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Toon_Link

Q: What did Maxwell (Scribblenauts) get when he ran over a mummy with a car?
A: A flat mummy!

Lame, I know.

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Toon_Link

HiroshiYamauchi

Q: Why can't Toon Link win a battle against Adult Link in SSBB?
A: Because it's a draw.

Yes, i know...

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HiroshiYamauchi

Noire

This entire thread deserves one big rimshot. I'd be happy to oblige.

bu dum pish

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Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Mabbit

StarBoy91 wrote:

Ok, ok, ok, here's another one.
Q: Why did Skeletal Koopa not laugh at any jokes?
A: Because he doesn't have a funny bone!! [rimshot]

Meh, I've come up with better; but this one seems decent.

hehehe, one of the onyl good ones on this thread

Heisenberg says "relax!"
The user formerly known as briunj04
PSN=mabbit04/Summoner name(LoL)=briunj04

bro2dragons

i'm sorry... i love you guys and all... but this thread needs to be locked.

“I am a brother to dragons and a companion to owls." Job:30:29

Nintendo Network ID: bro2dragons

Kawaiipikachu

Q. Why did Pichu rushed to the toilet
A. He needed to Pi

Kawaiipikachu

Xkhaoz

What did Pikachu szay when he sneezed?
PI-pi-ka-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, lame one.^^
Why isn't there a Kid Icraus game for Wii?
Because then it would Baby Icarus. (Get it, Wii)

http://steamcommunity.com/id/xkhaoz

StarBoy91

I like your new avatar, NintendoPurist. Fits in with the theme of the joke.

To each their own

GamerZack87

Thanks StarBoy91
It also has another underlying theme; if you wish to know what the theme is, just check my new signature!

YAY! MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING!

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"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Why couldn't Mario compete in the Olympics?
Because he's too fat!

What do you think? Pretty funny right?

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Xkhaoz

Why can't you play as Mega Man in SSBB?

Becasue he would be at a huge disadvantage on custom made stages.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/xkhaoz

StarBoy91

So, Samus asked someone for a director who's last name was Scott. "What was the first name?" she asked curiously.

Ridley.

Man, that was horrible.

To each their own

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