I think I speak for all of us who play games AND occasionally go outdoors and/or talk to girls when I say 'this falls under the umbrella of 's**t no-one cares about"
A close-run thing between Xenoblade and Zelda for me. Voted Xnoblade on the grounds that it's destroyed my life between September and well....last week.
I liked his 'drawing pass patterns for Madden' comment, that would be ideal for FIFA/PES - imagine the precision individual player control you get with sticks/buttons, plus the ability to precisely pick your passes...
At the risk of trivialising the deep hurt some of you are feeling - IT'S JUST A COMPUTER GAME. You won't doe if you don't play it. Go outdoors and get some sunshine.
Massively misleading headline. The key phrase is 'Meta-analyses reveal that violent video game EFFECT SIZES are larger than the effect of second hand tobacco smoke on lung cancer, the effect of lead exposure to I.Q. scores in children, and calcium intake on bone mass. ' Effect size of a measure of the strength between two variables in a study. It's NOT saying 'games are worse for you than smoking' it's saying 'there's quite a strong corealation between findings and theory'.
Intriguing. There's been a lack of quality releases on Wiiware since Christmas, this could be a cracker if updated properly and not just lazily ported.
There's a HUGE reserve of untapped C64 games out there BEGGING for a VC release. I came to consoles somewhat late in life(my first console, as opposed to a 'computer' was a PSOne) and so a lot of old console games don't have that nostalgia element so important in seeing past some of the more outdated aspects of play, but c64 games? Now we're talking.
The C64 version of Turrican(arguably THE definitive version), CREATURES, Infiltaror, Elite, Mercenary, Speedball 2.....I could go on for hours here..
Having played the demo I can't disagree more. The controls are heavy whichever method you use, you die apparently arbitrarily and the whole look and presentation of the thing is painfully reverent to the 16 bit era that it's desperately trying to be part of.
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Re: Namco Bandai Shouts "Thundercats, Ho!"
I bet it's even more rubbish than the real Thundercats.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles Hits North America on 6th April
Up there with Skyrim in the 'best RPG of this generation' stakes.
Re: Yet Another Zelda Timeline Proposed
I think I speak for all of us who play games AND occasionally go outdoors and/or talk to girls when I say 'this falls under the umbrella of 's**t no-one cares about"
Re: Link's Awakening DX is 2011's Best-Selling 3DS VC Game
Link's Awakening is still an astonishing technical achievement, when you consider the specs they were working under.
Re: Review: Tetris (3DS Virtual Console / Game Boy)
The DEFINITIVE version of Tetris. End. Of.
Re: Game of the Year: You Decide!
A close-run thing between Xenoblade and Zelda for me. Voted Xnoblade on the grounds that it's destroyed my life between September and well....last week.
Re: Centipede Infestation's Weapons Trailer is Old School
Wow, this looks like it has some varied gameplay with lots of weapons that play completely differently to each other.
Re: Dragon Quest X Goes Online for Wii and Wii U
I know judging on graphics alone is a mistake but my word that's an AWFUL looking screenshot. Is it a mock-up?
Re: First Impressions: MotoHeroz (WiiWare)
1500 points? This is going have to get World Of Goo level reviews or have longevity of the FFCCMLAK level to persuade me I fear.
Re: Super Mario Galaxy and Twilight Princess Go Budget in Europe
Bought, completed and traded SMG, bought, got bored rigid with all the brown and traded TP.
Now, Paper Mario...
Re: Catch Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2 in October, Europe
Gives me time to buy and complete Inazuma Eleven then!
Re: Points Burning a Hole in Your Pocket? Try Burn the Rope
At that price, I'm a afraid not(geddit).
Re: New Zelda: Skyward Sword Trailer is Right on Target
Wow. Lots less brown than TP.
Re: EA CEO Loves the Wii U
I liked his 'drawing pass patterns for Madden' comment, that would be ideal for FIFA/PES - imagine the precision individual player control you get with sticks/buttons, plus the ability to precisely pick your passes...
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles is Coming Early, UK & Europe
Ooooh, just in time for my week off work!
Re: Captain America: Super Soldier
Bet it's rubbish.
Re: Localisation Evidence Grows as Pandora's Tower Demoed at Expo
At the risk of trivialising the deep hurt some of you are feeling - IT'S JUST A COMPUTER GAME. You won't doe if you don't play it. Go outdoors and get some sunshine.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles Bundle Pack is Beautiful
Will probably get this, although I'm a bit wary of what wikipedia describes as a combat system similar to FFXII's..
Re: Review: Airport Mania: First Flight (WiiWare)
Oh God. Just Dl'ed this. Just one more go. Then I'll do that thing.
Re: Fils-Aime: "3DS Didn't Launch Prematurely"
It's an expensive piece of kit with an uninspiring range of launch titles possibly?
Re: Review: SSX Tricky (GameCube)
SSX3 is the boss of this series. This is the 'Vice City' of SSX. The one which inexplicably gets the most fan-love, despite not being the best.
