Topic: Ninten-jokes!

@dwarfer: I don't think he was trying to insult you?(maybe he was but whatever, stay on topic)

Q: What's Luigi's favorite flower?

A: A Daisy!

For my newest joke, see my signature:

(Just in case I've changed it, here is the joke)
Q. What did Yoshi say after he accidentally ate a watermelon instead of a sixth melon?
A. Oh, F*R*U*I*T*!@

@NintendoPurist

I don't get it. Is the F*R*U*I*T* supposed to be a curse filter or something?

What do you call it when Nintendo ceases to give a crap about their consumers and instead only cares about money?

Seventh Gen

@Cheesy
Yes, 'F*R*U*I*T!@' is supposed to resemble a certain word being censored, but in a more 'family-friendly' way; after all, Yoshi's Story is considered a family game!

New joke! I thunk it up last night!
(By the way, I realise that 'thunk' is not a real word...it's thinked, right? JK )

Q. What do you get if you cross a pizza, a fish and a Mega Man character?
A. Bass! (It's funny however you read the punchline, as Bass=Base or Bass=Bass)

Keep 'em coming!

What does "pizza" have to do with that joke? Y'see, your last joke bombed, and that's why this thread died. If you were thinking of resurrecting it, you're gonna need to do WAY better than THAT!

That pizza thing in confusing indeed.

Now for some Nintendo-humor. It's not a joke with a punchline per se, but I'll take any excuse to whip out the Donkey Kong Country 2 rap.

NintendoPurist, that 'joke' made me want to hurt myself. I HATE jokes!

That video was funny though, I'll have to watch the rest of 'em, ty.

Why is Mario alwase hanging with Luigi?
Because Mario is gay.

Yeah, because brotherly camaraderie is much less plausible.

What does Mario have to do now?
He has to go Wii-Wii

I know that's pretty lame. My mind is blank now

I hope you are drunk reading these....

Q. What do you call a 2-d platformer that is just the way you like it ?

A. Super Mario Druthers.

Q. What does Luigi have in common with Hugh Hefner?

A. They both chase Bunnies and live in Mansions.

Q. Why is Toad so popular?

A. Well, he is just a funghi....

Q. Why was Mario so concerned about Bowsers new Galaxy?

A. He understood the gravity of the situation.

• Reads thread *

crickets

www.brawlinthefamily.com

What did Mario say after watching Mama Mia?

Mama Mia, that movie sucked!

Best post of the thread. Period.

I aim to please.

Here's a good joke.

Mario: Hello there. I would like to buy a 2nd Wii for my family. I have the money and I would like to buy a 2nd Wii.

Gamestop employee: Sorry, but we're out of stock. Try tommorow.

Mario: Darn, it's because of the price cut.

Reggie Fils-Aime: THE WII PRINTS MONEY!

@SSBfan1999: Yeah......... No.