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Re: Gyrostarr

Peznaze

I love when games like these come out - lets you know what old games still have the ol' cache... Qix fared miserably. Will Tempest do better? I think so.

Re: Toki Tori For WiiWare Goes To Euro 2008

Peznaze

Now, see? Advertising! Pushing your WiiWare game by linking it to a popular sporting venue. Bravo! Offering the soundtrack, marketing genious! This is the difference between Toki Tori's "success" and Lostwinds' "failure". (Both have done really well, in truth. It seems merely that puzzle games take time to catch on.)

Re: EU WiiWare Update: Block Breaker Deluxe and Cocoto Fishing Master

Peznaze

@PALgamer
Unless, of course, there are other rules... NoA has a one title per publisher per month rule, which, if NoE uses the same, would mean that Actionloop pushed Pokemon to July. I still think the reason NA got Dr. Mario when it did was because it came out the week before in EU and they try their best to do as many simultaneous launches as they can.

The trickle theory they seem to be using for WiiWare is highly annoying, but somewhat understandable. They want all WiiWare, regardless of quality, to get an equal share of the spotlight... were they to use more than a 1 watt bulb for said spotlight, however...

Re: Microsoft Befuddled by WiiWare

Peznaze

That's a good point, and worth noting. XNA, as it stands, is extremely limited. Sure, for free you can make games, but in order to play them on the Xbox360 or share them with other people, you've got to pay their $99/year fee. And you can currently only share your games with other people who've paid the $99 (or $49 for six months) fee.

So as it is now, it's no competition for WiiWare. But soon, by year's end, they say, they'll be releasing Zune tools and "will make game distribution on the Xbox 360 much easier with the Xbox LIVE Community Games feature."

We'll see if they've got a better plan then, I suppose.

Re: Major League Eating: The Game

Peznaze

I still maintain it'll do well. A glorified pie-eating contest with no bloating, no calories, no indigestion. It could do phenomenally well, it's got online play, even. What will make or break it is the price. I don't see a game with online play coming in under 1000 Wii Points, though... But it really needs to.

Re: Review: Cocoto Fishing Master

Peznaze

1 - It's not a "bad" game, just not a "great" one. It's mediocre.
2 - It's not "unwanted", you just don't want it. Others do want it.

In fact, going by the top downloads of WiiWare, Star Soldier R is more "unwanted" than this game. By leaps and bounds.

Re: Microsoft Befuddled by WiiWare

Peznaze

He does have a point. But then, look at it from the other side. XNA - smaller profit share, much larger pool, your little fish will never even be seen, let alone thrive... Weren't there already lots of reports about how the small developers much preferred WiiWare for just those reasons?

It's true, though. With XNA all you need is a computer and a dream. You and millions of others. TRY to get your game noticed. And if it isn't noticed, you get nothing.

Re: Nintendo Looking To Push WiiWare Via TV Promotion

Peznaze

It's most likely what they said originally - it's not in the budget. WiiWare is meant to be on the cheap, so massive TV ads and such are unlikely.

But then, there's really two companies behind every WiiWare title. Nintendo and the publisher. Just because Nintendo doesn't advertise doesn't mean the little gaming company can't do its share. Look at My LIfe as a King, they did that online flash game thing in addition to their official website. Look at Major League Eating. They've done... An event at the Nintendo Store, three "Meet the Eaters" press releases, one "Watermelon Eating Record Set" press release, have their website up and running... Though this shows the downside of the publisher advertising, they don't have any clue when their game will actually be released, so they can't really do targeted advertising, and end up doing a press release a week till it launches.

Re: Star Soldier R

Peznaze

Indeed, I'd have thought the short play style would've been a selling point, too. Apparently, it's not.

Re: Most Popular WiiWare Games in North America (18th June)

Peznaze

Interesting how the two new games debut two days after launch beating both Critter Round Up and Star Soldier R. Nobody wants those games, apparently.

Toki Tori should continue to climb a bit, I'd hope Family Table Tennis will drop now the Nintendo Channel tells you it's meant for small children...

I still don't get TV Show King, but then the success of Carnival Games was a mystery to me, too.

Re: Fischer Completes Spectacular U-Turn On Wii Storage

Peznaze

The real "Storage Solution" is a memory expansion for the Wii, no extra code, no extra anything, just plug some extra flash memory inside the unit and it'll be a much larger Wiifridgerator. Though there's the chance that the 3.3 System update will be able to protect against modified game files, allowing them to lift the encryption from the SD card and allow the backed up games to be accessed directly from the card.

