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Ichiban.......lipstick for men!

Male, Australia

Thu 19th May, 2011

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Ichiban commented on Review: Splatoon (Wii U):

They aren't 'free maps' its the rest of the full game! Goldeneye had more maps when it released back in 1997!
This is one of the laziest things Nintendo has done imo



Ichiban commented on Exclusive: Slightly Mad Studio Head Ian Bell S...:

Every day I find it harder and harder to connect with Nintendo fans, some of you should take a look at your comments & realise how ridiculous they sound. Do you really even deserve this game? I'd say nope!
Excuse the rant, but man as a gamer for many years it saddens me to see how gamers have become over the last few years...



Ichiban commented on Feature: What the Heck is Puzzle & Dragons? - ...:

That photo says it all......The guys on the right and left have the look of "ohhh money!!" in their eyes. Meanwhile poor old Shiggy's face says " f*** it's come to this eh?" Thus the beginning of the end of the world begins.....



Ichiban commented on Talking Point: Nintendo's Modest Sales Targets...:

Perhaps if the 3DS hadn't become a jrpg machine in recent times it would sell more. I remember how exciting it was having games like Kingdom Hearts, Street Fighter, Resident Evil etc in the first few years. Now its just obscure jrpg's which don't appeal to many and the yearly Pokemon snoozefests. Can I have a job as an analyst now?



Ichiban commented on Nintendo UK Releases Wii U Sizzle Reel and Wan...:

Tropical Freeze baby! The real DKC4 in my eyes. So much love and care went into it. And that soundtrack! Epic in every sense of the word.
Runners up are Bayonetta 2 & Mario Kart 8. No Smash, that game is sooooo overatted!! (Sorry!)



Ichiban commented on Poll: Did The Splatoon Global Testfire Hit Its...:

I enjoyed it, once I got used to the controls. The only concern I have is that the maps are quite tiny, and we only get 5 at launch. Sometimes the action got so chaotic I completely lost sight of my crosshair so I would use the old pray & spray method (literally!)
Still, it has been on my mind since I played it & am definitely hungry for more