The DK Rap Isn't the Greatest Donkey Kong Song Any More
Posted by James Newton
If it ever was, in fact
Lucky American readers can get their simian fingers on Donkey Kong Country Returns today, but to give your gaming thumbs a rest have a listen to this Donkey Kong song.
Put together by Chad Nikolaus and Angie Griffin, the song takes more than a bit of inspiration from Taio Cruz's Dynamite but with a distinctly DK twist. It's a fun watch so watch and enjoy, and check out our Donkey Kong Country Returns review to celebrate the monkey's return.





























#1
Dazza said:
This is amazing, move over Jedward!
#2
TheBaconator said:
Saw this one a while back, and, no it can never be better then the DK Rap. Not even close. I find this one kind of annoying actually.
And watch the use of the caption in the picture. That's trademarked now.
#3
andyutd97 said:
Lol Christmas number 1 in the making
#4
Dev said:
Nice! This is was in the Donkey Kong Country Returns thread too, so I've seen this appear before. Still like the DK Rap though.
#5
hulklol123456789 said:
great song, way better than DK rap, but yeah have heard it before in DKCR thread.
#6
J-Forest-Esq said:
Prefer the rap to be honest
#7
Kevin said:
Please tell me I'm not the only one who hated that piece of crap. The DK Rap is WAY better.
#8
warioswoods said:
If you mean the DK Rap in DK64, then yes.
But the greatest DK rap or song of all time is still here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIed0kUh57w
#9
PunnyGuy said:
This song is so cheesy that it's good. At least it's better than the "Mario Drawing Song."
Bonus points for the attractive Diddy Kong...
#10
thakki said:
This song sucks. DK64 Rap FTW!
#11
Xkhaoz said:
lol that was great.
#12
Angaran said:
just saw this yesterday
#13
BowserTheGreat said:
epic funiness
#14
DiggerandIndy said:
This song has GOT to be on the next Donkey Kong game!
#15
Swiket said:
That girl has got huge... tracts of land.
#16
ZarroTsu said:
My ears started bleeding at the 0:10 mark.
#17
erv said:
LOL BRILLIANT!
#18
V8_Ninja said:
For some reason, this just makes me want to murder every pop musician twice over.
#19
irken004 said:
@Swiket I think you mean that you're seeing stars
#20
KaiserGX said:
This song actually made me get the game, or made me ask my gf for it...
#21
Token_Girl said:
The only part I really liked was the Miyamoto part where he's totally not into hanging out with the singer, then he and Iwata are jammin' in the back of the jeep. That killed me.
Here's the DK rap, in case you miss it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uS5A3EqVuo
#22
LordJumpMad said:
I hear you liek DK Rap
#23
ToastyYogurt said:
OMG Awesome!
#24
Awesoman said:
The rap was better. But I like the cute gal in this video. Hooray for cute girls!
#25
Ravage said:
Wow, worst song ever. Not even DK can make it better...
#26
Kaeobais said:
Yeah, I gotta agree with the people saying this is bad. I found it really annoying, to be honest. DK64 rap is better by a million.
#27
Link-Hero said:
Even though I never really cared for the original DK Rap, it's at least 100x better then this piece of crap. This song is just so annoying and obnoxious!
#28
Caliko said:
Thought this article was gonna be about Ice Cube haha.
#29
Malkeor said:
The ol' DK rap is much better, in my opinion.
#30
Gamesake said:
This is just internet smut using DK as an excuse to watch women eat bananas -but if it helps kill the DK Rap I can dig it.
#31
Big_A2 said:
@26.Ravage: Yeah, I know! They should have totally used Don't Fear The Reaper instead!
#32
SMEXIZELDAMAN said:
omg that made my day. Rap is better but hilarious obvious rip of dynamite + cute girl with...ahem stars is awesome!
#33
BulbasaurusRex said:
That was great! It's certainly better than that DK Rap version in Post #23.
#34
letsplay said:
I still hate rap.
#35
Zach said:
I wish the lady sang too
#36
Simon_Deku said:
Hillarious! Spectacular! I MUST tell RockyRoadPie about this!
#37
GamerZack7 said:
Absolutely brilliant! I give it a score of 15/10!
#38
Fuzzy said:
Haha very nice. A lot better than the original song.
#39
wes008 said:
Haha, amazing!
#40
LittleIrves said:
Cute Diddy, yes. Song, no.
(though I agee with Token Girl, the Miyamoto part was well-played)
I'm more of a Donkey Konga guy, myself.
#41
Vinsanity said:
That's strong like Donkey Kong!
...
Eff you, Nintendo. It's just not the same now that you had to trademark "the saying".
XD Awesome song though. I'm getting pumped for DKC Returns...even though it's nestled in between Sonic Colors (which is excellent and addictive) and Epic Mickey, which I can't wait for.
#42
SuperPeach said:
Thats was kinda lame but at the same time kinda awesome lol.
#43
DrCruse said:
That "song" just scarred me for life.
#44
jamie2dday said:
THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!
#45
salty1264 said:
pwnsome