Blasphemous 2
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Right then, it's the weekend, but before we dive into what we're playing, let's take a look at what's been going on this week.

First up, it was announced that Balatro would be getting its first major update, but keep calm, as it's not Switch-bound just yet. We caught wind of a rather pointless mod that allows Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom to run in 4K (but with terrible performance). And more recently, we were treated to a new trailer for Shin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance, showcasing a brand new form for its protagonist.

We also had a smattering of reviews, including Botany Manor, Moonglow Bay, MLB The Show 24 (finally), and The Gap.

So with that done, let's see which games we're going to be booting up this weekend...

Ollie Reynolds, Staff Writer

I'm still playing my lovely Metroidvanias, and I actually picked up Blasphemous 2 last weekend, so I'm currently working my way through that one. Otherwise, I've got a few things on this weekend (building a new bed for starters), so I'm not quite sure how much gaming I'll get done. We'll see!

Jim Norman, Staff Writer

I have my brother coming to stay for the weekend and, as has become something of a tradition, I’ve already got the Wii U wired up with Nintendo Land ready to go — ‘Mario Chase’ is one of Nintendo’s best party games and I will hear nothing against it. There’s also likely to be a smattering of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and Nintendo Switch Sports because come on, we’re not animals.

Oh, if I get the chance though, I will definitely be putting a bit more time into Pokémon Trading Card Game on NSO. Out of nowhere, I have fallen back into a Pokémon cards hole so I figured why not learn the rules before I climb back out? I’ll tell you something, that game’s a gem.

Gonçalo Lopes, Contributor

I've got a few good games on my eShop backlog including Pepper Grinder so I will hopefully manage to tackle them this weekend. Fights in Tight Spaces arrived yesterday so I hope I can get this John Wick simulator a spin while still continuing my world-conquering ambition in Unicorn Overlord. However some unexpected commission duties I will be spending the majority of whatever free time I can get playing, recording, editing gameplay videos for run ’n' gun games for reasons you will discover down the line. Dream jobs do exist gang!

Games of the week are Earth Defense Force 2, Earth Defense Force 3, Earth Defense Force 4.1 for Nintendo Switch and Earth Defense Force: Iron Rain on Steam with my discord mates. Yeah, I got a bug problem but nothing an orbital satellite laser rain can’t fix.

Alana Hagues, Deputy Editor

Somehow, I've beaten Dark Souls — that's two Soulsborne games down, DLC included. I loved it. It's obtuse and obscure in some frustrating ways, and some of the bosses are a liiiittle stupid (looking at you, Bed of Chaos — good lord), but what a world. When it clicked, it really clicked, and I'll definitely be continuing my Souls adventures in the near future.

But I have work stuff coming up soon and a move, so for now, I'm just going to be sticking with Stardew Valley and maybe joining Ollie by playing Blasphemous 2. I want to grab Botany Manor, Pepper Grinder, and Snufkin, but now is not the time. Life, eh?


That's what we have planned for the weekend, but what about you? Fill in the following poll with the game that you will be maining over the next few days and then slide into the comments to let us know what other titles are on the cards.

What are you playing this weekend (13th/14th April)? (470 votes)