Re: Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2 Trailer now Recruited
Oooooh Pokemon Quest!
Re: Take a Closer Look at the Wii U Console
@2 - that'll be because it's backwards compatible with the wii. Bit pointless NOT having a slot for a sensor bar.
Re: Talking Point: What's in a Console Colour?
I personally favour old-skool C64 beige.
Re: Games Do More Damage Than Passive Smoking, says Doctor
Massively misleading headline. The key phrase is 'Meta-analyses reveal that violent video game EFFECT SIZES are larger than the effect of second hand tobacco smoke on lung cancer, the effect of lead exposure to I.Q. scores in children, and calcium intake on bone mass. '
Effect size of a measure of the strength between two variables in a study.
It's NOT saying 'games are worse for you than smoking' it's saying 'there's quite a strong corealation between findings and theory'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_size
Re: Review: FAST - Racing League (WiiWare)
Been reading good things about this all week, now off to buy it.
Re: Developer Blog Excavates More Details on Dr Lautrec
They should have just called it 'I can't believe it's not Layton' and had done with it.
Re: A Dragon Quest Collection for Wii Draws Near!
£25 quid for three 8 and 16 bit games? Pass.
Re: Talking Point: Can Nintendo's Next Console Top Wii's Success?
I suspect that sales will be less than of the wii.
Look at the PS2's sales as opposed to the PS3.
Re: Review: SSX 3 (GCN)
This is outstanding. One of the finest games of the last generation, in a any format. I'm now on my third copy.
Re: MDK 2 Shoots for 1000 of Your Nintendo Points on 9th May
Intriguing. There's been a lack of quality releases on Wiiware since Christmas, this could be a cracker if updated properly and not just lazily ported.
Re: Sorry Everyone, There Was No Monster Hunter 3DS Reveal
I can't imagine a handheld version of MH being anything other than a wrist-aching nightmare, lord knows the controls are 'unique' as it is..
Re: Sony CEO Refers to Nintendo Handhelds as "Babysitting Tools"
I think this sort of thing falls under the large umbrella of 's**t no-one cares about' ultimately.
Re: Your First Look at Pandora's Tower is Below These Words
Looks to have elements of God Of War to me.
Re: Captain America and Thor Trailers Power-Up Wii Together
I BET they're BOTH rubbish.
Re: Nintendo Download: 1st April 2011 (Europe)
No wiiware?
Nintendo doesn't care about this service
Re: Review: Inazuma Eleven (DS)
I say 'French speaking nation' when I mean 'has a large number of the populace who speak French'.
The offer still stands..
Re: Review: Inazuma Eleven (DS)
Canada is a French speaking nation is it not?
I may be able to do you a deal....
Re: Review: Inazuma Eleven (DS)
Hell yes, it's on its way back as I write this.
Although I was VERY tempted to try and ebay it off to some other mug
Re: Review: Inazuma Eleven (DS)
When's the English version officially coming out?
I bought a copy off of Pixmania.
Only to find it all in French...
Re: Features: Games That Should Already Be on Virtual Console
I've said this before and I'll say it again.
There's a HUGE reserve of untapped C64 games out there BEGGING for a VC release. I came to consoles somewhat late in life(my first console, as opposed to a 'computer' was a PSOne) and so a lot of old console games don't have that nostalgia element so important in seeing past some of the more outdated aspects of play, but c64 games? Now we're talking.
The C64 version of Turrican(arguably THE definitive version), CREATURES, Infiltaror, Elite, Mercenary, Speedball 2.....I could go on for hours here..
Re: MotoHeroz Trailer Should Get You All Revved-Up
My first impression of that, looking at it?
'Micro Machines' in 2D.
Re: Proof that Inazuma Eleven Really Is Out in the UK
I've just looked for this on Amazon.
It STARTS at 56 quid..
Re: Mario and His Sporty Friends Go to Court in February
Now....the online mode could be a deal-maker here, wasn't previously THAT interested in this..
Re: EA: Nintendo Needs to Drop Wii Price, Help Third Parties
Perhaps if third party companies bothered to actually market their games like Nintendo do...
Re: New Kirby Patches Have Club Nintendo Rewards All Sewn Up
I've said this before and I'll say it again.
Other than wii points, is there anything on Club Nintendo which isn't tat?
Re: Review: Airport Mania: First Flight (WiiWare)
When's this coming to the EU then?
Re: Nintendo Download: 12th November (Europe)
there's 'hard' and there's 'needlessly difficult due to poor controls'. CTDX is the latter.
Re: Review: Chronos Twins DX (WiiWare)
Having played the demo I can't disagree more. The controls are heavy whichever method you use, you die apparently arbitrarily and the whole look and presentation of the thing is painfully reverent to the 16 bit era that it's desperately trying to be part of.
Re: Nintendo Download: 12th November (Europe)
I'm well pleased with the Chronos Twins demo.
I was contemplating buying this, now I've played the demo I've it's got heavy controls, is confusing and plain unfriendly.
Money saved here.