.......and that's why the name Wii U was the worst possible choice. A vast majority of people don't even understand its an entirely new and massively upgraded system.
You're leaving some big shoes to fill. I swear you did as much work as four people and it's great to see paying off. Nothing but fond memories man and this place won't be the same without you.
Best wishes over NoE and I'm sure you'll get up in there and dominate. n_n
LoL at this Justin Cook guy. Rare is no longer "talented" because they haven't made a memorable game in nearly a decade. "Adaptable" doesn't mean anything but making garbage shovelware to feed to mindless masses for quick money.
They used to be genius and now they're just sell outs. It's sad.
This reminds me of when Prince changed his name into a symbol and then completely fell into obscure oblivion. I keep getting the feeling that Nintendo is one weird move away from being considered a complete joke instead of pioneers.
1 dai a gurl name Zelda iz kidnappd by dude named Ganon Her bf Link sez "I sav u bbz" He travl in time to helpz Zelda say "Link uze Tri Force" Link sez "No" Ganon stab Link in bak and he blud goz errywher. < ///////3 Link wisper "I wantd uze Tri Love for yu bbz" Link diez and fail quest. ;____;
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Re: Feature: What We Expect From Nintendo's E3 Direct
I want them to bring out a body bag for the Xbone!
Re: Round Table: Let's Talk About the 3DS
I haven't touched my 3DS in almost a year. >.>
I hope they reveal something I can't resist buying at E3.
Re: Nintendo Issues Statement on Wii U Hacking Attempt
"While Nintendo does acknowledge that it's aware of the reported hacking, the Wii U appears to still be secure."
Haha. Denial and smokrscreens. The system is breached. Goodnight sweet prince.
Re: Nintendo Spells Out Why You Should Pick Wii U In Promotional Flyer
.......and that's why the name Wii U was the worst possible choice. A vast majority of people don't even understand its an entirely new and massively upgraded system.
Re: Review: Ice Climber (3DS eShop / NES)
Very fair review, I have this ranked as a 2/10.
The physics in the game are beyond hideous. I could pound three bottles of vodka and still climb a mountain with more skill than these two.
Re: Wii U Virtual Console Trial Campaign Schedule Released
Have literally been waiting 4+ years for Earthbound on VC..........
Re: Animal Crossing: New Leaf Surpasses One Million Sales
Wow I guess you could say Animal Crossing is really "turning over"!
Get it? Turning over......New Leaf?
haha........sigh
Re: Watch Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate's Newest Trailer Right Here
I will be online day one and minute one hunting butt naked with my bone hammer.
Re: Reggie Fils-Aime: "The Nintendo Power Brand is Very Strong"
"Mommy, what's a book?"
Re: Ace Attorney 5 Confirmed To Be Hitting The Courtroom on 3DS
Hnnnnnnnng
Re: Who's New Super Mario Bros. 2's Mystery Celebrity?
Those eyebrows. D:
Re: Adventure Time Collector's Edition is Full of Goodies
Oh my Glob!
Re: Site News: James Finds a Warp Zone
You're leaving some big shoes to fill. I swear you did as much work as four people and it's great to see paying off. Nothing but fond memories man and this place won't be the same without you.
Best wishes over NoE and I'm sure you'll get up in there and dominate. n_n
Re: Club Nintendo's Gold and Platinum Prizes Have Emerged
The hater and the "its free you can't complain" defense force comments are the same year after year. yawn
Re: Reaction: Your Opinions on Nintendo's E3 Conference
This is the first E3 I can remember that didn't have a winner. All three companies lost.
The only thing that impressed me at all was Watch Dogs, which unfortunately isn't coming to the Wii U.
Re: Let Animal Crossing be the Soundtrack to Your Day
Ugh, I can't stand animals.
Re: Titanic Mystery Sails Onto Wii and DS
When I watched Titanic 3D I held out my hand and tried to catch Jack. ;___;
Re: Nintendo Download: 12th April 2012 (North America)
zzzzzzzzz.......... ( -.-)
Re: Project X Zone Screens Burst Out
Looks a lot like a TWEWY rip-off.......er, clone.
Re: Shining Force and Defenders of Oasis Rated for 3DS VC
Day one purchase. Which would be refreshing since I haven't picked up my 3DS in months.
