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Re: Random: Fan Project Is Making Super Mario Galaxy DS A Reality

Quijibo

Thanks Tom, for putting this on Nintendo’s radar. Can’t wait to read the article where these in creative, thriving hacks get a C&D slammed down their throats.

Seriously, why not focus on folk making their own games instead of stealing the work and fort of those that came before?

Re: PSA: New Pokémon Snap's Professor Mirror Is A Monster

Quijibo

PETA“Don’t eat animals, they can feel but can’t speak up for themselves. Eat plants, that can’t feel pain.” Not gonna link to the vegan lady, not hard to find

Recent research into actually understanding plants and how to better care for them “Plants do feel pain. Fresh grass smell is the injured grass releasing emergency pheromones hoping to incite insects into rushing in and defending against the attacker. They also have a molecular response in addition to the pheromonal response that, using a laser measure, works in a way similar to sound akin to a scream or yell.” For parity, not gonna link the Howitworks page, but search “do plants feel pain” and it should be near the top.

-Awkwardly elucidating greenman

Re: "As You Can See, I'm Not A Switch Player" Admits Epic Games' Tim Sweeney

Quijibo

@nkarafo and in America we have grown women in their late 20s and 30s forcing themselves on little boys from 11.5 to 14 and then being rewarded child support. Search the net of “Olivas and Seyer” for the horrible details of that bit of systemic sexism.

On top of that, US troops are already scattered all over the globe since one of political parties loves sending their citizens in foreign war zones and then never withdrawing.

Re: Can't Drive This Is Co-op Racing Platformer, And It's Crashing Onto Switch This Month

Quijibo

@GC-161 you son’t actually spend much time in the county/country/south do you? It isn’t just the menfolk driving oversized vehicles.

And honestly, don’t forget mom’s with 2 kids driving oversized SUVs/Vans. Neither the truck nor the over-breeder brigade buggies are known for being able to stay in their lanes our pull off the difficult “single spot” parking maneuver.

See also: screw you you sexist POS before someone that knows you sees this and jacks your momma in the jaw for giving birth to a prejudiced ***** talker.

Re: Epic Games To Compensate Fortnite And Rocket League Loot Box Buyers Following Class Action Lawsuit

Quijibo

Still waiting for the casino that runs with loot box odds. I love gambling when I always win. People comparing loot boxes to gambling are lashing out at video games like people that hold a god that can commit flood based genocide is Good while preaching about the evils of GTA and violent games (see:Illinois currently working through a bill that would ban violent games.)

Stupid people opening 50 capsule machine bubbles and getting 3 sticky hands but not the color you wanted, then saying it’s gambling because all the stuff you got for the money wasn’t precisely what was wanted.

Cheers to the Corporation for saying directly the entire lawsuit being allowed was wushu washy, spineless politician based BS. Gotta get then parent votes.

Re: Feature: Atelier Ryza 2 Producer On Exploration, Censorship, And The Potential For Seeing More Ryza

Quijibo

@EliteXeos if you don’t always like what people say “in public” and think telling them not to say it is appropriate, I’ll feel appropriate in telling you YOU chose to come to NL and read the comments. If you don’t like someone talking in a way you don’t approve get off the internet.

It’s called personal responsibility. You’re called an example of crap parenting.

Re: Video: We're Not All That Impressed With Balan Wonderworld's Free Demo

Quijibo

Played the first (only?) level, got half the trophies, did the QTE mini game, realized I could drop ChuChus or whatever the birds are called into the ... roulette wheel to make the counter go up. Managed to get 5 into the reel, still moved super slow. Several Minutes just to get the counter to 60. Triggered a cutscene that I started some that might lead to the first tower lever getting unlocked, but having to continually lead the birds back seemed less fun than the sonic adventure VMU games.

Maybe had they scaled all the requirements down a lot, but only unlocked the first floor or two of the tower I might’ve given it more than 20 minutes. As is, I don’t see this demo “slice” growing into anything that might include a patch that add the fun.

Re: Modders Just Made It Possible To Play Skyward Sword Inside Breath Of The Wild

Quijibo

Shake they couldn’t take that programming talent, find someone with actual creativity, and made their own game instead of continuing this sad pathetic habit PC Buster Racers dragged into the console player space.

Already got a bowl loaded for the follow up post about these law break trash humans jacked in the jaw with a first full of Cease and Desist.

Re: Wacky Shmup Parody Project Starship X Launches On Switch Today

Quijibo

@Riderkicker well, it has a version of Lovecraft’s thin stand in for the “subversive world destroying evil that is non white culture” and a lady flipping the bird.

Seriously, the sooner ignorant hipster devs quit promoting Lovecraft’s racist ass the sooner those devs and their fans will stop looking low key racist.

Re: Supergiant Shares Hades Voiceover Stats, Charon Hardly Gets A Word In

Quijibo

So charon says murr...derr, and tisiphone mmrmm, Nathan Explosion combines their power to say Murmaider. Head cannon now says these two make for a Metalocalypse Easter egg and that Nathan is the love child after ferryman of the dead realizes it was little manic murder maid, Tisiphone, keep him busy while Zag is wasting time being stylish.

Re: Review: Calico - Bursting With Heart, But Crippled By Bugs

Quijibo

Glitches happen, annoying but not PC gamer style “Deletes your entire hard drive when you delete the game” where it actually reaches “Bad glitch” level. A patch or two and it should be much smoother.

My issue with it is the promoting that being overweight is healthy or a goal. Time and again this has been proven through studies of people and medical records showing that no amount of activity offsets the heart health risks of being overweight. This is a game that kids will flock too, and it promoting healthy lifestyles to them in defiance of multiple research studies is... well, look at Covid-19. See what happens when science defiers forego a simple face mask for sake of “Praise the lord and pass the ammunition”. Yes, it’s an extreme comparison, but is used it for sake of a fast moving problem that’s easy to see and identify. Heart issues from being overweight and much harder to detect short of having a reason to test for the disease markets directly.

I’ve only mentioned heart disease because that was the only thing specifically tested for in the study. https://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=251224