Topic: You know you have a Kid Icarus Problem When...

When you hope Phosphora will suddenly appear every time a bolt of lightning strikes.

...when you play a lot of Kid Icarus

When you see an open door; you race toward it, burst into song, and leap through it; expecting Lady Palutena to activate the Power of Flight. Instead, all you get is another trip to the hosPITal.

On an elevator, you announce each floor on the way up, much to the annoyance of your co-occupants. When they don't say anything, you feel ignored.

When you retell the story of Icarus as Palutena/Pit VS Viridi VS The Aurum VS Hades.

When you find it be a little bit above average. Oh wait...

When you accomplish something, you proclaim victory by using verbs indicating conquest, which are composites of different words. For example, "destructified."

When you play Metroids and Space Pirates in Metroid games, you proclaim with annoyance: "How dare they copy Kid Icarus! These Metroids are such cheap knockoffs of Komaytos!"

When you make Kid Icarus: Uprising the standard against which you compare other games. Oh wait myself... that isn't a problem!

When you spend your day wondering what the exchange rate is between dollars and hearts.

When life sucks and you're getting your butt kicked, you look for a Fiend's Cauldron to lower life's intensity to 0.0, even if it'll cost you a month's salary. Wait. That's a "you know you have a Kid Icarus problem" and "you know you have a life sucks problem."

If you like to dress up in a toga and:

A) If you're a guy, put on angel wings.
B) If you're a girl, dye your hair green.

When you die, you think that you are just going to come back to an easier life (but with less in your pocket).

That wasn't nice. :l

...you don't own the game yet but are needlessly compulsive in obtaining AR Idol Cards.

...you can't stop thinking about it, even though you don't own the game.

You know you've been playing way too much Kid Icarus when you start making these puns...

Are you people that bored? God there are better things to discuss!

No its brown, its reread the post, Lady Palutena's hair is green and pits is brown

when you read a whole thread on having a kid icarus problem and get offended when people suggest there are better things to discuss

Totally took advantage of that.
When you assume everyone knows what in the world you are talking about.
Or if your friends go bug-eyed when theylook at your Activity Log.

When you mistake a pink hanger for a fortune bow