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Stuffgamer1

@Chicken Brutus: Oh, so it was a reference to a non-funny start of the video. Some of what was IN the video was funny, but that egg joke still makes no sense to me. Either way, it has nothing to do with video games that I can tell.

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Stevie

Where does Mario keep his pet hen?

In a chicken koopa

Why does Sonic have to keep going to the toilet?

He alwoays has the runs

What did Sonic say when he was walking through water

I'm Wading

Philip_J_Reed

Stuffgamer1 wrote:

@Chicken Brutus: Oh, so it was a reference to a non-funny start of the video. Some of what was IN the video was funny, but that egg joke still makes no sense to me. Either way, it has nothing to do with video games that I can tell.

There's eggs in video games! Come on! Cut me a little slack here!

Philip_J_Reed

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longtimegamer

Bahumat Zero - Actually, that WAS Nintendo related. I liked it once I got it:)

Made this knock,knock up.

Knock! knock!
Who's there?
Goron.
Goron who?

Goron, get out of here!

Edited on by longtimegamer

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Stevie

All these jokes are egg-celently bad, i love rubbish jokes

Whats white and can't climb tree's?

A Wii

GamerZack87

@Stevie
Ah...gold old Sonic...Nintendo's surrogate high-speed son...

Q. Why didn't the Dry Bones cross the road?
A. He didn't have the guts!

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

eugenewrayburn

Why did Doc Louis buy a Platinum Account from Microsoft?

He is an ex-boxer - get it? X-boxer? HAHahaha

What do you call someone whose i-phone/i-touch is their primary game system?

Apple Core!

Hardcore, casual = marketing. The real divide is between arcade and narrative games.

GamerZack87

@eugenewrayburn
Er, this is a thread for Nintendo-related jokes, but still...pretty good, I must admit. Especially the iPod one!

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

eugenewrayburn

Which Nintendo Employee wrote the script for 'The Wizard'?

Bob-omb!

Why did Mario fool around on Peach?

His Princess was in another castle......

Edited on by eugenewrayburn

Hardcore, casual = marketing. The real divide is between arcade and narrative games.

Danny_August

Why did the Chicken Brutus cross the road?

Direct quote: Bork, Bork, Bork

eugenewrayburn

Why did Miyamoto upend the tea table?

He was having a Wii Fit!

Hardcore, casual = marketing. The real divide is between arcade and narrative games.

Adam

Eugene, I hereby dub thee Master of Puns.

Come on, friends,
To the bear arcades again.

Dwarfer

Why did the Nintendo Life member have a raging tantrum?

Because Super Mario Kart/Majora's Mask/Yoshi's Island/Smash Bros/Rondo of Blood/Earthbound/Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger/Goldeneye/Donkey Kong 64 wasn't released on the VC this week!

Why did the Nintendo Life member cross the road?

To get to the internet Cafe in order to make a thread whining about how Nintendo are releasing too many 'casual' games and how Nintendo don't love them anymore.

Knock knock
Who's there?
New
New who?
New Play Control
Ahhhhhh! No! It's evil! Go away! Go away!

A Nintendo Life member walks into a bar. The barman asks, "why the long face?"
The Nintendo Life member replies, "It's My Birthday"
"Huh? Shouldn't you be happy?"
"Happy?! About shovelware?! Wait, you must be one of those casual gamers!"
Nintendo Life member lunges at the barman with a broken glass bottle. The barman easily restrains him
"Pah! Nintendo loves us now, not you. Deal with it!" says the barman mockingly

Edited on by Dwarfer

Dwarfer

Philip_J_Reed

Dwarfer wrote:

A Nintendo Life member walks into a bar. The barman asks, "why the long face?"
The Nintendo Life member replys, "It's My Birthday"
"Huh? Shouldn't you be happy?"
"Happy?! About shovelware?! Wait, you must be one of those casual gamers!"
Nintendo Life member lunges at the barman with a broken glass bottle. The barman easily restrains him
"Pah! Nintendo loves us now, not you. Deal with it!" says the barman mockingly

I nominate this for Official Joke of the Nintendo Life community.

Philip_J_Reed

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Stevie

@Dwarfer - your jokes are the best

Dwarfer: Knock knock
NL: Who's there
Dwarfer: Dwarfer
NL:Go away please

General Public: HaHa

Kizzi

Q: What is Mario's favorite fruit?
A: A Peach!

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Dwarfer

__Stevie wrote:

@Dwarfer - your jokes are the best

Dwarfer: Knock knock
NL: Who's there
Dwarfer: Dwarfer
NL:Go away please

General Public: HaHa

Please, stay on topic. The topic is Nintendo related jokes, not jokes attacking a specific person,(which is trolling, that's against the rules, friend). I know you're not the brightest penny on the beach, but surely you can read the topic's title. Also I know you have your issues, but that doesn't mean you should attack other people - perhaps some soothing music would help calm your anger?

Anyway, Stevie seems to be hell-bent on derailing this topic by posting off-topic messages which flame certain people. But let's not allow that to happen, just ignore him. I'm sorry Stevie, I know you're trying to upset me, but I'm not going to rise to the bait. If you try to attack me again I will simply ignore you since I respect this forum.

Again, I apologize for Stevie's disgraceful behaviour. Forgive him. Time to get back on topic with a NINTENDO related joke that doesn't try to insult a specific person:

Epona walks into a bar. The barman asks, "why the long face?"

Dwarfer

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