Re: We Move: Pain Vs Pleasure - New Video And Information

Peznaze

I knew it! I KNEW this was a "lady of the evening" sim! I'd use the modern vernacular, but it's so overused it's lost its true meaning. Everything from mastering your strut to "disciplining" the Johns... What else would one expect from ex-Rockstar North employees? As an aside, yet another game were the previous victim gets to have some sort of spotlit revenge.

Re: 1080 Snowboarding Developer Working on WiiWare Project

Peznaze

"The interesting thing is that the games you would think would work well with the Balance Board actually don't."

Funny thing is, the only games I think would work are things like skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing, and balance exercises like Yoga or Tai Chi. So is he saying this game doesn't work? Because it seems like a perfect fit.

Re: Review: Family Table Tennis

Peznaze

"In fact, the game’s simplicity would actually be perfect for children who find Wii Sports Tennis to be too difficult."

Heh.. The data from the Nintendo Channel confirms this. The only statistically significant results were filed under the <13 age category - meaning the person who enjoyed this game the most in 100% (+/- some error) of the cases was a child, probably a young one.

Re: Nintendo Channel Goes Stats Crazy!

Peznaze

I'd love a raw data dump from this update... It's fascinating, and one would never be able to find every little detail. It not only shows you Hardcore/Casual, Gamer/Everyone and Alone/Friends stats, but lets you filter those stats by age and/or sex. Which can give juicy bits of data like this:

All reviews of "Family Table Tennis" have come from the <13 age demographic.

Neat, huh? Most WiiWare hasn't got enough reviews yet, so submit your data!

Re: Block Breaker Deluxe

Peznaze

@StarDust
Alas, the art of writing efficient code and compressing file sizes is long dead. Both this and Cocoto are far, far too big for what they are. This one fits on a CELL PHONE, why is it so huge? All I can think is that Wiiware games are low budget titles, and all that optimization is time consuming and costly.

Re: Plättchen Twist 'n' Paint

Peznaze

So it seems. They planned on 8P local multiplayer with 4 Wiimotes and 4 Bongos, but Nintendo told them they can't do the Bongos, so they did 8P with "sharing of Wiimotes/Nunchucks"... Sounds like a great use for wireless nunchucks, but Nintendo's suing Nyko over those.... Guess Nintendo doesn't like Plattchen very much.

Re: Eternity’s Child To Feature 4 Player Co-Op Mode

Peznaze

Hmm.. they said over on GoNintendo that it's one player controls Angel and the other three shoot stuff. Could work, and certainly better than most co-op's, "Your friend gets to draw lewd and disturbing things on screen while you're trying to play!"

As for the game being innovative, I think of Odin Sphere when I see this game. Nothing really new, but done really, really well.

Re: Otakugate – The Saga Continues

Peznaze

Ah, PR Spin... When I called you all Geeks and Otaku, I meant it in a GOOD way, honest!

Note he doesn't actually say he's sorry for WHAT he said, just how it was taken, nor did he say we're NOT Geeks and Otaku, in fact he says he's "like" that, but doesn't call himself such, mind... But hey, Geeks and Otaku are terms of endearment, honest!

Gotta love PR.

Re: RUMOUR: Mega Man 9 Coming to WiiWare?

Peznaze

Would be really, really nice... Here's hoping! After RE4, RE:UC and Z&W, it's certainly plausible...

Ok, according to the OFLC list, the applicant was Red Ant Enterprises, which is the company that brought Okami to the Wii. So... Yay? Of course, they're in Australia, so it could just be that Megaman gets different numbers down under... Hmm...

Re: Watch Out For Crazy Legs!

Peznaze

@Yatesy
If you've ever seen a Looney Toon eat corn on the cob, you'd know what "typewriter" was.

Mastiff has been doing press releases every week since Major League Eating got snubbed as a launch title. They say MLE is a real sports league, and press releases like this would support such. But really, people only care when a record is broken and on July 4th, when the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest is held. If this game doesn't come out by then, they're sunk... and possibly have a nice lawsuit against Nintendo for delaying their game's launch past the one day a year people actually care about Major League Eating. It'd be like releasing a Football game the week AFTER the Superbowl. Or Baseball after the World Series, and so on...

As far as the game goes, yes, online play, glorified pie-eating contest, it could resonate with the Wii audience quite well... if it's priced right.

Re: Most Popular WiiWare Games in North America (11th June)

Peznaze

Pokemon Ranch was #7 after 12 hours, #4 after 36 hours, and now, 48 or so hours after release, it's #3. It's a meteoric rise to #1.

Family Table Tennis is actually doing better than most, holding its position. (It was #4 at one point in the week.) Casual and 500 points = Epic Win, apparently.

I'm baffled that Protothea is beating Star Soldier R. Star Soldier's cheaper and has online high scores. But Protothea, you can play for more than 5 minutes... So it wins?