  1. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (Switch)4%
  2. Unicorn Overlord (Switch)4%
  3. Splatoon 3 (Switch)2%
  4. Princess Peach: Showtime! (Switch)2%
  5. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Switch)2%
  6. Balatro (Switch eShop)2%
  7. Persona 5 Royal (Switch)1%
  8. Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown (Switch)1%
  9. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Switch)1%
  10. Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (Switch)1%
  11. Super Mario Odyssey (Switch)1%
  12. Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Switch)1%
  13. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy (Switch eShop)1%
  14. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (GBC)1%
  15. Super Mario Bros. Wonder (Switch)1%
  16. Fortnite (Switch eShop)1%
  17. Super R-Type (SNES)1%
  18. Vampire Survivors (Switch eShop)1%
  19. Kirby and the Forgotten Land (Switch)1%
  20. Octopath Traveler II (Switch)1%
  21. Persona 5 Strikers (Switch)1%
  22. Umbraclaw (Switch eShop)1%
  23. Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney Trilogy (Switch)1%
  24. Pokémon Scarlet and Violet (Switch)1%
  25. Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp (Switch)1%
  26. Mario vs. Donkey Kong (Switch)1%
  27. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch)1%
  28. Golden Sun: The Lost Age (GBA)1%
  29. Sonic Superstars (Switch)1%
  30. Tactics Ogre: Reborn (Switch)1%
  31. Luigi's Mansion 3 (Switch)1%
  32. Dead Cells (Switch)1%
  33. Pikmin 4 (Switch)1%
  34. Eiyuden Chronicle: Rising (Switch eShop)0%
  35. New Pokémon Snap (Switch)0%
  36. NieR:Automata The End of YoRHa Edition (Switch)0%
  37. Hogwarts Legacy (Switch)0%
  38. Mario Party Superstars (Switch)0%
  39. Amazing Hebereke (SNES)0%
  40. ScourgeBringer (Switch eShop)0%
  41. Jump Rope Challenge (Switch eShop)0%
  42. Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse (Switch)0%
  43. Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen (Switch)0%
  44. Yo-Kai Watch 3 (3DS)0%
  45. Hollow Knight (Switch eShop)0%
  46. Metroid Prime Remastered (Switch)0%
  47. Celeste (Switch eShop)0%
  48. The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (3DS)0%
  49. Red Dead Redemption (Switch)0%
  50. Final Fantasy VII (Switch eShop)0%
  51. BioShock 2 Remastered (Switch eShop)0%
  52. Pokémon X & Y (3DS)0%
  53. Tetris 99 (Switch eShop)0%
  54. EarthBound (SNES)0%
  55. Minecraft (Switch)0%
  56. Slay the Spire (Switch eShop)0%
  57. F-Zero Maximum Velocity (GBA)0%
  58. Splatoon 3: Side Order (Switch eShop)0%
  59. F-Zero 99 (Switch eShop)0%
  60. Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury (Switch)0%
  61. Another Code: Recollection (Switch)0%
  62. Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (SNES)0%
  63. The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Switch)0%
  64. Tomb Raider I-III Remastered (Switch eShop)0%
  65. Super Mario RPG (Switch)0%
  66. Shin Megami Tensei V (Switch)0%
  67. Brigandine: The Legend Of Runersia (Switch eShop)0%
  68. Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (SNES)0%
  69. Persona 4 Golden (Switch eShop)0%
  70. Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition (Switch)0%
  71. The Legend Of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV (Switch)0%
  72. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D (3DS)0%
  73. Sea of Stars (Switch eShop)0%
  74. Pocket Card Jockey: Ride On! (Switch eShop)0%
  75. Sonic Frontiers (Switch)0%
  76. Samba de Amigo: Party Central (Switch)0%
  77. Nights of Azure 2: Bride of the New Moon (Switch)0%
  78. Cave Story 3D (3DS)0%
  79. Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution (Switch)0%
  80. Bomb Rush Cyberfunk (Switch eShop)0%
  81. WarioWare: Move It! (Switch)0%
  82. Mario Strikers: Battle League (Switch)0%
  83. Danmaku Unlimited 3 (Switch eShop)0%
  84. Jamestown+ (Switch eShop)0%
  85. Gunvein (Switch eShop)0%
  86. Graze Counter GM (Switch eShop)0%
  87. Art Of Balance (Switch eShop)0%
  88. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (Switch eShop)0%
  89. Norn9: Var Commons (Switch eShop)0%
  90. Portal: Companion Collection (Switch eShop)0%
  91. Dead By Daylight (Switch)0%
  92. Gal Guardians: Demon Purge (Switch)0%
  93. Metroid (NES)0%
  94. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64)0%
