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Re: Review: Pokémon Sword & Shield - The Crown Tundra - Great New DLC Marred By Decades-Old Design

ColdSummer

Here’s what I’m expecting from the next game in the series: all Pokémon have a 100% catch rate, gym badges are given to you merely by opening the gym door, your “rival” decides not to even pick a starter because he just knows you will be the champ in less than 24 hours, rare candy injections into all of your Pokémon (even ones in your Pokédex) after every 10 steps, and a new completely original mechanic where your Pokémon turns even bigger than before.

Re: Where To Pre-Order Game & Watch: Super Mario Bros.

ColdSummer

@SuperToe Yes. My new theory is that anyone who hasn’t pre-ordered the UK version should periodically refresh the Amazon UK page to see if it goes back in stock, because chances are at this point the US version is just going to release at a random time on a random day. Lazy government bureaucrats at the FCC have even more excuses to work slowly now.

Re: Where To Pre-Order Game & Watch: Super Mario Bros.

ColdSummer

For being Nintendo’s most profitable region, NoA doesn’t really care about its customers when it comes to collector’s edition items. There have been many times when CEs that Japan and the UK were offered that weren’t offered here. Also notice how this item is up for sale on Nintendo’s website in other regions while NoA just tells us to check back for pre-order updates, knowing full well that scalpers/bots are going to buy them up before the average person sees that Nintendo updated their website to show pre-order availability. They treat their physical NYC store well, but the rest of us? They don’t care.

Re: Where To Pre-Order Game & Watch: Super Mario Bros.

ColdSummer

My new theory is that if pre-orders don’t open for the US on Tuesday (because Monday is Labor Day) then they will open on 9/13. I only say this because on the official site, there is a picture of a Game & Watch showing 9:13. And yes, I have a lot of time on my hands.

Re: Where To Pre-Order Game & Watch: Super Mario Bros.

ColdSummer

I wonder if this is what what we’re waiting on. Saw it at the bottom of the official site:

“This device has not been authorized as required by the rules of the Federal Communications Commission.
This device is not, and may not be, offered for sale or lease, or sold or leased, until authorization is obtained.”

Re: Paper Mario Producer Says He's "Not Opposed To The Fans' Opinions"

ColdSummer

“At the same time, there’s no guarantee that we’ll always succeed in doing that – so it’s a real challenge.”

Yeah, you haven’t succeeded in the last three entries. Origami King’s battle system is tedious and so long-winded that I dread running into enemies within a few hours of playing. It literally just repeated the same puzzles over and over again. There is no reward whatsoever outside of coins that you can just re-enter areas to get with no effort. The RPG element has no thought put into it whatsoever. Each equip item you can use is just the same item with different tiers. The occasional comedic dialogue is all this series has left.