Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, he'll hang out with you forever and ever.

I wish to be a friend of Raylax as well.

Granted, but he'll give you a nasty sting if you hug him.

I wish the Autobots were dead.

Granted, but then it would no longer be heroes vs. villains.

I wish Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was made on a Nintendo console as well [it's that awesome].

Granted, the Gobots come back.

I wish for more good N64 games.

Granted. Unfortunately, all of them were put on a ship and lost at sea.

I wish I had a fairy friend.

Granted, you now have a trusty companion with you.

I wish to know the secret of the Bermuda Triangle.

Granted but now you have to live there.

I wish my sister would stop being so mean to me.

Granted, now your parents are even worse to you.

I wish some wishes were actually being corrupted (unless having a companion forever and ever is supposed to be bad....)

Granted, Starboy Turned evil.

I wish evil starboy was the one corrupting my fairy wishes.

Granted, but StarBoy never turns evil; that is, I'm always kind and never evil. :3

I wish for two coins. [Points to anyone that gets this cartoon movie reference]

Granted, You Learn why and then your memory is erased

I wish I had a girlfriend (Come Up With Something Creative That doesen't involve her trying to kill me or hurt me cause that already happens )

@Supermarioman - I changed my wish.
Granted, you're now in a committed relationship.

I wish to be poster number 220 or 250.

Starboy: Well Crap, Why'd you change your wish on me like that, now I look like an idiot.
Wait comitted relationship, oh god, god no! (JK)

Your wish is granted, then the thread dies like the the 3 Word Story went down the drain.

@Supermarioman - I changed it to the two coins wish before you posted. You must've not noticed it then. But that's all right, you're all right.
Whatever you wished for is granted.

I wish to make slam dunks.

Granted, you now work at a dead end Job in a smelly kitchen making "slam dunk" Chicken buckets.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you wish for smelly feet. and it gets granted!

I wish I was a robot.

Granted, now you get to confront the robot masters, yay!!!!

I wish for a good hat.

Granted, but he's actually Ezio from LoZ: Minish Cap and he yaks your ear off.

I wish I didn't have to work Subway tomorrow (holiday, and I'm STILL under-trained...ugh ).

Granted, but you can only travel back in time, never forwards.

I wish there was no homework.

Granted, but you are forced to live at school for the rest of your life. I wish for unlimited cash.