@WaveBoy Dual analog controllers aren't a step backwards. Having to use a Classic Controller with a foot long cord attached to a half pound Wiimote--that's backwards. If Nintendo truly wants to innovate, they won't make a controller remotely like the last one.
@xDemon720x That's a good point. What exactly is spewing out of the Mega Buster? Plasma Nuggets? Proton Steamers? Atomic Discharge? They look like Birdo eggs.
The new slim Xbox 360 has been $200 for months now, this latest price cut for the Wii is long overdue. To me, it doesn't mean the Wii successor will be revealed soon. But if it was, I wouldn't be too surprised. No one is making games for the Wii right now and Nintendo can't deny that forever. If anyone thinks Pandora's Tower and Wii Play are signs of life on the Wii, think again.
Is anyone really fool enough to buy more accessories from Nintendo before they start producing games that support them? Motion+ has been around for two years and still nobody wants to make games that use it--that's ridiculous.
That was heartfelt. I do appreciate it when companies take a few chances. @Mickeymac Sequels aren't always a bad thing. But when games have ten or twelve sequels, it's clear that someone is scraping the bottom of their creative barrel.
It's hypocritical for Wii owners to start bashing casual gaming. What's next? Xbots telling me graphics don't matter?
@Scarkaiser When you buy any video game you're not guaranteed or bound to get anything. Metroid: Other M is a prime example of an expensive retail game that only has enough content to last a weekend. @Rift Good Question. Why don't you go ask these guys?
@SpicyDuck It's more likely Nintendo is waiting for when things like a huge hard drive, full 1080p graphics, and 3D graphics, doesn't cost them an arm and a leg. The new Slim Xbox 360 is the same price as a Wii.
@LegendofPasta99 I agree that the style is hurting JRPGs. Long gone are the days that any and all things Japanese equal big seller over here.
But it's more than just a good presentation that makes today's Western RPG superior to JRPGs. You get to create your own avatar, you don't just talk to people--you interact with them, and there are tons of little choices to make. Western RPGs basically give the user as many ways to customize the game as they can.
Not a lot of people here seem to like Team Ninja--but then why so angry no Samus? (You were going to jiggle the hell out of her, weren't you?)
BTW Team Ninja had little control over Metroid Other M. Sakamoto is the one responsible for the goofy story and linear gameplay. Most of what's good about that game is thanks to Team Ninja. Everyone should give them a break. And you should treat yourselves to DOA--it's what Street Fighter and Tekken should have been a long time ago.
Consumer friendly, huh? Nintendo charges 500 Wii points for 25 year old video games we've already bought from them once before. These people don't leave money on the table.
@BetelgeuseWC77 If you check out the Japanese gameplay videos, you'll see this game isn't the Final Fantasy you USED TO know and love. Last Story looks like something else, but that's not a bad thing.
Spill?! Groooooan. I thought you guys said you were done with the puns. I hope this truly is the last Fluidity article. I'm tried of all the info on this game coming out in drips.
Samus does take a back seat. She's like a support character in Other M. Her accomplishments are minor compared to Anthony's and Malkovich's. Samus merely survives wandering around the bottle ship serving primarily to bare witness to what's happening on board. Meanwhile, ==Spoilers== Anthony saves her twice before taking on his final role as deus ex machina and Malkovich stops her from entering Sector 0 because (apparently) he feels she would only get herself killed (my hero!). Samus does help Anthoney fight off a boss monster--I guess you could say she saves him but it's not like he was paralyzed with fear. ==End Spoilers== Samus doesn't have to be cold-blooded but she should be more focused on the mission. She's in a life or death situation--why is she so sentimental and self-conscious? Whether it's humanizing or not why are all the women in this story an emotional wreck while the men are courageous and cool under pressure? Where are their flaws? I think the sexist complaints still have some merit.
Too bad Nintendo didn't let Team Ninja bring back the JUSTIN BAILEY code. If your game is going to be labeled sexist you might as well go the extra mile.
I don't think taking orders from an unlikable CO is what gives the game it's sexist tilt. Samus has been single-handedly saving the day since the original Metroid, in Other M she needs a team of 5 men to continuously save her bacon. Samus is supposedly a famous bounty hunter but all that doesn't matter to her or anyone else in Other M. What does matter is how she couldn't cut it back in the GF. Moreover; Samus is constantly second guessing herself and it paints her as an unlikely hero, a last resort, not the right man for the job. The smell of Misogyny comes from this marginalizing of Samus, having her take a back seat to the men in the same story that she stars in.
