Now You Can Buy That Goomba Head You've Always Wanted

"But Goombas don't really have heads," you say

You know Goombas, right? Mushroom things from the Mushroom Kingdom that get flattened very easily. Well, yes, but you may remember they looked a little different in the classic Super Mario Bros. movie: in fact, you'll probably never forget that unbelievable film. Now you can keep a piece of that unforgettable character with your very own bust.

It's not clear whether this is a genuine model used in the production of the film or simply a convincing replica, but it would certainly be a breathtaking centrepiece for any dinner party and potentially a valuable piece of art in the future.

The bidding starts at just $150, with five available to buy. Why not get all your Christmas shopping done now?