Dragon Quest VIII and 3DS Overtaken by Metal G...:

@Chaoz not at all. I have respect for Dragon Quest, & absolutely love the Tales series. But I don't consider them weird, stuff like that Miku dance rubbish & that recent 3DS fighting game with the boobs I sure as heck do though.
And I have no idea what you mean regarding Kingdom Hearts 3 lol (another one of my all time fav series)



Ichiban commented on Now You Can Gawk at the Super Mario Maker Art ...:

Ok guys we get it! Mario Maker is out soon, people are excited.Mario's 30th anniversary blah blah, I get it. But all these Mario articles..........arrrgghhh!!!
I really hope you're planning a Project Zero retrospective leading up to the release of PZ5, or something cool leading up to Starfox Zero.



Ichiban commented on Pikmin 4 is "Very Close to Completion", Though...:

Then in a few days we will hear how Miyamoto was misquoted about Pikmin 4 being close to completion. It was just a random thought Miyamoto had while sitting on the toilet or something, or how they are waiting until nipple tassel controller technology to be perfected so they have the right control method.....or perhaps something wacky!



Ichiban commented on Mario History: Super Mario Galaxy - 2007:

When I think of the year 2007, my mind goes straight to Super Mario Galaxy. So many up's & downs, but the time I spent locked up in a room playing this I will never forget. 2007, what a year!



Ichiban commented on Video: Here's What Rare's Final GameCube Title...:

Playing through Conker's BFD & Banjo-Kazooie on Rare Replay has made me miss real 3D platformers more than ever. Perfect Dark is still an incredible fps, leaving many of today's offerings in the dust. Rare were an unstoppable force during the N64 era, besting even Nintendo's own efforts in my opinion. It just hasn't been the same since.



Ichiban commented on New Patent Sparks Talk of Potential NX Details:

"Hmmm....the Wii U didn't take off......I have it! How about a console with a screen on the controller & no disc drive?" "Can it play Mario?" "Yes." "You're a genius!"
I remember when Nintendo were a force to be reckoned with....