Also; I feel bad for G4, don't they know game reviews aren't about informing consumers but placating fans? Tell them what they want to hear, like IGN does. @JakobG Samus wasn't cute? I doubt Anthoney would look that good in his Zero Suit. And don't forget Samus has worked with the GF, but she doesn't work for them.
How could anyone possibly mess up the camera in Mario Galaxy? You run in circles on tiny planetoids. Epic Mickey is much trickier because Mickey is usually boxed in by walls. They don't really compare. I do think Mickey could have learned a thing or two from Mario, though.
Lots of developers work hard. To support the hard work of the original creator is no reason to buy a game. That's like buying Little King's Story because you hate money.
@Odnetnin The original creator doesn't want your charity. @Aviator I feel the same way but it is enhanced and playing it on your big screen TV with a controller is better than sitting two inches away from a computer screen.
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Re: Rumour: Nintendo Stream Coming Sooner Than We Think?
@Luigi78 Yes. Yes, they do. But the name Nintendo Stream still isn't offical and doesn't hold much water yet.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Stream Coming Sooner Than We Think?
The Nintendo Stream should make for a big splash at E3. It's already making waves on the Internet.
Re: Rumour: Could This Be the Next Nintendo Console?
@WaveBoy Dual analog controllers aren't a step backwards. Having to use a Classic Controller with a foot long cord attached to a half pound Wiimote--that's backwards. If Nintendo truly wants to innovate, they won't make a controller remotely like the last one.
Re: Rumour: Retro Studios Working on Game for Wii Successor
@TheDarkness The space segments of Star Fox have no atmosphere.
Re: ESRB Rating Outs Mega Man 5 for Virtual Console
@xDemon720x That's a good point. What exactly is spewing out of the Mega Buster? Plasma Nuggets? Proton Steamers? Atomic Discharge? They look like Birdo eggs.
Re: Rumour: Wii 2 has Blu-ray Drive, Controller Contains a Screen
There might be truth to this. I've had a feeling Nintendo was going to tap into something with tablets--they're just so hot right now.
But if "Project Cafe" really does use Blu-ray it better load faster than a PS3.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo May Cut Wii Price to $150 Next Month
@MasterGraveheart The only game we're going to be playing this year is the waiting game.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo May Cut Wii Price to $150 Next Month
The new slim Xbox 360 has been $200 for months now, this latest price cut for the Wii is long overdue. To me, it doesn't mean the Wii successor will be revealed soon. But if it was, I wouldn't be too surprised. No one is making games for the Wii right now and Nintendo can't deny that forever. If anyone thinks Pandora's Tower and Wii Play are signs of life on the Wii, think again.
Re: Dust Off Your MotionPlus for Wii Play: Motion in June
Is anyone really fool enough to buy more accessories from Nintendo before they start producing games that support them? Motion+ has been around for two years and still nobody wants to make games that use it--that's ridiculous.
Re: It's My Birthday
@James_Newton You just became my preferred method of suicide.
Re: Fan-Made Metroid Game Miniaturises Our Beloved Heroine
Hello lawsuit.
@Golgo Yoshio Sakamoto doesn't work for Team Ninja.
Re: Sega Teases Sonic Anniversary Announcement for 7th April
I'm still waiting for Sonic to friend me.
Re: PlatinumGames President Saddened by Decline of New Ideas
@Mickeymac Nintendo doesn't need new ideas, so long as they keep making money off their old ones.
Re: PlatinumGames President Saddened by Decline of New Ideas
That was heartfelt. I do appreciate it when companies take a few chances.
@Mickeymac Sequels aren't always a bad thing. But when games have ten or twelve sequels, it's clear that someone is scraping the bottom of their creative barrel.
Re: Angry Birds Dev Calls Nintendo Games "$49 Pieces of Plastic"
It's hypocritical for Wii owners to start bashing casual gaming. What's next? Xbots telling me graphics don't matter?
@Scarkaiser When you buy any video game you're not guaranteed or bound to get anything. Metroid: Other M is a prime example of an expensive retail game that only has enough content to last a weekend.
@Rift Good Question. Why don't you go ask these guys?
