Our game won't work on Switch because Bethesda have set the bar for ports unfairly high.
Our game won't work on Switch because - just looking at the size of it - we believe that Nintendo must have used powerful magic in its creation and our boss is a Christian.
Our game won't work on Switch because all of our market research suggests that people will never pay even a slight premium for convenience.
Our game won't work on Switch because - even if it'd possibly run today the console will look really quaint 5 years from now.
Our games won't work on Switch because you have to get Three Talisman from Three Outer Sailor Senshi: Space Sword from Sailor Uranus, Deep Aqua Mirror from Sailor Neptune & Garnet Orb from Sailor Pluto. You must combine those three powers of them to reveal a Holy Grail to make any games working on Switch.
And no need Silence Glaive, because you can destroy Nintendo Switch and Universe.
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Our game won't work on Switch because winter is coming.
We were going to put our game on Switch but then we took an arrow to the knee.
Our game won't work on Switch because we heard acid dripping hippie Nazis are involved with the platform and our ethics department tells us we can't condone such things.
Our game isn't coming to Switch because the staff keeps playing Doom on some tablet thing in the conference room instead of working on it.
Our game won't work on Switch because we heard acid dripping hippie Nazis are involved with the platform and our ethics department tells us we can't condone such things.
Our game won't work on Switch because PewDiePie might stream it.
We can't bring our games to Switch because our games are actually just annual reskins of a 14 year old code base, and that's too old to support Switch. And we can't update the code base because we fired everyone that knew how during the massive wave of layoffs and studio closings when we had to "increase shareholder value." It's our hope that hardware architecture never changes. Ever. At least not until we can emulate the one our code base supports. Which is 14 years old.
Our game won't work on Switch because it only runs on PS3s. Literally only PS3s. If you played it on PS4 you're seeing things. The Switch can't run PS3 games, duh!
We're not bringing our game to the Switch, because it will probably sell more than the other versions combined and we don't believe that's fair to the other platforms.
Our games won't work because there's a tons of bees inside our studios and is stringing us as well as deleting all of our progress of our game. meaning we're not releasing our game on the switch, not even all platform!
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