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edhe

"When we were started working on the port, there was a loud thunderstorm, and we knew then that God didn't approve, so we cancelled it. We spent the afternoon hiding under our desks instead."

NaviAndMii wrote:

"The genie we use to port our games to other platforms says that we've run out of wishes"

Love this one.

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kkslider5552000

Because our game is less worthwhile than paying 40 bucks for Street Fighter 2 in 2017.

I'm just gonna bring this up forever, for lulz, that Capcom in fact, successfully sold a version of Street Fighter 2 for 40 bucks in 2017.

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Ryu_Niiyama

Our game won't work because our engine can't be customized...wait is that DOOM? Uh...there aren't enough buttons! You need 100!

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Tyranexx

"Our game can't come to the Switch because the system's internal memory can't support our 40GB-sized save files. You know, even though we're awesome at...what's that word....compression!"

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Sir_Anthony

We decided not to port our games to Switch because there was a bad omen. Last week was a busy one, I was invited to three different parties, the first two parties were very entertaining but the third one sucked, you constantly had to switch dance partners, people stepped on my toes and it was an unpleasant experience. Obviously this was a sign, my team and I deciphered the message, turns out ''third party doesn't work with switch''

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Anti-Matter

Our Game Won't Work because... They said so.

Anti-Matter

StuTwo

Our game won't work on Switch because Bethesda have set the bar for ports unfairly high.

Our game won't work on Switch because - just looking at the size of it - we believe that Nintendo must have used powerful magic in its creation and our boss is a Christian.

Our game won't work on Switch because all of our market research suggests that people will never pay even a slight premium for convenience.

Our game won't work on Switch because - even if it'd possibly run today the console will look really quaint 5 years from now.

StuTwo

Anti-Matter

Our games won't work on Switch because you have to get Three Talisman from Three Outer Sailor Senshi: Space Sword from Sailor Uranus, Deep Aqua Mirror from Sailor Neptune & Garnet Orb from Sailor Pluto. You must combine those three powers of them to reveal a Holy Grail to make any games working on Switch.

And no need Silence Glaive, because you can destroy Nintendo Switch and Universe.

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NEStalgia

@StuTwo
Our game won't work on Switch because winter is coming.

We were going to put our game on Switch but then we took an arrow to the knee.

Our game won't work on Switch because we heard acid dripping hippie Nazis are involved with the platform and our ethics department tells us we can't condone such things.

Our game isn't coming to Switch because the staff keeps playing Doom on some tablet thing in the conference room instead of working on it.

NEStalgia

Meowpheel

Our game won't work because the save file needs at least 40 GB of free space in the internal storage.

Meowph, that's right!

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StuTwo

NEStalgia wrote:

Our game won't work on Switch because we heard acid dripping hippie Nazis are involved with the platform and our ethics department tells us we can't condone such things.

Our game won't work on Switch because PewDiePie might stream it.

StuTwo

Zyrac

Our game won't work on Switch because if you're playing outside you won't be able to download the day one patch that makes the game actually work.

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Sir_Anthony

We can't bring our games to the Nintendo Switch because we turned our developers copy we received from Nintendo into a tv remote. Oops.

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MegaTen

We're not brining games to Switch, because we aren't even spending money or resources on game-creation, but trying to stay in business by means of tax evasion!

MegaTen

NEStalgia

We can't bring our games to Switch because our games are actually just annual reskins of a 14 year old code base, and that's too old to support Switch. And we can't update the code base because we fired everyone that knew how during the massive wave of layoffs and studio closings when we had to "increase shareholder value." It's our hope that hardware architecture never changes. Ever. At least not until we can emulate the one our code base supports. Which is 14 years old.

NEStalgia

GrailUK

Our games won't work because Supermetaldave64 was wrong and the console they work on has not been announced yet.

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Anti-Matter

Our games won't work on Switch because.... you inserted ps vita cart into Switch.

Anti-Matter

Haru17

Our game won't work on Switch because it only runs on PS3s. Literally only PS3s. If you played it on PS4 you're seeing things. The Switch can't run PS3 games, duh!

Don't wake up, don't get up, don't get out there.

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KryptoKrunch

We're not bringing our game to the Switch, because it will probably sell more than the other versions combined and we don't believe that's fair to the other platforms.

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