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TheBaconator

TheBaconator

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The Artist Formerly Known as ballkirby1
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TheBaconator commented on Assassin's Creed III is Coming to Wii U:

I used to be a fan of the series, but all of the spin-offs that were practically identical, and the really dumb story turned me away from the series. I do like the setting for this one though, and I'm sure it's going to be one of the better Wii U titles near launch, (if near launch) so I'll check it out.

  • Mar 05, 2012
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TheBaconator commented on Nintendo Rejects The Binding of Isaac:

Well that isn't surprising. The eShop doesn't have a system for determining the age of buyers other than the buyer giving their age. (Which is always a lie to make things quicker) If Nintendo did let a game like this slide, they'd get tons of negative coverage from the media. Remember, some people believe that Pokemon are satanic demons that promote evolution and bash religion even though there's no signs of that anywhere in the game. So imagine what the press would do if Nintendo allowed a game that is a twisted, gruesome take on a biblical story on a kid-friendly handheld. It would seriously hurt Nintendo's reputation.

  • Feb 29, 2012
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TheBaconator commented on Game of the Year: Nintendo Life Reader Awards ...:

Didn't vote for any of the winners (except Four Swords), which was expected because I didn't vote for the obvious favorites Zelda, Pushmo, or 3D Land in their respected categories. Guess I have different taste. (And there was no way Ghost Trick was going to win Game of the Year, but I'm surprised that it wasn't a runner up in the DS category and Rayman wasn't a runner up in the Wii category.)

  • Jan 02, 2012
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TheBaconator commented on WarioWare Takes Christmas Movies and Makes The...:

I saw Home Alone (First One), Christmas Vacation(The Cat), Bad Santa (Drinking Santa), Jack Frost or Frosty (I think the one with the snowman), Gremlins (With Gizmo), A Wonderful Life (The one with the guy running past a bank), and Trading Places(Stock Graph).

  • Dec 09, 2011
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TheBaconator commented on Talking Point: The GBA Games You Want on 3DS V...:

I'm thinking they'll put up:
Pokemon Fire Red/Leaf Green or Pokemon Pinball R/S
Minish Cap
Wario Land 4
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga
It would be neat though if they also put up some GBA games that required tilt controls such as Yoshi Topsy-Turvy and Warioware Twisted. Some imports wouldn't hurt either, such as Rhythm Tengoku.

  • Jul 29, 2011
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TheBaconator commented on Level-5 May Consider Wii U Professor Layton Ports:

If they are going to be ported, the only thing I can see being added that would really enhance the games would be Higher-Quality Music, HD cut scenes, and if they could, add voice acting to all dialog. Then the port would be worth it.

  • Jul 28, 2011
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TheBaconator commented on Review: Captain America: Super Soldier (Wii):

@Nukeprime64
Yeah, but the main difference if that those characters are resistant to forms of gunfire and explosions when they have their powers. Hulk is also incredibly strong, can destroy practically anything, lift anything, and jump extremely long distances. Iron Man has access to missiles, flight, super strength, and gun fire on his suit. And Thor can shoot thunder, fly, smash anything with his hammer, and is a God. All Captain America is, is a Man in top physical condition with a shield. Thus, if he stopped exercising and ate poorly he'd get out of shape and just like any other man on steroids and lose his "powers". (It was also a joke)

  • Jul 26, 2011
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TheBaconator commented on Review: Captain America: Super Soldier (Wii):

@Jango-Forest
Nothing, he was injected with essentially "Super Steroids", and that gave him super strength, athleticism, and acrobatic abilities. He also has a bullet proof shield. So in reality all someone would need to do is take away his shield to defeat him because all of his weaknesses are the same as a normal human's. Either that or they could force feed him junk food.

  • Jul 26, 2011
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TheBaconator commented on Three New Rewards Hit Club Nintendo in North A...:

I want those posters, but I have nowhere to put them. I was only able to hand up 1 Mario poster, and the rest of them (Along with about 10 other posters) are under my bed, due to lack of wall space. Not to mention I'm trying to save up for Ball anyway.

  • Jul 25, 2011
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TheBaconator commented on Pachter Thinks Nintendo has Superior First-Par...:

@40
The graphics in Shadow of the Colossus were outstanding, in fact the entire game is supposed to be artsy and was praised greatly for its visuals. The controls were not clunky, they captured the struggle of trying to climb up a giant colossus perfectly. Lastly, I never experienced any slowdown in the game, so I have no idea what game you were playing. It may not be as good as Zelda gameplay wise in your opinion, (even though the game isn't even close to relating to Zelda gameplay wise except for the fact that you have a bow, a sword, and a horse) but it is definitely one of the most memorable games of the past decade, if not all time, for all the reasons you said you didn't like the game. (Which actually don't exist.)

  • Jul 20, 2011
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TheBaconator commented on Mega Man Legends 3 Cancelled:

I think Capcom has a grudge against Megaman. I mean first the announce that they weren't putting him in MvsC3 because "he doesn't bring anything new to the game," even though every character's attacks were almost identical to their attacks in MvsC2. Then they cancel Megaman Universe, and now they cancel this.

  • Jul 19, 2011