Re: Fils-Aime: Next Home Console Unlikely to be 3D
@SpicyDuck It's more likely Nintendo is waiting for when things like a huge hard drive, full 1080p graphics, and 3D graphics, doesn't cost them an arm and a leg. The new Slim Xbox 360 is the same price as a Wii.
Re: Review: Nintendogs + Cats (3DS)
If it's good enough for Ally, it's good enough for me "bro".
Re: Nintendo Likely to Retain Price Control in 3DS eShop
All this tells me is Nintendo doesn't want to be out sold by $1 games on their own system. It must be how they control competiton.
Re: Reggie: We're Not Interested in "Garage Developers"
When I saw that picture I thought this article was going to be another tribute to game collecting.
Re: Who Dares to Release We Dare in the UK? Not Ubisoft!
Now how am I supposed to have "epic Wii parties" like Charlie Sheen?
Re: Ubisoft's Brand Spanking New Party Game is a Sexy Shocker
That's how me and my friends play every game on the Wii. They're REALLY casual gamers. Thank God you can wash Wiimote jackets.
Re: Gaijin Games Acquires Robotube, Bloktonik WiiWare Cancelled
@Wanderlustwarrior Activision... EA... and don't forget Square-Enix. They own everything from Bubble Bobble to Tomb Raider. That company is a monster.
Re: Sakaguchi: To Succeed Internationally, JRPGs Need to Change
@LegendofPasta99 I agree that the style is hurting JRPGs. Long gone are the days that any and all things Japanese equal big seller over here.
But it's more than just a good presentation that makes today's Western RPG superior to JRPGs. You get to create your own avatar, you don't just talk to people--you interact with them, and there are tons of little choices to make. Western RPGs basically give the user as many ways to customize the game as they can.
Re: Plenty of Action in Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D Trailer
Barry... Where's Barry?!
Re: No, You Cannot Fight as Samus in Dead or Alive: Dimensions
Not a lot of people here seem to like Team Ninja--but then why so angry no Samus? (You were going to jiggle the hell out of her, weren't you?)
BTW Team Ninja had little control over Metroid Other M. Sakamoto is the one responsible for the goofy story and linear gameplay. Most of what's good about that game is thanks to Team Ninja. Everyone should give them a break. And you should treat yourselves to DOA--it's what Street Fighter and Tekken should have been a long time ago.
Re: Pachter: Nintendo Should Charge More for 3DS
@lz20XX I have purchased them at their original price--and don't confuse depreciation with generosity.
Re: Pachter: Nintendo Should Charge More for 3DS
Consumer friendly, huh? Nintendo charges 500 Wii points for 25 year old video games we've already bought from them once before. These people don't leave money on the table.
Re: First Impressions: Dead or Alive: Dimensions
There's nothing mindless about Dead or Alive. A lot of thought goes into the fighting and the boobs.
Re: Fan-Made Petition to Bring Last Story Westward Gains Steam
I signed it a week ago but I'm not convinced petitions really help. I remember hearing about one floating around for Seiken Densetsu 3.
Re: Look Out Fireplacing, You've Got Competition
Fireplacing didn't look so hot to me, but Cozy Fire has definitely sparked my interest. They still have a long way to go--but they're getting warmer.
Re: Nintendo Has "No Plans" to Bring Last Story Westward
@BetelgeuseWC77 If you check out the Japanese gameplay videos, you'll see this game isn't the Final Fantasy you USED TO know and love. Last Story looks like something else, but that's not a bad thing.
Re: Features: Nintendo Life's Game of the Year 2010 Awards
Hey a 9/10 game can still be a disappointment--maybe they were expecting it to be a 10?
Re: Features: Nintendo Life's Game of the Year 2010 Awards
I'm just glad DKCR didn't win. Take that you damn dirty apes!
@WaveBoy Epic Mickey has enough content to justify buying, but there are better (more fun) platformers on the Wii. Sonic Colors comes to mind.
Re: Nintendo Download: 3rd January 2011 (North America)
@slidecage Nintendo likes to keep you in a state of suspended terror.
Re: Super Mario 64 is a 5-Minute Adventure With the Right Tools
Thanks for posting this Mario 64 video. You just saved me 1000 Wii points!
Re: Talking Point: Your Nintendo Christmas Presents
I got new pants and someone regifted me Little King's Story (which is also pants).
