This is Miyamoto. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Here's a list: Beyond Oasis Golden Axe Golden Axe 2 Golden Axe: Revenge of Death Adder Gunstar Heroes Road Rash Road Rash 2 Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Lunar Lunar 2 Wonder Boy in Monster World Monster World IV Ristar Shining Force Shining Force 2 Shining Force 3 Silpheed Streets of Rage Streets of Rage 2 Streets of Rage 3
You know, I've never heard the word 'shmup' until yesterday. I've seen it 5 times since then in unrelated articles. I don't like the word 'shmup'. That is all - Andy Rooney signing off.
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Re: Talking Point: What Is The Most Frustrated You've Ever Been With A Video Game?
Battletoads.
Re: Feature: The 15 Best Zelda Bosses, Ranked
Number 1? You guessed it.... Frank Stallone. But seriously, no horsehead?
Re: PowerWash Simulator Seemingly Arrives On Switch Soon
Re: Atlus Is Preparing Several New Game Announcements For 2023
Unannounced titles hmm? Gotta be The Karate Kid switch port.
Re: Konami Supposedly Has Multiple Unannounced Projects In The Works
Finally, Goonies 3!
Re: Feature: The Top 15 Legend Of Zelda Dungeons Of All Time, Ranked
Level 9 & Great Palace
Re: Pompom: The Great Space Rescue Looks Like A Lost SNES Platformer, Switch Demo Out Now
it's Gyromite 2!
Re: Talking Point: What's Your Favourite Music Track From A Nintendo Game?
Super Mario Land - Pipe music
Re: Random: Game Boy Fan Demake For 'Better Call Saul' Looks Like The Perfect Adaptation
They should make a spinoff kid's cartoon series Slippin' Jimmy
Re: Poll: So, How Do You Pronounce 'Live A Live'?
Come on, we all know it's "fax ANNA doo"
Re: Poll: So, How Do You Pronounce 'Live A Live'?
@BloodNinja lol gotcha
Re: Poll: So, How Do You Pronounce 'Live A Live'?
Liver? There's no R in the title.
Re: Surreal Murder Mystery 'Lord Winklebottom Investigates' Coming This Summer
Re: Feature: 10 Famous Franchises That Would Make Great Warriors Games
Excitebike Warriors
Re: Random: Of Course "This Is Miyamoto" Has Become A Meme
This is Miyamoto. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Re: Feature: Will These 10 Classic JRPGs Ever Come To Switch?
I just want Lunar 1 & 2
Re: Nintendo Wants To Know What Switch "Groups" You've Created Since The Latest Firmware Update
None. It's an extra step so I'll probably never use it.
Re: Save Up To 50 Percent With Kemco's 'Mega Holiday Sale'
Where's Rescue: The Embassy Mission?
Re: Back Page: We Forced A Bot To Read Nintendo News, And It Wrote Its Own Headlines
We don't hear much about Bred anymore, ever since he bit Yoshi.
Re: Take A Look Behind The Scenes Of The Alfred Hitchcock - Vertigo Soundtrack
Re: Alfred Hitchcock - Vertigo Gets A Stylish Story Trailer, Switch Version Now In 2022
Spot on Jimmy Stewart impression!
Re: Funky Video Game Music - Groovy Playlist
You're telling me this wasn't good enough to make the list? https://youtu.be/u1Xv2lGfh3k
Re: Feature: 10 Of The Most Blatant Snack Sponsorships In Retro Gaming History
Yo Noid! Yo Noid!
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl #44 - Super C / Probotector II
Hey, what's with the robuts?
Re: Limited Run Games Reveals Streets Of Rage 4 Collector's Edition
I'll give them 3 bucks for a stress chicken.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl #40 - Mega Man
Obviously it's NA.
Re: Poll: How Do You Pronounce These Nintendo-Related Words?
Re: Natsume Announces Indie Partner Program, Cosmic Defenders Revealed As First Game
Re: Random: Were Banjo And Kazooie Named After A Nintendo President's Grandchild And Son?
Re: Become A Giraffe Detective In Lord Winklebottom Investigates, Coming To Switch Next Year
Re: Feature: Which Retro Classics Do You Want To See Come To Sega AGES On Switch?
Here's a list:
Beyond Oasis
Golden Axe
Golden Axe 2
Golden Axe: Revenge of Death Adder
Gunstar Heroes
Road Rash
Road Rash 2
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Lunar
Lunar 2
Wonder Boy in Monster World
Monster World IV
Ristar
Shining Force
Shining Force 2
Shining Force 3
Silpheed
Streets of Rage
Streets of Rage 2
Streets of Rage 3
Re: The Temple of Yog Version 1.1 Update is Being Approved
I'm goin hungryyyyy
Re: Rhythmic Rail Shooter Cosmophony Is Coming To The Wii U eShop
@OneBagTravel
Re: Australian Classification Board Rates Xtreme Sports for 3DS Virtual Console
Re: Review: Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (3DS eShop / NES)
I'd give it a 7. Still fun to play today. I'll be playing this game until my eyebrows grow back!
Re: Bike Rider DX2: Galaxy Aims to Pedal to the West in 2014
Bike Rider DX2: Galaxy? Hello! Day 1 purchase.
Re: Super Ubie Land Will Recieve Another Name Change Before Hitting The Wii U eShop
Kid Niki: Radical Ninja
Re: Moshi Monsters: Katsuma Unleashed Now Available On 3DS And DS In The UK
Demeanor?
Re: River City Ransom: Underground Dev Wants To Bring The Game To 3DS And Wii U
Hello! I'd definitely pick this up for the 3ds!
Re: Review: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (Wii U eShop / NES)
@theadrock13
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4104/5166465451_ded900eaf8_z.jpg
Re: SEGA Genesis Shooter, Steel Empire, to Get the 3DS eShop Remake Treatment
@Platypus101 haha yeah Karnov was a nutty game. Frustrating as all hell to play too with that freakin ladder.
Re: SEGA Genesis Shooter, Steel Empire, to Get the 3DS eShop Remake Treatment
You know, I've never heard the word 'shmup' until yesterday. I've seen it 5 times since then in unrelated articles. I don't like the word 'shmup'. That is all - Andy Rooney signing off.
Re: Feature: Why EA and Nintendo's Partnership Is Big News
Road Rash?
Re: Enclave Finally Steps Out of the Shadows on 22nd May
@XCWarrior Yep, don't judge a game by it's box art. Lest we forget - Megaman 1.
Re: Review: Metroid (3DS eShop / NES)
One of my favorite games ever. I'd still give it a 10.
Re: Deep Silver Signs Back to the Future for Europe
"We may have to blast!"
Re: Konami Dissolving Hudson Soft
So I guess this kills any chance for a Milon sequel?
Re: New Patents Reveal Balance Board Motorcycle Game
Road Rash would be pretty neato, actually punching people off bikes haha.. I'd buy that!
Re: Nintendo Download: 24th January 2011 (North America)
@Stuffgamer1: You and I both... bring on Faxanadu!