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"Mad Max-style death races in the desert and rampant sex and drug-use between Koopa and his ambitious secretary Lena."

This was the script that roped Dennis Hopper. Bet he was raged when they handed him the slop of a script that became the movie. D:

How dare you say that you hope they never release in NA! D:<

[Throws pikle in a lake of fire to die!]

They are just ripping off the Dreamcast and (hopefully) doing it right thanks to technological advances.

@ #4 - This Rumor

Can't believe GoNintendo even reported on that. Just looks like Operation Rainfall propaganda garbage.

Oh lord. Only 3 post before some hardcore MegaMan fanboy cried and attempted to shred a light hearted article with over the top extreme purist comments while completely missing the point.

Great read Philip. Clever spin on the franchise.

I don't remember a bright blue spray bottle of glass cleaner being a item in Zelda.

Its taking the best of all mario games and making a super-hybrid. I honestly believe this could turn out to be the best Mario game of all time......of all time.

"Is there point to this article?"

Is there a point to waterfalls? Is there a point to poetry? Is there a point to to the endless flow of time? Not every article has to be a news bit. I greatly enjoyed this piece. Nice read Zach.

No VC games 2 weeks in a row. Sheesh, and I thought every other week was bad. Looks like one VC game for all of June at this rate. Sad, so so so so sad.

Am I missing something or does that not say anywhere what videogames effect?

Smoking effects Lung Cancer
Lead Exposure effects IQ Scores
Calcium Intake effects Bone Mass
Video Games effect ????????

That is sexiest looking WiiWare game I think I have ever seen. @_@

Wind Waker 3D

If not that, most likely a new Celda game. It's been about a couple years since Spirit Tracks.

Wheelie hope. Niiiiiiiiiiice. =D

I can't wait to see live Buttz in the flesh!

The Lego Series is just getting played out. You can only dish out so many before people get bored.

I saw a pair of "gaming shades" at Best Buy at $100 a pair. I can't believe people would really buy this stuff. Just hit pause and come back in 15 minutes if its bugging you that bad. O.o

Zzzzzzzzz...........

Awesome. I have always wanted to play this but it's not on Android market.

Not just one of the best RPG's of all time, but easily one of the best games of all time.

This game is good, I want it to have my babies. =)

I never thought I would be so mad to hear an amazing game is being released. I want my FFVI now! :/

grumble grumble

Never even heard of this game. You have me sold on it though. Good review Trevor.

Have they announced VC with the launch of the e-shop? I wonder if we will have to wait longer for some retro goodness......

Sounds really bad. Though I will save my judgement until I get my hands on it.

In Miyamoto we trust.

Want this so bad.

7 more days to FFVI...... _{I hope}

Really cool concept. After seeing the screen shots I want nothing to do with it though. The germaphobe inside of my is cringing so hard.

Looks like a bunny to me. I think its just a random pic of fancy coffee, doubt its supposed to look like something Nintendo related.

:F

That looks sliiiiiiiiick. N64 blockiness be damned!

I don't mind a clone game as long as it is ripping of a great game and does it well. =)

I like the darker grittier look over Professor Layton. Also, Sophie is already better than annoying kid whatever his name is....Larry or Lucas or whatever.

Congrats, enjoy your sexy new hardware. =)

Looks like I will just have to buy a NGP.

Navi in 3D! <3

Bad news if you are a Ace Attorney fan. Once they say no to one it makes it all the more easy to say no again. Regardless of the second statement.

Shoot, maybe even a Ghost Trick sequel could be next on the chopping room floor. It's even less established and who knows if they were impressed enough with the sales of the first game.

Sad, sad, sad news Capcom. =(

Let's just hope the overwhelming amount of negative reviews keep the mediocre sub-par Samurai Warriors series from being localized in any way shape or form ever again.

lol ... owned

Kegel FTW!

Normally I would be happy with Super Bonk being released.........but right now I am so disappointed its not FFVI I don't even care. =[

n_n Heres to another year of laughs and good Nintendo news.

That image breaks my eyes! D:

For some reason the phrase "Tom Clancy" completely turns me off to this game. I know its a great game but I cant over it for some reason. >.<

Excellent Review.

Sounds a thousand times more interesting than I thought a sub game would be, especially periscope mode.

Good review, Corbie. Amazing tagline. =)

I'm sure a lot more developers feel exactly the same way. Anyone with multiple systems can tell you that Nintendo handles their downloadable service the worse......by far. Not to mention the sorry system constraints WiiWare offers.

BSOD - Black Screen of Death

I doubt this is going to be RROD situation that Microsoft had to deal with, probably just a minor hic-up. We'll see though. It would be a monumental injury to Nintendo to have to deal massive hardware repairs.

Great read. In a day and age when arcades are all but dead it's cool to see that somewhere they are thriving.

_{lol Pac-Off}

I've just traveled back from the future! This story is true! It also is eventually released in EU and US!

That is the coolest looking guy I have ever seen!! I bet he gets all the ladies!