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Grumblevolcano

"While we understand that the Switch is selling well currently, we believe that interest in the system will sharply drop once the powerhouse Xbox One X is released."

Grumblevolcano

Switch Friend Code: SW-2595-6790-2897 | 3DS Friend Code: 3926-6300-7087 | Nintendo Network ID: GrumbleVolcano

NaviAndMii

"The genie we use to port our games to other platforms says that we've run out of wishes"

๐ŸŽฎ SNES ๐ŸŽฎ N64 ๐ŸŽฎ GB ๐ŸŽฎ GG ๐ŸŽฎ PC ๐ŸŽฎ PS2 ๐ŸŽฎ GC ๐ŸŽฎ PSP ๐ŸŽฎ Wii ๐ŸŽฎ X360 ๐ŸŽฎ PS4 ๐ŸŽฎ MDC ๐ŸŽฎ Switch ๐ŸŽฎ

Currently Playing (Online):

PS4: GT Sport (DR: D, SR: S)

Switch: Mario Kart 8 DX (R: 8500, B: 2000) | Splatoon 2 (Lvl: 46, RM: A-, SZ: B+, TC: A)

Switch Nickname: TomCatโ˜…

Switch Friend Code: SW-0427-7196-3801 | My Nintendo: NaviAndMii

Bunkerneath

"We really cannot be bothered with this console"

I AM ERROR

Switch Friend Code: SW-5538-4050-1819 | 3DS Friend Code: 1633-4650-1215 | My Nintendo: Bunkerneath | Nintendo Network ID: Bunkerneat

Meowpheel

shaneoh wrote:

"The goat entrails have told us that now is not a good time to release our game for the Switch."

It's not like I'd expect them to port God of War anyway.

Meowph, that's right!

Oh look! A Morphloggery.
Oh! eShop Gurus.

3DS Friend Code: 0173-1330-0080 | My Nintendo: Abgarok | Nintendo Network ID: Abgarok

NEStalgia

"We're absolutely going to be watching Switch. No question we'll be watching it closely to see what happens. But for right now we have nothing to announce. We're still not convinced that kid that told us it prints money was telling the truth. I don't even see a slot."

NEStalgia

NEStalgia

"I'm really excited about the Switch. I think it's a very Nintendo-like console, which is a wonderful thing. I wouldn't rule anything out, but right now we're working beyond capacity, and it wouldn't be a good time to add new platform support. If there's enough demand we'd certainly give it some consideration, but for now, we want to keep things really focused on the best experience on our currently supported platforms: Playstation 4, Playstation 4 Pro, XBox One, XBox One S, XBox One X, XBox One, PC and Steam, SNES Classic Mini, Wonder Swan, and the 3DO platform."

Edited on by NEStalgia

NEStalgia

Krull

We cannot develop anything for the Switch at this time. As we are based in Salem, we burn Switches on sight. Begone, foul Nintendo beasts.

Switch ID: 5948-6652-1589

ogo79

because a sega genesis is truly all youll ever want/need

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

StuTwo

We can't develop for the Switch because we're busy washing our hair.

Our game won't work on Switch because Mars is ascendant in the sphere of Jupiter and one of the dev team is a Gemini so he's due to go on a long sea voyage any day now.

Our game won't work on Switch because it features an ice level, the Switch gets really hot and we're worried it'll melt the virtual snow.

StuTwo

NEStalgia

"Our version of Scrabble allows you to feel like you're really placing the wooden tiles on the board, so realistically, it's like actually playing a board game. With Switch, it has motion controls, right? So since it's a handheld with motion detection, we're worried that players might accidentally knock the pieces from the board. It's just not the right environment for a Scrabble game. It's a great machine though, I'm really happy for Nintendo. I'm still not done Zelda yet!"

NEStalgia

LuckyLand

We cannot port our game to Switch because we are very busy trying to follow a weird frog we saw went into a weird hole in the ground and killing random mutants in the process. The weird frog is more important than Nintendo Switch because of reasons

LuckyLand

BigBadJohn

We can't bring our game to the Switch because we are washing our hair.

SW-5512-0541-9236

Name the movie quote "Toolshed!"

NaviAndMii

"Long story short: Bill Trinen unfollowed me on Twitter - and that really hurt my feelings...if you have a problem with me not porting the game to the Switch, take it up with him."

๐ŸŽฎ SNES ๐ŸŽฎ N64 ๐ŸŽฎ GB ๐ŸŽฎ GG ๐ŸŽฎ PC ๐ŸŽฎ PS2 ๐ŸŽฎ GC ๐ŸŽฎ PSP ๐ŸŽฎ Wii ๐ŸŽฎ X360 ๐ŸŽฎ PS4 ๐ŸŽฎ MDC ๐ŸŽฎ Switch ๐ŸŽฎ

Currently Playing (Online):

PS4: GT Sport (DR: D, SR: S)

Switch: Mario Kart 8 DX (R: 8500, B: 2000) | Splatoon 2 (Lvl: 46, RM: A-, SZ: B+, TC: A)

Switch Nickname: TomCatโ˜…

Switch Friend Code: SW-0427-7196-3801 | My Nintendo: NaviAndMii

GrailUK

"We r uncapabel ov maykin thu Swich vurshon. Luk at uz. We carnt even spell!"
"We took a PS4 to a basketball court to try to get inspiration for the port. After 47 attempts, our boys from downtown made the Swish version."

Edited on by GrailUK

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

Switch FC: SW-0287-5760-4611

Ryu_Niiyama

"Our game won't come to switch because it has too many buttons. We don't have 13 fingers you know."

drink

Taiko is good for the soul. Let the drums fill you with FIRE! Hoisa!
Japanese NNID:RyuNiiyamajp
Switch FC: SW-2230-0265-0353
Team Cupcake! 11/15/14 I'm a Dream Fighter. Perfume is Love, Perfume is Life.
Villanova University: 2016 NCAA Champs! GO NOVA NATION! 2008 Alumna

3DS Friend Code: 3737-9849-8413 | Nintendo Network ID: RyuNiiyama

Meowpheel

We can't bring our game to the switch because the controller has the exact amount of buttons the game needs.

Meowph, that's right!

Oh look! A Morphloggery.
Oh! eShop Gurus.

3DS Friend Code: 0173-1330-0080 | My Nintendo: Abgarok | Nintendo Network ID: Abgarok

GrailUK

"A Switch version? Oh dear, quite impossible. There is no way you can fit a Blu-ray disc in that tiny slot...we've tried..."
"Erm...we still don't know if it's an under powered home console or a powerful hand held."

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

Switch FC: SW-0287-5760-4611

GrailUK

"Our game uses the Unreal engine. It will be available as an unreal download."

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

Switch FC: SW-0287-5760-4611

JaxonH

Because the install base only represents X percent of the market ie it won't sell enough copies

[proceeds to port JRPG to Xbox One]

PLAYING
Switch: Xenoblade 2, Skyrim, Resident Evil Revelations 1/2
New 3DS:
PS4 Pro:
PSVR: Skyrim VR, DOOM VFR
Vita:
X1X: Wolfenstein 2
PC:

Jesus is Lord.

3DS Friend Code: 1160-9763-9374 | Nintendo Network ID: JaxonH

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