Robo-goose

@3.
I cannot believe I never noticed that. Thank you.
ALRIGHT, it's time for me to take a look at every corner of NL so that I don't ask stupid questions anymore.

So, how much does it cost?

@Raylax
Braiding hair.

@ukiby3000
Looks like our greeter isn't here to welcome you, so I'll do it myself.

Welcome to NintendoLife! Please enjoy your stay and make yourself at home; refreshments are in the forums, and are free for all NL users to enjoy!

Back when I was about seven, I learned about kiwi birds.
I thought that the kiwi fruit was the body of the kiwi bird.

These are all lies. The real story is that the winner was playing as Ganondorf, and they couldn't believe that someone would give up against him.

Good.

Yes! I knew the Fire Emblem 3 remake was coming to America! And even better, it'll be here by Christmas next year!

So, you're saying that I can make Samurai Jack beat the snot
out of Ben 10, in THREEEE DEEEE?

I was never going to buy it anyway;
I'll use the cash on the 3DS instead.

This makes for at least 653,000 broken TVs!

Oh no, NoE is suddenly more favored than NoA!

@Clinker
BIT.TRIP BANG

@Nekogao
Thanks for the heads-up.
You have just saved me a bundle of cash.

I hate Sonic.
By the way, everytime I say "I hate [insert noun here]"
I am saying it with Francis's voice.

How many people here actually read through the entire thing? I know I did.

@Jumbif
Horrible dialogue? Mah boy, this dialogue is what all true warriors strive for!

Argh, I have next-door neighborz who blare the kidzBop zoundtrack nonztop, outzide. (only in the zummer, though)
@cheapo
KidzBop haz a large fanbaze of (you guezzed it) kidz, a very large one, zo I wouldn't be zurprized if it did.

I'm glad they didn't.

I laughed so hard at everyone's reaction to Saints Row being on the 3DS at E3.

160 comments, nice.
When are the winners selected?'Cause I never check my annoying gmail address, hotmail all the way! (I made the gmail address just so I could become a member on here.)

450 coins each? They better be made out of 18+ karat gold.
_{(There is a 0% chance that they are)}

The real culprit is blatantly Sir Silk Hat.

I will not buy this, or a red Wii. Now the All Stars Collection? If it comes to America, I will get it.

At first I thought, "What a cruel joke". Now, I am bathing in its radiance.
I am, however, PUZZLED by how the gameplay, which is currently a MYSTERY, will work.
I guess I will just have to INVESTIGATE that on another gaming website, for now.

Bomberman? Yes. A Bomberman game that is like Bomberman 64/ 64:Second Attack? Very Yes. A Bomberman game like the Wii version? Very Very No.

Five bucks? Very yes.

In the US, it will sell for 599 US DOLLARS!

@JesusSaves You are now the coolest member of NL.

I want to know when they will finally switch from silicon chips to graphite chips.

Heh, heh, heh. This looks fun, but as Yasume said, it looks like it will get boring very quickly.

Augh, Mew again? I need a Celebi, dangit!
@JumpMad You need to have Pikablue in your party for it to work.

No thank you.

Darn, when I saw the picture, I thought it said "complete with Wii motion+!" then I read the rest of the article. Well, I guess I'll pass.

Actually, I never put the money in, I was just cracking a joke about the "losing your money" part. The DVD case was, however, firmly jammed.

@zkplan once, someone shoved a movie case in one of those things.
Actually, the only time I was about to use one, I found a DVD case jammed in it.
The case wasn't even red.

So, do I put the money in before, or after I find out that someone has jammed a DVD case in there?

Where are my Super Mario Galaxy soundtracks Nintendo?

@31.StarDust
If my DSi could talk, it would be crying constantly due to the abuse its been through. Dang, those things are durable!
EDIT: Except for the crappy "L" button! This is the second time I've had to send my DSi in because of that thing.

After seeing all the low ratings for this on Metacritic, I was afraid that I was one of the only people who loved this game. I am very glad to be proved wrong!

I can think of ten awesome ways that this could be used.
I hope to see most of them utilised.

@SolarJetman
He's pretending that he just won against someone in Mario Kart, and that he has pants on.

At first, I read the title as "Nintendo Consider ing Monthly Fee for 3DS Always-On Internet"
Right now, I am recovering from shock.

@4
Agreed.

In Harvest Moon, you get a house and land for free, but have to work like a slave to make a living.
In Animal Crossing, Your house is pretty dang expensive (not at first) but work is easy and profitable.

Which life would you choose?

Is the word "pink" the same in Japanese as it is in English?

@sillygostly
Agreed.
_{(in more ways than one)}

@JumpMad
This isn't the North Korean version.

They used cardboard, but I think they should have made the case out of ebony, gold, and rubies. Maybe that's why NoA hasn't revealed it yet!

The picture deserves to be in a Captain America comic book.
New enemy, the WiiWaggler.

It may be shovelware, but CAPTAIN AMERICA man!
There better be lots of punching, explosions, and exploding-punches.