Re: Interviews: Curve Studios - Fluidity / Hydroventure
Spill?! Groooooan. I thought you guys said you were done with the puns. I hope this truly is the last Fluidity article. I'm tried of all the info on this game coming out in drips.
Re: EA: Nintendo Needs to Drop Wii Price, Help Third Parties
I can tell you where that giant bunch of people who grew up with Nintendo in the 80s and 90s went. After the Dreamcast tanked we all bought Xboxes.
Re: Features: Don't Touch my Samus: Metroid's Controversial Turn
Samus does take a back seat. She's like a support character in Other M. Her accomplishments are minor compared to Anthony's and Malkovich's. Samus merely survives wandering around the bottle ship serving primarily to bare witness to what's happening on board. Meanwhile, ==Spoilers== Anthony saves her twice before taking on his final role as deus ex machina and Malkovich stops her from entering Sector 0 because (apparently) he feels she would only get herself killed (my hero!). Samus does help Anthoney fight off a boss monster--I guess you could say she saves him but it's not like he was paralyzed with fear. ==End Spoilers== Samus doesn't have to be cold-blooded but she should be more focused on the mission. She's in a life or death situation--why is she so sentimental and self-conscious? Whether it's humanizing or not why are all the women in this story an emotional wreck while the men are courageous and cool under pressure? Where are their flaws? I think the sexist complaints still have some merit.
Too bad Nintendo didn't let Team Ninja bring back the JUSTIN BAILEY code. If your game is going to be labeled sexist you might as well go the extra mile.
Re: Go Behind the Scenes on Conduit 2 with High Voltage
I didn't find the dialogue at all cringeworthy (but that's probably because the last game I played was Metroid: Other M).
Re: Features: Don't Touch my Samus: Metroid's Controversial Turn
I don't think taking orders from an unlikable CO is what gives the game it's sexist tilt. Samus has been single-handedly saving the day since the original Metroid, in Other M she needs a team of 5 men to continuously save her bacon. Samus is supposedly a famous bounty hunter but all that doesn't matter to her or anyone else in Other M. What does matter is how she couldn't cut it back in the GF. Moreover; Samus is constantly second guessing herself and it paints her as an unlikely hero, a last resort, not the right man for the job. The smell of Misogyny comes from this marginalizing of Samus, having her take a back seat to the men in the same story that she stars in.
Also; I feel bad for G4, don't they know game reviews aren't about informing consumers but placating fans? Tell them what they want to hear, like IGN does.
@JakobG Samus wasn't cute? I doubt Anthoney would look that good in his Zero Suit. And don't forget Samus has worked with the GF, but she doesn't work for them.
Re: Warren Spector Defends Mickey's Maligned Camera System
How could anyone possibly mess up the camera in Mario Galaxy? You run in circles on tiny planetoids. Epic Mickey is much trickier because Mickey is usually boxed in by walls. They don't really compare. I do think Mickey could have learned a thing or two from Mario, though.
Re: Nintendo Download - 10th December 2010 (Europe)
Yeah, downloading Cave Story now might seem like buying the cow when you got the milk for free... after the cow got a face lift.
Re: Nintendo Download - 10th December 2010 (Europe)
Lots of developers work hard. To support the hard work of the original creator is no reason to buy a game. That's like buying Little King's Story because you hate money.
Re: Nintendo Download - 10th December 2010 (Europe)
@Odnetnin The original creator doesn't want your charity.
@Aviator I feel the same way but it is enhanced and playing it on your big screen TV with a controller is better than sitting two inches away from a computer screen.
Re: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom Blocked Marvel vs Capcom 3's Wii Attack
I don't find TvC too simple but maybe that just because I've got Super Smash Bros. to compare it to.
Re: Frobot Funks Up WiiWare on December 20th
This is the worst case of robotic blaxsploitation I've ever come across... well, actually it's the only case.
Re: Fireplacing Gets WiiWare Hot, Hot, Hot from Tomorrow
Looks a bit lame but I'd take it over my $6 download of The Lost Levels in a nanosecond.
Re: Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary is 50Hz Only
This news isn't that bad. Where ever you live in the world aren't we all buying this only to sell it later on eBay in mint condition?
Re: Price Slashing Helps Sonic Colours Jump to UK Top 20
Sometimes I wish Nintendo would slash their prices like Sega, but then they wouldn't be the penny pinchers we all know and love.