Re: Ex-Rare Staff Talk Nintendo, Microsoft and Where It All Changed
LoL at this Justin Cook guy. Rare is no longer "talented" because they haven't made a memorable game in nearly a decade. "Adaptable" doesn't mean anything but making garbage shovelware to feed to mindless masses for quick money.
They used to be genius and now they're just sell outs. It's sad.
Re: Vote Now for Xenoblade Chronicles' Reversible Cover
I love #1. Blatant phallic symbolism FTW!
Re: Push Square is Open for Business!
@ #69 - ZING! xD
Re: Push Square is Open for Business!
[Packs up and moves]
Re: Nintendo Download: 2nd February 2012 (North America)
404 Error: VC Not Found
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles Hits North America on 6th April
February and March are going to be really long months. ;___;
Re: Miyamoto Focused on New Franchises
I think that photo is shopped. Mario and Luigi are much taller IRL.
Re: Nintendo May Not Call Wii U a Home Console
This reminds me of when Prince changed his name into a symbol and then completely fell into obscure oblivion. I keep getting the feeling that Nintendo is one weird move away from being considered a complete joke instead of pioneers.
Re: Wii U to Get Online User Accounts
Achievements/Trophies Confirmed
Re: Review: Resident Evil Revelations (3DS)
Oh Capcom, love your games but hate your business. So I'll pick it up used sometime.
Re: Operation Rainfall Takes Aim at The Last Story
This is the game out of the Rainfall Three that I have always wanted the most. I really hope NoA brings it over.
Re: Nintendo Download: 19th January 2012 (North America)
sigh.......
Re: Talking Point: Using Glitches - Cheating or Clever Gaming?
My attention span is so short that I never stick with a game long enough to care about glitch abuse.
Re: Sakurai: Next Smash Bros. "May Take a While"
2014 or Bust!
Re: Nintendo Download: 19th January 2012 (Europe)
Is this real life?
Re: Nintendo Has No Plans to Fix Mario Kart 7's Maka Wuhu Glitch
Sounds like the rep is saying they have no plans to fix the glitch on future prints of the actual game and not a DLC patch.
Re: Retailers Leak The Last Story Limited Edition
[moves to Swisslandia]
Re: Review: 3 Heroes - Crystal Soul (DSiWare)
Tag-line Champion of the Universe! lmao. xD
Re: Review: 3D Classics: Kid Icarus (3DSWare)
Always loved this game. I can't wait to take a trip down nostalgia lane in 3D.......and w/o a notebook for scribbling passwords.
Re: Nintendo Working On New Zelda Game
lol. Wasn't Zelda Wii U confirmed months and months ago? Good to know they're listening though. =)
Re: Choose How to Die in Devil Survivor 2
Day 1 purchase. 7 more weeks baby! =D
Re: Nintendo Download: 5th January 2012 (North America)
[sheds his weekly tear for the death of Wii VC]
Re: Review: VVVVVV (3DSWare)
I can't believe they released the game when Flip Mode is completely broken. :/
Re: Game of the Year: You Decide!
Glad to see other people voting for Ghost Trick. :3
Re: That Zelda Timeline Makes a Bit More Sense Now
1 dai a gurl name Zelda iz kidnappd by dude named Ganon
Her bf Link sez "I sav u bbz"
He travl in time to helpz
Zelda say "Link uze Tri Force"
Link sez "No"
Ganon stab Link in bak and he blud goz errywher. < ///////3
Link wisper "I wantd uze Tri Love for yu bbz"
Link diez and fail quest. ;____;
xXx Like dis if U cry evrytime. xXx
Re: Nintendo Download: 22nd December 2011 (North America)
I keep hoping for Wii VC to wake up......... someday.
Re: First NES Game Hits 3DS Virtual Console in Japan Today
Awwww, for a second I thought it was a 3D Classics version. =(
Re: Bionic Commando Grips 3DS VC in North America Next Week
Are you polishing your grappling gun in anticipation?
Re: Rumour: Official Legend of Zelda Series Timeline Revealed
Re: Review: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap ( / Game Boy Advance)
...the difference between the console iterations and the handheld ones is not the quality — it's merely the size of the screen.
Dayum, this dude can write.