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Good riddance. Melee is rubbish.

There. I said it.

@Antraxx777 this is a fair assessment.

I apologize in advance.

But I really really hate these two. Like...really hate them.

Sometimes, Rumours aren't rumours. This article is a Dhalsim reach.

Can we scale back on the rumours, per chance? Please? Or can I hide them?

"Ruined the artistic beauty of this box art" of a remade game three times over is a ridiculous opinon. Like collectors will lose out if that disclaimer is on the box. Stop it.

I'll be buying this regardless. Half digital, two cartridges, it doesn't matter. Buy the game or don't, but find another hill to die on.

@MattFox you should read all of it.

I didn't read this, but I'm pretty sick of it.

Does NO ONE want to be surprised anymore? People wonder why they don't get what they ask for and why Nintendo is always so tight lipped. This is why.

Leaks and rumours are rubbish. There. I said it

starts playing WiiU eshop Holiday Music

They also work for Sonic Mania.

@nintendork64 share away. He deserves NAH-TING!

@mazzel agreed. But Alphonso may be hard pressed himself. Eddie Murphy in 1988

NSFW
https://youtu.be/KsyYuFv5ltc

@Heavyarms55 what I did is go through spirit mode, and back out every 10 minutes. An new character shows up.

Hope it helps.

@The-Chosen-one I'm down.

I don't play Fortnite enough, but I think this whole things is super ridiculous.

@SBandy I got you, fam..

https://youtu.be/rhaBb36qqGI

@mazzel I shouldn't have to show you a video from 2011 in order for you to see that it's in standard definition at a 4:3 ratio, however...

https://youtu.be/rhaBb36qqGI

I think Alfonso Ribeiro may have a case, but he's JUST NOW trying to copyright "The Carlton". Note that "Carlton" is a character owned by Casey/Warner television. So that may not work.

Apparently he wasn't the first one to do this dance. This will be dead in the water.

https://youtu.be/r293CFn84EQ

Fall back, youngin.

Edit: The original original. https://youtu.be/rhaBb36qqGI

@AlternateButtons To write a book report on this site about the mistakes you think they made, instead of going directy to Digital Foundry is asinine.

End of story is indeed the right call. teleports

Maybe all of you should've done a video. Or did complaining on this thread take up all of your time?

I'll wait for links. And yes, this is my face as I read your comments.

Just congratulate the man. Say something nice.

Congrats sir! Thank you for lending your voice to us!

Now you try...

Thank you NintendoLife. Sincerely.

@kokjopan I'll give you the attention you want.

opens script "Then why are you here?"

Great game. Great content. Splatoon snuck up on me, and i haven't stopped playing it.

I wish there were "one bad apple" consequences when things like this happen. Like DLC cancellations or something. I hate it so much. Leaks, spoilers, all of it. Trash.

"Apparently, seems, possibility."

Those three words nullify this article as truth. C'mon lovely people. Enough with the rumours. If i wanted a dirt sheet, I'd go to the Enquirer.

Nintendo used "Ban Hammer".

It's super effective.

@60frames-please
"While other versions run at a consistent 60 FPS, the Switch port performs at a mostly stable 30 FPS and at 720p. Swapping between docked and undocked modes is simple and painless, and there isn't much difference in performance between the two--which is impressive. However, some occasional dips in frame-rate during the more intense encounters can occur..." Gamespot

"The WiiU has no games! Poor Marketing! Rabble Rabble! Pitchforks and Torches"
-People

"The Switch has too many games. Too much marketing! They're all ports and low quality! LABO! Rabble Rabble! Pitchforks and torches!"
-People again.

"Put out everything. Don't read the comments."
Nintendo, probably.

@BensonUii but where's WaLuigi?

@Captain_EO Thank you! Captian EO is a great moniker!

75 characters, story mode, 108 stages, 900 tracks, Spirits, super meter, changable mid fight stages, DLC, a whole ton of other features, and people are still pitchforks and torches. Why?

Finally!

Do we get the first one too, per chance?

@Gauchorino another not needed comment in the comment section.

@alphatrinket it's definitely because of Waluigi. And I love it.

I hope he never makes it. Ever.

@SecretBase whoa! Thanks! Straight from the source! I should buy it now just because of that!

The discount isn't live yet. And I cant find anything on when it does go live. Their website is down, no reddit, hasn't tweeted since April. Someone tell me something!

@flapjack-ashley they're so angry! And come here to say they support Nintendo, by passive aggressively yelling at them. I don't get it.

@PlayedNSlayed it $20. You spent that coming up with this complaint. Congratulations.

I'm fine with the Switch the way it is.

ABACABB

In related news, people complain about being wet after getting splashed with water saying "I should be dry for at least 90 days."

@NintendoLife we get it. You hate Nintendo Labo. I don't understand why system updates and Cardboard bring out so much pettiness.

It looks AMAZING on the Switch though. Very impressive!

@Bunkerneath Nintendo did market this game. Clearly they did it well.

@Cobalt they said "ONE of the best". Chill.

The second video is a dance called the Floss. First seen by someone called "Backpack Kid" on Saturday Night Live. Not a Fortnite emote. https://youtu.be/6X6b19ukfTA

Also...can we talk about ANYTHING else, because this has nothing to do with Nintendo.

This is why we can't have nice things.

@ryancraddock Fair enough.

@ryancraddock I think it says the info comes out June 9th. We don't know details. We don't know the facts. YOU ARE not shocked, but there may be some members of this community, that keeps your page alive, who could be indeed, "shocked". "Seems to have arrived" proves that you don't have all the information.

Same thing with the "Remember Labo" post. If I wanted cynical commentary, I'd come to the comments section.

Are all your headlines this sarcastic, Ryan?

I just need to know which ones to avoid.