  95. Pikmin 1+2 (Switch)0%
  96. Sonic Heroes (GCN)0%
  97. EGGCONSOLE Ys II PC-8801mkIISR (Switch eShop)0%
  98. EGGCONSOLE Dragon Slayer IV DRASLEFAMILY MSX2 (Switch eShop)0%
  99. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Switch)0%
  100. Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection (Switch)0%
  101. Freedom Planet 2 (Switch eShop)0%
  102. Persona 5 Tactica (Switch)0%
  103. Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling (Switch eShop)0%
  104. Picross S5 (Switch eShop)0%
  105. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge (Switch eShop)0%
  106. Cyber Shadow (Switch eShop)0%
  107. Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road (Switch)0%
  108. Kirby: Planet Robobot (3DS)0%
  109. Pokémon Scarlet & Violet - The Indigo Disk (Switch eShop)0%
  110. Legend of Grimrock (Switch eShop)0%
  111. Batman: The Enemy Within (Switch eShop)0%
  112. LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga (Switch)0%
  113. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D (3DS)0%
  114. Final Fantasy X | X-2 HD Remaster (Switch)0%
  115. Baten Kaitos I & II HD Remaster (Switch)0%
  116. Pocket Penguin DX: A Retro Style Adventure (Switch eShop)0%
  117. Persona 4 Arena Ultimax (Switch)0%
  118. Crypt of the NecroDancer (Switch eShop)0%
  119. Skullgirls 2nd Encore (Switch eShop)0%
  120. Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R (Switch eShop)0%
  121. Chaos Code -new Sign Of Catastrophe- (Switch eShop)0%
  122. Ori And The Blind Forest: Definitive Edition (Switch eShop)0%
  123. Blasphemous (Switch eShop)0%
  124. Shin Megami Tensei IV (3DS)0%
  125. Cris Tales (Switch)0%
  126. Blasphemous 2 (Switch eShop)0%
  127. EA Sports FC 24 (Switch)0%
  128. Pokémon Conquest (DS)0%
  129. Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition (Switch)0%
  130. SongPop Party (Switch eShop)0%
  131. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Switch)0%
  132. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)0%
  133. Kirby Mass Attack (DS)0%
  134. Just Dance 2023 Edition (Switch eShop)0%
  135. Endless Ocean 2: Adventures of the Deep (Wii)0%
  136. Quake II (Switch eShop)0%
  137. Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope DLC 3: Rayman in the Phantom Show (Switch eShop)0%
  138. Football Manager 2024 Touch (Switch eShop)0%
  139. EarthBound Beginnings (NES)0%
  140. Mother 3 (GBA)0%
  141. Mario Tennis (GBC)0%
  142. OXENFREE II: Lost Signals (Switch eShop)0%
  143. Rocket League (Switch eShop)0%
  144. Mega Man 10 (WiiWare)0%
  145. Neo Geo Pocket Color Selection Vol.1 (Switch eShop)0%
  146. Rain World (Switch eShop)0%
  147. Dave The Diver (Switch eShop)0%
  148. Astral Chain (Switch)0%
  149. Monopoly for Nintendo Switch (Switch)0%
  150. Tunic (Switch eShop)0%
  151. Crisis Core -Final Fantasy VII- Reunion (Switch)0%
  152. Jump Force Deluxe Edition (Switch)0%
  153. Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge (GB)0%
  154. Castlevania (NES)0%
  155. Castlevania: The Adventure (GB)0%
  156. PowerWash Simulator (Switch eShop)0%
  157. No Man's Sky (Switch)0%
  158. Hades (Switch eShop)0%
  159. Pepper Grinder (Switch eShop)0%
  160. Paper Mario (N64)0%
  161. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (Switch)0%
  162. Joe & Mac (SNES)0%
  163. Disney Speedstorm (Switch eShop)0%
  164. Splatoon 2 (Switch)0%
  165. Killer Instinct (SNES)0%
  166. Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS)0%
  167. FAR: Changing Tides (Switch eShop)0%
  168. A Little To The Left (Switch eShop)0%
  169. Fae Farm (Switch)0%
  170. Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (3DS)0%
  171. Sonic Mania Plus (Switch)0%
  172. Undertale (Switch eShop)0%
  173. Super Mario 64 (N64)0%
  174. Pac-Man World Re-PAC (Switch)0%
  175. Otogi Katsugeki Mameda no Bakeru: Oracle Saitarou no Sainan!! (Switch)0%
  176. Hitman: Blood Money - Reprisal (Switch eShop)0%
  177. Marvelous: Mohitotsu no Takarajima (SNES)0%
  178. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition (Switch eShop)0%
  179. BioShock Remastered (Switch eShop)0%
  180. Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch (Switch)0%
  181. Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey (3DS)0%
  182. Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana (Switch)0%
  183. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages (GBC)0%
