Topic: Interesting Facts About Yourself

I'm overweight, spiteful, hateful, cynical, and lustful.

But hey, I guess my friends have to like me for some reason.

Yep, with the exception of the food list.

For another interesting fact about myself, I can't snap my fingers but I can burp on command.

I can snap other people's fingers, so they can stop typing how they can't snap their fingers.

I can read minds but only some

How very generous of you, Sir. I'm pro-snap, and I believe that if we all work together, we can live in a world where no one ever has to feel left out just because they can't snap their fingers. If only there were more people like you.

Another interesting fact, YOU'VE PLAGIARIZED MY LIFE!

I like pizza.

I can change the pitch of my voice easily, reaching both high and low pitch. Therefore able to make and sometimes imitate funny voices.
I actually really like vegetables, such as spinach, jicama, cabbage, cucumber, etc. Almost as much as dessert, lol.
And I really like to eat spaghetti half-cooked (cooked and raw is good too.)

I can't believe I didn't say the actual interesting fact about myself I tell people in real life when they ask this!
I can sing all the Pokemon openings up to the first season of Diamond and Pearl. (After that I stopped watching.) If I counted correctly that's 11 Pokemon themes I know all the words to. ... ...yeah, I really like Pokemon.

I have Asperger's Syndrome. (Being completely serious this time.)

I have two thyroid conditions, and I've had them both since 2008.
Hypo-thyroidism and Hashimoto Thyroidism.
:3
They are sorta annoying, but I deal x3.

I like every vegetable except for green beans.

I eat every 4 hours. I gained 30 lbs. in 3 weeks once. I can eat a Chipotle burrito in 3 1/2 minutes. I weigh 210 lbs, out of shape at the moment, and am 5' 10", but can still manage to touch a college height basketball hoop.
I'm fast and can do front/back flips on a trampoline. I jumped off the trampoline over the safety net and didn't die. I kicked a garage door when I was 10 over and over til I broke through.
I play video games and know alot about gadgets. I know how to drift in a real car. I used to run track and held the 300 meter hurdle record in my league during high school, but I'm not sure if I still do.

That should be enough...

EDIT: Oh ya, when I was in good shape weighing 170 lbs, I could bench press 205 lbs., and squat 275 lbs. Curl 45 lbs. on each arm. I'm really out of shape now, but once you do it, you know it's not impossible, especially since I'm actually more of a grown adult now.

I memorized the order and names of every KIU Chapter and boss. I also memorized most all the dialogue in the game.
And, I'm the biggest KIU fan you'll ever meet, most likely.

I am very curious. It's a blessing (motivates me to learn) and a curse (I get way too distracted from important stuff).

Maybe it's me, but while I'm fine with flavorful foods, I also like foods with little flavor like bread

my hamster is acutally shigeru miyamoto under high nuclear radiation

I have two supernumerary nipples.

i no longer have a thyroid.

I have a blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do, a green belt in traditional Okinawan Karate, a yellow belt in Okinawan Kobudo (weapons like Bo, Nunchuk, Sai etc,) took three years of Tai Chi, and also did some training in Ju Jitsu.