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Ichiban.......lipstick for men!

Male, Australia

Thu 19th May, 2011

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Ichiban commented on Feature: Five 'New Things' We Want in Super Sm...:

Voice chat is a no brainer for me, thats if mummy and daddy Nintendo let us (which i highly doubt!)
At this point in time, Nintendo fans are the only ones who are excited about DLC........lets see how long that lasts;)



Ichiban commented on Feature: Bayonetta - Creating Gaming's Combati...:

Buy the IP Nintendo, for the love of god. Getting this as a Wii U exclusive was the smartest thing you've done in years. We really need games such as this to balance out the Fisher Price fluff Nintendo seem to be all about these days.



Ichiban commented on Super Smash Bros. Fans Teased Further by New M...:

You really don't want us to discover anything on our own do you Sakurai? not a fan of it I must admit, i prefer the Nintendo of old. They wouldn't say bugger all about their games, and let players discover it all themselves. Its almost insulting these days: revealing EVERY detail about their games before release, dumbing down of difficulty to the point that replay value suffers, and the naming of consoles/games as if the audience are a bunch of brainless morons ('new' 3DS, Super Smash Bros for Wii U because we're so stupid we might try shoving a Wii U disc into a 3DS)
Excuse my rant guys, but stay tuned for a 'new' rant in the coming weeks!!



Ichiban commented on Nintendo 64x64: Perfect Dark:

Damn i miss these kinds of games:( its almost hard to believe there was a time when Nintendo had the number 1 console fps. PD was so awesome, to this day I'm baffled as to why modern fps games dont use the multiple objective per level set up Goldeneye and PD did so well. Its actually a reason I find so many fps games quite hollow these days, Timesplitters did come close though but lacked the charm.
Its a shame Nintendo doesnt seem to want anything like this anymore (too many old men running the ship) and that a Nintendo shooter these days involved the hamburglar's children spraying paint all over each other:/
Im gonna go lay down now...



Ichiban commented on Nintendo 64x64: GoldenEye 007:

This game blew everyones mind apart back in the day. It was a phenomenon. The N64 era, where Nintendo truly kicked ass and took names (and all those names werent Mario either!)



Ichiban commented on Want Bayonetta 2 On PS4 And Xbox One? You Migh...:

Its a known fact that rabbid fanboys dont like Nintendo having good exclusives.
Its usually "Nintendo sucks, kiddie rubbish, blah blah, etc" Then the second Nintendo gets a nice exclusive such as this "Wah wah, port it to my system of choice wah wah this is an outrage wah wah wah!"



Ichiban commented on Nintendo 64x64: F-Zero X:

A balls to the wall 60fps racer with 30 racers on track, going at speeds exceeding 1000kmph while insane metal guitars wail and keep you pumped.
Modern day Nintendo blows, these articles remind me more each day...



Ichiban commented on Nintendo 64x64: F1 World Grand Prix:

All these N64 articles are a sad reminder of how much Nintendo's library is limited these days. Could you imagine todays Nintendo getting behind a realistic F1 game? Sadly, me either...



Ichiban commented on Developer Profile: Masahiro Sakurai:

This is the guy who should be CEO of Nintendo. I'm not the biggest Smash fan, but he really seems to know how to give the fans exactly want they want. Plus he knows how to bring an old franchise into the modern era (Kid Icarus) better than anyone else at Nintendo could possibly imagine. Think about it...