  184. New Super Mario Bros. Wii (Wii)0%
  185. Star Fox Adventures (GCN)0%
  186. BioShock Infinite: The Complete Edition (Switch eShop)0%
  187. Kirby's Dream Buffet (Switch eShop)0%
  188. Firewatch (Switch eShop)0%
  189. Final Fantasy VI (Switch eShop)0%
  190. Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe (Switch)0%
  191. Piczle Cross: Story of Seasons (Switch eShop)0%
  192. Tetris Effect: Connected (Switch eShop)0%
  193. Arcade Archives VOLFIED (Switch eShop)0%
  194. What The Golf? (Switch eShop)0%
  195. Plants vs. Zombies (DS)0%
  196. Paper Mario: The Origami King (Switch)0%
  197. Splatoon (Wii U)0%
  198. Super Mario Maker (Wii U)0%
  199. Dark Souls: Remastered (Switch)0%
  200. Banjo-Kazooie (N64)0%
  201. Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin (Switch)0%
  202. SSX On Tour (GCN)0%
  203. The Messenger (Switch eShop)0%
  204. PARANORMASIGHT: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo (Switch eShop)0%
  205. Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon & the Blade of Light (Switch eShop)0%
  206. Wrecking Crew '98 (SNES)0%
  207. Nintendo Switch Sports (Switch)0%
  208. Luigi's Mansion (GCN)0%
  209. Donkey Konga (GCN)0%
  210. Bayonetta 3 (Switch)0%
  211. Mario Kart 7 (3DS)0%
  212. My Time at Sandrock (Switch eShop)0%
  213. Gato Roboto (Switch eShop)0%
  214. Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition (Switch)0%
  215. Wreckfest (Switch)0%
  216. Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair (Switch)0%
  217. Assassin's Creed: The Rebel Collection (Switch)0%
  218. New Star GP (Switch eShop)0%
  219. Wii Sports Resort (Wii)0%
  220. R.C. Pro-Am (NES)0%
  221. Blast Corps (N64)0%
  222. GoldenEye 007 (N64)0%
  223. Dredge (Switch eShop)0%
  224. Persona 3 Portable (Switch eShop)0%
  225. Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE (Wii U)0%
  226. My Time at Portia (Switch)0%
  227. Kingdom Come Deliverance: Royal Edition (Switch)0%
  228. SnowRunner (Switch)0%
  229. Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak (Switch eShop)0%
  230. WarioWare Gold (3DS)0%
  231. Ys IX: Monstrum Nox (Switch)0%
  232. Bravely Default II (Switch)0%
  233. DNF Duel: Who's Next (Switch)0%
  234. Night Trap - 25th Anniversary Edition (Switch eShop)0%
  235. Suika Game (Switch eShop)0%
  236. Wario Land 3 (GBC)0%
  237. Unpacking (Switch eShop)0%
  238. Botany Manor (Switch eShop)0%
  239. Star Ocean: The Second Story R (Switch)0%
  240. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (Wii)0%
  241. Avatar: The Last Airbender: Quest for Balance (Switch eShop)0%
  242. The House in Fata Morgana: Dreams of the Revenants Edition (Switch eShop)0%
  243. Wave Race 64 (N64)0%
  244. Into The Breach (Switch eShop)0%
  245. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game - Complete Edition (Switch eShop)0%
  246. Pokémon Legends: Z-A (Switch)0%
  247. We Love Katamari REROLL + Royal Reverie (Switch)0%
  248. Octopath Traveler (Switch)0%
  249. New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe (Switch)0%
  250. Right and Down (Switch eShop)0%
  251. SteamWorld Dig 2 (3DS eShop)0%
  252. Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl (Switch)0%
  253. Pretty Princess Magical Garden Island (Switch eShop)0%
  254. Anode (Switch eShop)0%
  255. Pentiment (Switch eShop)0%
  256. Moonlighter (Switch)0%
  257. Metro: Last Light Redux (Switch eShop)0%
  258. Devil May Cry 3 Special Edition (Switch eShop)0%
  259. Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends Definitive Edition (Switch eShop)0%
  260. Doki Doki Literature Club Plus! (Switch)0%
  261. Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania (Switch)0%
  262. The Legend of Heroes: Trails into Reverie (Switch)0%
  263. Penny's Big Breakaway (Switch eShop)0%
  264. AI: The Somnium Files (Switch)0%
  265. LEGO City: Undercover (Switch)0%
  266. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (3DS)0%
  267. Super Mario 3D Land (3DS)0%
  268. Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D (3DS)0%
  269. The Sinking City (Switch eShop)0%
  270. Super Mario Maker 2 (Switch)0%
  271. The Walking Dead: The Complete First Season (Switch eShop)0%
  272. inbento (Switch eShop)0%
  273. FAR: Lone Sails (Switch eShop)0%
  274. Ring Fit Adventure (Switch)0%
  275. LEGO DC Super-Villains (Switch)0%
  276. LEGO Brawls (Switch)0%