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Tyranexx

"There's going to be a mainline Pokemon game on the Switch? We're pulling development for our game, then. Those Pokemon games have too much water."

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Currently playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Monster Hunter Stories (Demo), Kirby Super Star (SNES Classic)

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Knuckles-Fajita

Team Ice Cream lost the Splatfest so we arent bringing our game to Switch now. Switch owners dont like ice cream.

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StuTwo

Our game won't work on Switch because one night I had a dream. In it an angelic apparition of Satoru Iwata appeared before me exuding a sense of perfect calm and serenity. He made no noise but I could see his lips moving. They seemed to say something like 'bring it to Switch and you will sell millions of copies'... Needless to say I'm terrified of ghosts so this has put me off ever publishing anything on a Nintendo console ever again.

StuTwo

Switch Friend Code: SW-6338-4534-2507

CaPPa

We'd like to bring the game to the Switch but we don't feel that the climate is right at the moment.

We'd like to bring the game to the Switch but we're not sure how we'd use the consoles features.

We'd like to bring the game to the Switch but it's just not the right platform for it.

We'd like to bring the game to the Switch but it's not really suited to touchscreen devices.

We'd like to bring the game to the Switch but only games with Mario in the title sell on the platform.

We'd like to bring the game to the Switch but it's selling really well on the other systems right now, once we have exhausted those sales and it is in the sub $20 bargin bin we'll consider porting it to the Switch at full price with some features removed.

We want as many people as possible to enjoy our game so we expanded the platforms to include Xbox One X, PS4 Pro, Mac, Ouya, Atari Jaguar and Amstrad CPC; but we have no plans for a Switch version now or in the forseeable future.

We really like the Switch, it's our favorite console at the moment, but we have no plans to bring any games to it.

CaPPa

Grumblevolcano

"We'd like to bring the game to Switch but there's no proper voice chat system. Voice chat via a smartphone app is a complete joke."

Grumblevolcano

Switch Friend Code: SW-2595-6790-2897 | 3DS Friend Code: 3926-6300-7087 | Nintendo Network ID: GrumbleVolcano

StuTwo

We can't bring our game to Switch because it's just nowhere near as good as Zelda so we'd rather stick to formats where we don't have to compete against it for attention or sales.

We can't bring our games to Switch because our management team is too busy at the moment preparing the game for release on PS4 at the same time as finishing the first year of their MBAs.

We can't bring our game to Switch because realistically rendered eyebrows are an intrinsic part of the game. Switch doesn't quite have the power to render them so it'd look like they were drawn on and that wouldn't be good for anyone.

We can't bring our game to Switch because it's a 100 hour game and the Switch only has a 2 hour battery life - no one will ever be able to complete it.

StuTwo

Switch Friend Code: SW-6338-4534-2507

NaviAndMii

We we're going to port our game over but, as you can see, we ran out of port..

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LuckyLand

"I'll be honest, I hate Switch. I hate Nintendo. But Switch really is the worst thing they could come up with. And since I don't like the Switch of course it is basically crap and I just want to avoid it by all means. Also I tried to port one of my mediocre and boring games on a Nintendo console before and it didn't sell as much as I wanted so I really think Nintendo fans are hopeless"

"We are really big fans of Nintendo and this is the problem we just can't stop playing Game Boy games with the emulator on our PSP, so we don't have time to port our game"

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Grumblevolcano

"We aren't releasing any of our games on Switch until Nintendo localizes Mother 3!"

Grumblevolcano

Switch Friend Code: SW-2595-6790-2897 | 3DS Friend Code: 3926-6300-7087 | Nintendo Network ID: GrumbleVolcano

BigBadJohn

We aren't porting our game as we are busy playing splatoon.

SW-5512-0541-9236

Name the movie quote "Toolshed!"

DEAD

"We're not going to release our game to switch because they have no guns in their games, Splatoon doesn't count, you're wrong, I'm right, shut up"

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I AM YOU, YOU ARE ME, WE'RE THE SAME!

BigBadJohn

We are not bringing VC to the Switch because if we ask punters to pay for The Legend of Zelda for the fourth time they will probably lose their sh*t!

mixing it up a bit

SW-5512-0541-9236

Name the movie quote "Toolshed!"

LuckyLand

We are not bringing Virtual console to the Switch because we think it is better to waste one more HDMI connector, one more electric socket, and force you to buy all the 21 games we decided at once and nothing else than just those 21, obviously is by far smarter this way

I used to be a ripple user like you, then I took The Arrow in the knee

NaviAndMii

It's not coming to the Switch because it doesn't have enough buttons - to be quite honest, a keyboard doesn't even have enough buttons...the only device we've found that is compatible with our game is this:

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Knuckles-Fajita

Our game won't come to Switch because the wind is blowing that way. And thats a bad omen. The juju is all wrong and I nedd to fung shui my room in which a Switch dev kit has no use.

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Tyranexx

"We refuse to make our game for the Switch because Chuck Norris likes the PS Vita a lot better."

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Currently playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Monster Hunter Stories (Demo), Kirby Super Star (SNES Classic)

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ThomGee

"Our game cannot come to the Switch because someone made a mean Nintendo Life thread about our totally legitimate reasons why our games can't come to the Switch and we're too busy trying to copyright claim it."

"Our game can't come to the Switch because we received an e-mail from a Nigerian prince who will give us thousands of dollars, so we no longer make games."

I, for one, welcome our new Nintendo overlords.

My Nintendo: ThomGee | Nintendo Network ID: WakerOfWindsHD

ogo79

because were capcom and weve been payed off by sony to not put games like disney afternoon and the likes.

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

Knuckles-Fajita

We cant put our game on Switch because the 13th Doctor is a women! Ruined forever!

But in all seriousness that announcement is cool

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