The price points are interesting too. 500 point games make the top 5 (er, 6.. ), while 700 and 800 point games make the bottom 5.

Nice chart and analysis!

Re: Blue Oasis - Fishy Fun For All The Family

Peznaze

@DanAran
The massive sales of TV Show King and Family Table Tennis contradict that theory. What's more likely the case is for every "core" gamer, there's a "casual" mother/father/grandparents who also use that Wii.

Re: Blue Oasis - Fishy Fun For All The Family

Peznaze

More data, yum. 500 points for a game that has a non-gamer target audience. Will it crush Toki Tori, Pop, Lost Winds, etc..? Almost certainly.

I prefer either my real aquarium, or insanaquarium... But I recognize that aquarium sims sell fairly well, and this seems like a good one of those.

Re: Review: Family Table Tennis

Peznaze

I don't get it... 500 points for what's essentially a mini-game in Mario Party, Wii Sports, Wii Play, Mario & Sonic at the Olympics, WarioWare, etc.. etc... And it's selling? Better than everything but Defend Your Castle and branded games? How?

I guess the commercial's true, people love to eat $5.

Re: North American WiiWare Top 10

Peznaze

This is just baffling to me.. I hope they include these rankings with this week's, as a lot seems to have shifted. And... it's... odd. I was thinking the cheaper games were rising to the top, with Dr. Mario, Pokemon and Final Fantasy having the brand recognition to buck that trend, but... it seems that 700 or 800 is NOT 500... Anyway, the next list compared to this list will be fascinating.

Re: USA WiiWare Update: My Pokémon Ranch

Peznaze

Sorry to burst the bubble, but after only 12 hours of availability, My Pokemon Ranch is already the #7 most downloaded WiiWare title. (Beating Toki Tori, which is #8) By next Monday, I expect it will be #1.

On a side note, TV Show King is not currently #4, Family Table Tennis is. Is that better?

Re: USA WiiWare Update: My Pokémon Ranch

Peznaze

Er.. Go into the Wii Shop, go to Wii Ware, and look at Popular Titles, presto, the top WiiWare downloads, in order. Sites that show you movement from week to week generally grab their data from there on Wednesday or Thursday. You can grab it anytime, though. But without the context of what they were last week, it means little.

Re: Luc Bernard Talks Eternity's Child, Rose Princess and Uwe Boll

Peznaze

He really seems on the ball. 1000 is too much for most of these WiiWare games, 500 point games will likely rise to the top of the downloads and make these companies think twice about their pricing... Alas, Nintendo gets the final say.

His art and the 500 point tag will likely make Eternity's Child a mega-smash hit.

Re: USA WiiWare Update: My Pokémon Ranch

Peznaze

Anyone who's surprized at just one WiiWare this week hasn't been paying attention to the ESRB ratings page here. There were 9 games currently rated for US release. 4 Mondays in June, 8 games (Magnetica and Pokemon are both Nintendo, so only one can be in June) so if they did two a week then they'd out by July, whereas if they only do one a week till more get rated, then they've got two whole months. Never underestimate Reggie's Night Terrors of an "empty week".

Yes, there are 100+ WiiWare titles, but the vast majority of them haven't got a whole lot of code written yet - they're still mainly ideas.

Re: Plättchen Twist 'n' Paint

Peznaze

1500 points is as expensive as WiiWare gets... For 100 levels of a puzzler? Well, I guess that's just 15 points per...

12 local player multiplayer? Er... How? Unless they have it one using the Wiimote and another using a Nunchuck... The Wii can't address more than four Wiimotes... I don't think the GC controller ports add another four, but even if they do, that still leaves four. Very bizarre...

Ah-ha! Wikipedia says the 12-player mode is ONLINE, not offline. THAT makes sense.

Re: Defend Your Castle

Peznaze

And here I thought there was nothing more to the game other than getting 901 Archers and putting the Wiimote down. Giants, gnomes, Catapults, oh my...

I was trying the "ultimate challenge" - Heroic Mode with NO archer tower. I had something like 1000 mages and 800 masons, then hit level 40 and the catapults wiped me out.

Anyway, fantastic game; can't wait to see what's next!

Re: Nintendo Barring Small Developers From WiiWare?

Peznaze

"Major League Eating" is from Mastiff, yes. And could do really, really well. TV Show King did well, MLE is basically a glorified pie-eating contest, and could do really, really well in the US.

It's interesting that Nintendo turned him down because he's not really a business, just a hobbyist. (Essentially, it would seem.) Smacks of protecting their proprietary secrets.

What's really interesting is that if he was denied because his game was no good, then Nintendo's exercising more quality control over WiiWare than they do with their disc based games. heh.