Topic: Ninten-jokes!

As you've probably figured out, I couple each icon change with a bad Nintendo-related joke. Here are two that I remember off the top of my head:

Q. What do you get if you cross Ukiki with Akiki?
A. I don't know, but your cap's just vanished!

Q. What happened when Samus took a wrong turn at the start of Metroid?
A. She turned into the Morph Cube!

For a third joke, just read my signature! But how about you? Any of you know any Ninendo-themed jokes?

Q. How do you get 100-Pikachus on a bus?
A. Poke 'em on

uh, that's all I have...

Nice one Nanaki, though the version I heard before required poking 100 Pikachu onto a truck instead! Keep sendin' 'em in guys!

Huh, never heard of Chibibo before. I always known Goombas as Kuribōs and Wiki brings up that they are called Chibibo in Super Mario Land.

But here's a joke that I remember coming from an old Nintendo Power magazine, its so lame, but that's just the beauty of it:

Q: What is Ganon's favorite food?
A: Sausage Links!

Nice one, Enigmaopoeia

Q: What did Mario say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ow.

.......Yeah, not really Nintendo related, but hey, it was funny! ........Right

@Enigmaopoeia: You're right about Goombas! I should've avoided a typo. My bad
@Bahamut ZERO: Yep, that one's a classic

Q: What's Charmander's favorite song?
A: The Hokey-Pokemon!

I've got two:

and:

I've thought of another one but I'm too lazy to make it.

@Starcross64, those are funny. Especially the Link and Navi one.

Oh yeah, and Jesus' birthday was definitely not on Dec 25...

What does Mario use whilst shopping?
A Mario Kart

What do you get when you cross Link's fairy friend with a swamp reptile?
A Navi-gator!

Why are Gorons not good with relationships?
Because there always on the rocks.

Q. What is the Nintendo Wii called in France?

A. The Nintendo Yes!

@Dazza
Q. What is the Wii called in Scotland?
A. The Little!

I got two!

Q:What did they call Ganon is high school?
A:Ganon-dork

and

Q:Where did Link go after he finished middle school?
A:High-rule school

(Sorry the second one was kinda cheesy!)

Q: What's big and small at the same time?
A: A BIG EGG

@Chicken Brutus
Uh...I...don't get it...sorry

Alongside NintendoPurist @Chicken Brutus: Me neither...

Wanna get some REALLY lame jokes on here? Well, I'll post this one anyway. It's also from an old-ish N-Power. Watch out, though. Knock-knock format.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Luigi.
Luigi who?
Story of my life...

Poor Luigi...

@Stuffgamer1
I totally agree. Luigi deserves more credit than anybody cares to give him. He's always been my equal-first-favourite of the Super Mario Bros. (I like him exactly as much as I like Mario).
Well, for your 'enjoyment', here's another stupid joke:

Q. What's Makar, Sage of Wind's favourite song?
A. "Korok the Boat"!

Get it? Ko-ROK the Boat?

Watch it all the way through, if you have the time. This is brilliant stuff.

1. What is the difference between Reggie and Donkey Kong?

Reggie's tie is a clip on........

2. Why did the balance board say Reggie was 'obese'?

He was using it for a pillow.

3.What is the difference between Giant Enemy Crabs and playing Jet Ski onstage at E-3??

Sadly, there is no differnece....

What reality show did Mario and Luigi star in?

Pallet Swap.

What did Peppy Hare learn from playing the Donkey Kong Arcade?

How to do a barrel roll.