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Would you go home sick? Or would you tell her? Or would you hide in the bathroom? This is a purely hypothetical question, but swift help would be appreciated.

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I would die.

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sykotek

...go around to other coworkers and ask them if they smell something...smells...freaking terrible, then walk to her desk area and then walk back to your coworker and say it smells like barf over there...then start a rumor that she might be pregnant and walk up to her and say congratulations. When she asks for what, say you heard through the grapevine that she's...you know, expecting. Congratulations, you're in the clear. You're welcome.

What is the meaning of life? That's so easy, the answer is TETRIS.

Jamouse

sykotek wrote:

...go around to other coworkers and ask them if they smell something...smells...freaking terrible, then walk to her desk area and then walk back to your coworker and say it smells like barf over there...then start a rumor that she might be pregnant and walk up to her and say congratulations. When she asks for what, say you heard through the grapevine that she's...you know, expecting. Congratulations, you're in the clear. You're welcome.

Seems like you know what you're talking about. I take it then that this situation has happened to you before?

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sykotek

@Jamouse: Eh...no comment. It'll work though, that I'm sure.

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nickcarney

I barf out butterflies and rainbows so I don't quite see what the problem would be.

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I would go home sick.

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Portista

How do you know I did it on accident? .....

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I would clean it up at super fast speed!

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LordTendoboy

Portisanta wrote:

How do you know I did it on accident? .....

Quick question:

Why would you prefer Battlefield on the Xbox 360 when it's a multiplatform game? It's the same game on PS3 and Xbox 360.

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James

What?

This is an important question and we need to keep it on topic, people.

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StuffyStuff

I don't think I've involuntarily barfed since I was a little kid. What if that coworker punched me in the stomach? Responsibility is given to the puncher at that point. I usually feel better after a good barfing, so I would wash my mouth out and get back to work.

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Soviet-Dictator

LordTendoboy wrote:

Portisanta wrote:

How do you know I did it on accident? .....

Quick question:

Why would you prefer Battlefield on the Xbox 360 when it's a multiplatform game? It's the same game on PS3 and Xbox 360.

Because we pay for Xbox Live, which is better than psn.

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if i were to barf in my coworker's desk, it would be no accident — of that I can assure you >:3

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briunj04 wrote:

Would you go home sick? Or would you tell her? Or would you hide in the bathroom? This is a purely hypothetical question, but swift help would be appreciated.

By "hypothetical", do you mean you actually did it?

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Knux

briunj04 wrote:

Would you go home sick? Or would you tell her? Or would you hide in the bathroom? This is a purely hypothetical question, but swift help would be appreciated.

Why would you want to barf on your hot co-worker?

''Accidentally'' barf on one of your annoying male co-workers or better yet, your boss. That will produce amazing results.

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