Fireplacing Gets WiiWare Hot, Hot, Hot from Tomorrow

I'd rather light my Wii on fire than to buy this pile of trash. Well maybe not but it would produce more heat.

Can't wait for it to be released here. When i saw it, i was really suprised.

Seriously, i'm not joking.

Just light your fire at your own home.As for the review it will probably be a low score.

Are they taking the whizz?

It could be a fun game yet, though. As long as it allowed you to shovel all the crapware companies like these dump onto WiiWare onto the virtual fire and bask in its toxic blue flames.

Excuse me:

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That was the sound of me banging my head against the keyboard.

This is as boring as watching paint dry. Probably the new hit in the charts.

What will they think of next? How stupid.

and such a deal at 500 points...

Why would I need a fireplace in 60+ degree weather?

Heck, maybe I'd get it if it was free!!!

A fireplace? LMAO...oh god.

I need a demo if this!

This, a bottle of bubbly, and some Tom Jones records...
Your trip to heaven has just been booked.

TIP: Throw on a smoking jacket, and stick a pipe in your mouth, for added sensuality!

I tell you, games are getting weirder and weirder by the week.

Automatic mode: Press 1x A-Button.
Manual mode: Press 3x A-Button.

I thought they were taking the easy way out and just charging you for downloading a video of a real fireplace.
Actually, I wish that was still in there, because this sim doesn't look entirely convincing, but it does look like fun to use a virtual fire poker and stirring up some embers.

I already smell the burning logs. Or maybe that's just the sarcasm wafting from that article.
This doesn't actually look too bad for what it does. Then again, if the preview and comments about it are this funny, I can't wait 'til it gets roasted in the reviews.

Why does this game exist? Who's seriously going to buy this for 500 wiiware points? The game's the equivalent of watching paint dry, SO MUCH FUN! When, I buy a game from Wiiware I expect to be entertained and actually involved in the game, not just watching a stupid virtual flame for an hour. If this gets a good review, I'm going to be pissed. The idea alone for this game alone is stupid and not to mention you can have the game itself set the fire for you.

This is going to revolutionize gaming, forever.

Considering that there are fireplace DVDs on amazon from around $10 to $15 I think 500 points would be considered a deal

My ears are burning.

Might come in handy for Xmas... it's actually cold where I am. 500 isn't too much of a setback either... since I don't exactly have a fireplace

OMG GOTY FTW.

i'm not gonna bash it. 5 dollars might be pushing it but if it's realistic then having a screensaver on your big tv like that can be good for ambience.

You guys should shut up about the paint drying, you're giving them ideas...

This is the future of video games.

It's just a Hunk ahunka of burnin craaaaAP.

Can you toast marshmallows in it?

Holy smokes, I better grab my s'mores kit!

There's also a channel with a fireplace on it during Christmas Eve and day, and it even plays Christmas music. Oh yeah, and it is free.

If they come up for a Virtual Window where I can look outside to see the rolling hills and cute bunny rabbits running along a babbling brook, I'm buying it.

Instant buy for me. There has been more than one time I've wanted something like this on my wii, now I will.

Whats next?
Fluidity VS Fireplacing?

And this is why most gamers don't take the Wii seriously.

I'll wait for the review before purchasing. Oh, hang-on, it's out in the States first?

Whatever.

I'd buy it.

No, really.

You can get more warmth by burning a $5 bill

ha i think ill pass. i mean i get the fire place setting theme whatever haha and as for real heat ill just keep my 360 on as it heats up my whole room im set lol

Hey, can I review it?

action packed trailer, woop woop!

This reminds me of a Christmas episode of "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" where a yule log videotape was used on Christmas Eve.

I'd never buy it myself, but my family has never used our fireplace in the nearly 17 years since we had our house built, and we do have the TV to which my Wii is connected sitting right in front of our fireplace, so I'll seriously ask my parents if they want to waste, I mean, spend 5 bucks on it. (I buy 1000 Points, and they give me $5.)

hyper realistic? that looked like garbage.tell those devs to flush their yule logs next time rather than trying to sell their pieces of @#$% on the wii.

I'm saving my holiday money for actual games this year.Pass.

There's something depressing about this, especially the suggestions of Valentines' Day romance. Can you imagine snuggling up with your loved one in front of this?

I hope this is like fireplaces in the Sims, and nearby decorative objects can catch fire. That'd make it worth $5.

I have to be honest - sometimes I think "I wish my fireplace had a virtual mode" so it's not too warm if I'm sat in front of it after having the heating on. However I always think that whilst watching TV or playing on the Wii so not a solution.

I think I could use this right now it is cold up here .

Looks a bit lame but I'd take it over my $6 download of The Lost Levels in a nanosecond.